1. 01-27-12 05:26 PM #1
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    Guys I have a confession to make

    I work 9-5 at a kindergarten, mostly 4-5 year olds. I am not even the teacher, I am just an assistant and mostly change diapers and read books to kids. Guys this forum is my only release, I am just in a daze at school and don't feel alive until I can go home and turn PC on and check out the card. All day I am thinking what plays to make and the stress and agony and screams of pain and pleasure as my bets cash or lose. Usually go through 8-9 beers a night watching games but mostly tickers. When I have an under on an NBA game with 0:04 left I pray and hold my nuts that the play by play will say End of 4th Quarter instead of "Lebron James technical foul". When it loses I bury my head in my hands and kind of rock in my chair.

    Go to bed about 2-3AM and then go to work kind of drunk and hangover kicks in around noon. I steal food from the kitchen and if kids complain of being hungry I give them a timeout. I used to be a janitor on the other side of the country but got kicked out for getting a hardon while 6th graders came out of the washroom in their gym clothes. Just my luck the parents are there and see me gripping my broom sexually and staring at the girls and of course because I wear sweat pants you can see my hardon It was a French catholic school so I was a goner the next day. I had to change names and move across country to get my current job.

    On weekends I go on the chat lines and call broads and if im lucky meet up with them. I pay for everything and the whole time they text other people and i tell them they are pretty and that i am lonely. They usually have 1 drink maybe 2 and then say they have to go to the washroom but take their purse and coat ?? I fell for it 2-3 times before I realized they were actually not coming back Have not been laid in a while as you can tell but don't know why because I'm a stud and can pop multiple times.

    Guys I am so dark and empty inside and the worst thing about the east coast is the games start later so I have to wait til ******* 7pm to watch my action but benefit is have the west coast games until 1am. Guys this is a cry for help but if you do not lend a helping hand I will accept your best bet for tonight

    I bet I am not the only headcase on forum.

    Good luck on your plays tonight gentlemen
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  2. 01-27-12 05:27 PM #2
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  3. 01-27-12 05:28 PM #3
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    I'm not sure what's more pathetic -- the fabricated story itself, or you for making it up.
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  4. 01-27-12 05:29 PM #4
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    Welcome to gambling we all go though this every nite
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  5. 01-27-12 05:29 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    I'm not sure what's more pathetic -- the fabricated story itself, or you for making it up.
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  6. 01-27-12 05:31 PM #6
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    Seek professional help

    GA is good place to start
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  7. 01-27-12 05:32 PM #7
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    With an avatar picture like that...they do shows about guys like you on weekends on MSNBC
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  8. 01-27-12 05:33 PM #8
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    why u desperate for attention lately

    your bf dump you?
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  9. 01-27-12 05:36 PM #9
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    jjgold is the saviour
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  10. 01-27-12 05:40 PM #10
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    I am a pre-school part time assistant. I get pooped and puke on 2-3 times a week. I make 7 bucks an hr under the table. I can finger pai like no bodies business. Mathy are you like me in stealing alot of arts and crafts materials for sexual rituals at home? Feels good to get that off my chest.
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  11. 01-27-12 05:41 PM #11
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    Are you bi-polar mathy?

    You seem to have all the tendencies.

    Wonder whose Facebook page you're pilfering these photos from. Dustin Diamond?
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  12. 01-27-12 05:45 PM #12
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    Archie

    Felt good getting this off my chest. Have a lot more secrets and paranoias too.
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  13. 01-27-12 05:47 PM #13
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    is this a copy and paste from JJGold? great writing! made me laugh, more please
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  14. 01-27-12 05:48 PM #14
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    Mathy is doing whatever it takes to get POTM!!!!!!!!!
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  15. 01-27-12 05:51 PM #15
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    Mathy-

    Change it to "9th grade girls coming out of the gym". That's still creepy, but not quite as much.

    Do this for me, pal.
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  16. 01-27-12 05:52 PM #16
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    mathy, if it makes you feel any better...i would rather have you watching my 5 yr old than most of the whoreshitting losers at this place...
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  17. 01-27-12 05:53 PM #17
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    opie the girls are getting boobs earlier and earlier and becoming more and more sexual
    it is not a desire of mine but they flirted with me and said "Hey Clement" and gave me the eyes you know??
    This can happen to any guy who does not get a lot of female attention
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  18. 01-27-12 05:53 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    mathy, if it makes you feel any better...i would rather have you watching my 5 yr old than most of the whoreshitting losers at this place...

    They would learn some math at least

    I try to teach this kindergarten kids how to calculate EV and they just keep saying "Brandon Lang"
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  19. 01-27-12 05:54 PM #19
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    kewl story brah
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  20. 01-27-12 05:54 PM #20
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    hahalol
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  21. 01-27-12 06:04 PM #21
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    What kind of school is this where kindergarten kids are 4-5 year old diaper shitters?

    Dont kids start kindergarten at like age 7?
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    look on the bright side.....if you stick with it for another 10-15 years you could be making close to 30 grand a year and have your own assistant as the HEAD kindergarten teacher!
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    Guy needs pills.
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  24. 01-27-12 06:28 PM #24
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    Looking to get into cement work now actually

    Looks like quick way to get ahead
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  25. 01-27-12 06:32 PM #25
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    Living the dream Pal, what the hell are you whining about? Take Loyola MD & the Knicks/ Heat under and buy a pizza and a 30 pack of Natty Light and all is good.
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  27. 01-27-12 06:36 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by hankcream View Post
    Living the dream Pal, what the hell are you whining about? Take Loyola MD & the Knicks/ Heat under and buy a pizza and a 30 pack of Natty Light and all is good.
    thanks hank

    Heat have burned me a lot recently -- should I take a shot??
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    dumb
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    take the heat....when has lebron ever let anyone down
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  30. 01-27-12 06:41 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    What kind of school is this where kindergarten kids are 4-5 year old diaper shitters?

    Dont kids start kindergarten at like age 7?
    wouldn't you shit yourself if you were in kindergarten and saw the janitor jerking his crank?
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  31. 01-27-12 06:44 PM #31
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    hahaha....jerking his crank...hahhahaha
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  32. 01-27-12 06:48 PM #32
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    Someone hacked Mathy's password.
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  33. 01-27-12 06:52 PM #33
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    pedo
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  34. 01-27-12 07:01 PM #34
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    If you eat too much paste in one sitting you will be pooping your pants. So we put the chronic paste eaters in pull up diapers
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  35. 01-27-12 08:32 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuantumLeap View Post
    Someone hacked Mathy's password.
    I almost thought the same thing. Either that or a joke.
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