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    Let's welcome the Players Talk freshman class of football 2012

    Guys lets welcome all the newbies. A few do's and don'ts;

    Do help them with BTP VIII.
    Do encourage them to become a Pro
    Do act as backup if they wander too close to an SBR crusher

    Don't tell them SBR rates BOL a B+ instead of a Z
    Don't tell them their NFL -14 chalk plays are square
    Don't tell them the SBR casino will grind molars and leads to broken keypads

    What else???
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    Mr. Walker my basketball thread have 200K views wheres my ipad?

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    Do tell them to tail Trigga Traca in NFL and myself in NCAAF
    Do tell them to fade the hell out of Baskets (But that goes for any bet)

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    Do tell them to go to live chat if they need help from a friendly staff member.
    Don't encourage them to go to live chat weekdays 3am-9am EDT.
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    What the fukk is an SBR crusher?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Do tell them to go to live chat if they need help from a friendly staff member.
    Don't encourage them to go to live chat weekdays 3am-9am EDT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post

    Don't tell them SBR rates BOL a B+ instead of a Z

    Someone is late on their payments to SBR

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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    What the fukk is an SBR crusher?
    A winning minded poster...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post

    look at that goofy mother fukker

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    Quote Originally Posted by acl123 View Post

    look at that goofy mother fukker

    That is not very nice AC. Why would you think this guy is goofy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    That is not very nice AC. Why would you think this guy is goofy.

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    guy looks like fukking popeye

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post

    Don't tell them SBR rates BOL a B+ instead of a Z

    Hmmmmm

    I think the directive for BTP V
    was
    Don't tell them SBR rates Bet Phoenix a B+ instead of a Z

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    Do fade them when they make threads about how stunned they are that Awesome Team X is only a 2.5 pt favorite on the road against Less Awesome Team Y.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    Do fade them when they make threads about how stunned they are that Awesome Team X is only a 2.5 pt favorite on the road against Less Awesome Team Y.
    even worse is after the fact when team x wins on a turnover, lucky bounce, whatever and they rant and rave all week about how anyone betting team y was a moron and everyone should've listened to them.
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    Do tell them that we at SBR support gays in their ongoing battle against Hick-Fil-a

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Guys lets welcome all the newbies. A few do's and don'ts;

    Do help them with BTP VIII.

    What else???

    BTP VIII, Fgured you guys would bury that baby and come up with something a little fresher.

    Nothing personal against the Prick but the whole fuckking field beat the guy last year,did he not come in dead last or
    real close to it,yup he bested like 14 players out of 2500 some.

    Whats the use to continually embarrass the poor guy year after year with his inability to pick winning games.

    Let the guy be content on his little pig farm smoking Hog Jawls,makin moonshine and shootin Possum.

    Do we really have to see dark videos of the prick slurring on his words telling us how next week will be the big week.

    Let the old geezzer get a year off,Not much fun beating a one legged man in race over and over.

    Here's a suggestion.

    Since practically everyone beat the prick last year how about this year we go with

    Beat Brock The cockk.

    Plus Landers can probably generate a field of over 3k contestants.

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    one day they might be as successful as me :


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    Welcome Boys

    Any advice I am your go to guy as far as books, gambling , life and sex

    Gamble and post away like it is the last day of your life

    Good things will come to you

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    most of the newbies are ghosts and or not even old enough to enter into a casino to gamble

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Guys lets welcome all the newbies. A few do's and don'ts;

    Do help them with BTP VIII.
    Do encourage them to become a Pro
    Do act as backup if they wander too close to an SBR crusher

    Don't tell them SBR rates BOL a B+ instead of a Z
    Don't tell them their NFL -14 chalk plays are square
    Don't tell them the SBR casino will grind molars and leads to broken keypads

    What else???

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    Do tell them what SBR is (and isn't) and it's business model.
    Do tell them about the positive correlation between advertising money from a particular book and that books "rating".
    Do tell them how disputes are handled differently between books that pay SBR for advertising and those that don't.

    It's important that the freshman class is properly educated as they are gullible and could be easily swayed to use certain books, like BOL and BP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    even worse is after the fact when team x wins on a turnover, lucky bounce, whatever and they rant and rave all week about how anyone betting team y was a moron and everyone should've listened to them.
    Someone should have fully explained that one to RichBoy on the Buffalo game last year.

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    Always be sure to tell them "never fukkin heard of ya pal!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Do tell them what SBR is (and isn't) and it's business model.
    Do tell them about the positive correlation between advertising money from a particular book and that books "rating".
    Do tell them how disputes are handled differently between books that pay SBR for advertising and those that don't.

    It's important that the freshman class is properly educated as they are gullible and could be easily swayed to use certain books, like BOL and BP.
    Tell them that they are not cool if they don't go all in or bet less than several thousand a game. If they work they are idiots. Take em for every fukkin penny they will ever have.

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    Don't tell them anything.

    When I first started up no one told me how to act.

    Live and let learn.

    Hand-holding is for 6 year olds and ttwarriors crossing the street.

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    WTF? This is business?!?! Holy fudge that's news to me. Yes, we will let the newbies know...they may think they are at the red cross.

    Al Masters,
    The Prick was a little off last year, that's for sure. But the contest went from 1600 players in '10 to 2700 last year. I'm not a fan of changing things that work well. Although you will see many improvement to the contest this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    WTF? This is business?!?! Holy fudge that's news to me. Yes, we will let the newbies know...they may think they are at the red cross.

    Al Masters,
    The Prick was a little off last year, that's for sure. But the contest went from 1600 players in '10 to 2700 last year. I'm not a fan of changing things that work well. Although you will see many improvement to the contest this year.
    They may also mistakenly believe that the book ratings aren't bought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acl123 View Post
    guy looks like fukking popeye

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    Don't flirt with King Mayonaise..

    He will rape you. HARD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Don't flirt with King Mayonaise..

    He will rape you. HARD.
    Hey newbies, beware of this dumbfukk mexican roider.. He's a fukking homo!

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    ^^^ still mad/distraught over the ass raping I gave him..

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    Good luck Frosh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    They may also mistakenly believe that the book ratings aren't bought.
    They would be 100% right about that.

    Over the past 13 years folks like Covers, Shrink and Major and all those that tried to compete accused SBR of selling ratings. They knew better but that's all they could do. Those Einsteins did not comprehend you can produce higher returns by rating books fairly.

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