1. 01-05-12 05:09 AM #106
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    Voicemail

    http://soundcloud.com/dj_destroyer/vmail

    ^^^
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  2. 01-05-12 05:25 AM #107
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    Go big on Arkansas -8 then have a sex change operation with your winnings.
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  3. 01-05-12 09:28 AM #108
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    You going to the adele concert this week?
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  4. 01-05-12 04:51 PM #109
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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    http://soundcloud.com/dj_destroyer/vmail

    ^^^
    You are in vancouver and you are worried about an assault charge? If you would have just came clean about the situation, if everything you are saying is true, you would have been fine. I had a buddy that punched a guy out at a party in Tacoma and the kid smacked his head on the corner of the kitchen counter and died. He was arrested but all charges were dropped because it was an accident. And you are worried about knocking someone out for a couple of hours. Grow a pair and deal with your problem and don't run from it you will only make it worse.
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  5. 01-05-12 04:57 PM #110
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    Here you go pal...good luck

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  6. 01-05-12 05:03 PM #111
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    Never heard a cop that was looking for me call and leave a message saying bye bye. sounds a little staged dj
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  7. 01-05-12 05:37 PM #112
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Here you go pal...good luck http://www.legion-recrute.com/en/
    pretty good option if your really looking at 2 or 3 years in prison
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  8. 01-06-12 12:43 AM #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bcatswin View Post
    Never heard a cop that was looking for me call and leave a message saying bye bye. sounds a little staged dj
    Seriously? I would have let his real name play and the police department he's from but I can't trust you fukkers not to call and fukk me over somehow. I obviously didn't make up the call.
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  9. 01-06-12 01:53 AM #114
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    Do you want to eat your plane ticket?
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  10. 01-07-12 12:36 PM #115
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    This guy is full of crap.
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  11. 01-07-12 01:29 PM #116
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    I heard you knocked out "chick #4" for eating your sisters 'cat' ... The womens advocate groups won't let this die ...

    If it was a guy you hit then relax man ,,, simple assault isn't punishable by more than 150 days here and if it is your first time you won't build a day unless you violate probation ...

    P/s- I highly doubt the local pigs will involve the FFA on this one ... But if they do get you a and bounce ...
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  12. 01-07-12 01:37 PM #117
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    This reminds me of the time the time that girl tried to have me arrested for rape, just because it was "against her will." or something.
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  13. 01-07-12 01:45 PM #118
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdamStock1983 View Post
    He got in a fight and beat the shit out of one kid. Started by slugging him in the face and to this day the kid is still seeing double vision. Perhaps you should look up what felony assault is and what sentence it carries before you go posting. Any sentence over a year you go to a prison asshole. And he should lawyer up, smartest thing you can do. Ttrace35 you are very ignorant
    Who would not plead a felony assault charge down to a misdeamnor to begin with?

    I have been charged with assault 20 times if once. Convicted 10.
    Different States have different sentencing structures. You goto prison here when a Judge sentences you to prison regardless of the sentence. You cannot get felony assault anywhere I have been for punching a person. If he kicked him with steel-toe shoes, YES! Punching, NO! ... UNLESS your friend is a habitual offender.

    I have NEVER seen the Feds come in on an assault charge bruh ... Did he kick the guys ass across State lines or something?

    I once kicked a guys ass across the County line and got charged in both Counties but never the Feds. Built the bids concurrent.
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  14. 01-07-12 01:52 PM #119
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    This reminds me of the time the time that girl tried to have me arrested for rape, just because it was "against her will." or something.
    What is the World coming to?

    I once faced 88-96 months for "kidnapping" because I wouldn't let a drunk bitch jump from my pick-up ... She told the cops I would not let her out my truck but forgot to mention I was moving 55 MPH. It took 60 days for me to convey this to a judge who then chastised the DA and sprung me...
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  15. 01-07-12 03:57 PM #120
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    This guy is full of crap.
    I've been eating your sister's pussy for the past week... Wouldn't exactly call it crap myself but to each their own.
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  16. 01-07-12 04:14 PM #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post

    I've been eating your sister's pussy for the past week... Wouldn't exactly call it crap myself but to each their own.
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  17. 01-07-12 06:08 PM #122
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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    I've been eating your sister's pussy for the past week... Wouldn't exactly call it crap myself but to each their own.
    Are you sure you were not eating her ass by mistake? I've heard that noobs get confused down in that area their first time.
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  18. 01-07-12 07:09 PM #123
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Are you sure you were not eating her ass by mistake? I've heard that noobs get confused down in that area their first time.
    You sure you weren't eating miss piggies ass?
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  19. 01-07-12 08:22 PM #124
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroDog73 View Post
    You sure you weren't eating miss piggies ass?
    You know what's long and green and smells like pork?

    My finger.

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  20. 01-07-12 08:25 PM #125
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Are you sure you were not eating her ass by mistake? I've heard that noobs get confused down in that area their first time.
    lmao...owned that fruitcake.
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  21. 01-07-12 08:41 PM #126
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    DJ, what did you knock the guy out with?

    I didnt read the whole thread.
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  22. 01-07-12 10:06 PM #127
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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    Voicemail left overnight (details change or omitted to protect myself):

    "Mr. XXXXX, This is Constable YYYYY, ZZZZZ City Police. I have good reason to believe you're still in ZZZZZ, I'm not going to tell you how I know that. I just know. We're going to be catching up with you, even if it means I'm sitting at the airport when I find out when you're flying. If you wanna 'eat' your plane ticket and keep playing games then so be it. Bye bye."

    Don't know whether to call his bluff or turn myself in...

    Constable??? You in ******* Britain???

    ALL LIES ALL LIES ALLL LIES IN THIS THREAD....guy's straight out of compton or detroitous and they have "constables" on the force there LOLOLOLOLOL

    GET THE **** OUT! LOLOLOLOL
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  23. 01-07-12 10:19 PM #128
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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    http://soundcloud.com/dj_destroyer/vmail

    ^^^
    that voicemail call SO FUCKIN FUNNY!!!!!

    yeah sounds like a total canadian cop LOLOL BYE BYE lololololololol

    if it was legit he woulda told ya:

    "i'm coming for ya ya crazy hoser, you'll be doing some time eh....no more labat blue for you or the great hockey night in canada eh......Stupid hoser!"

    LOLOLOLOL fuckin guy is INSANE and has way to much time on his hands lololol

    THREAD OF THE YEAR!!!!!!
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  24. 01-07-12 10:27 PM #129
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    In TX you would likely only spend a night in jail for a one punch knockout. Then released and not charged. That's in the unlikely case that someone actually called the cops over it. Fighting is not that big a deal here. At least where I'm from. You would have to ruthlessly beat someone to get into any real trouble. Even then, if they threw the first punch, you would get maybe 6 months probation.
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  25. 01-07-12 10:32 PM #130
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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
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    He is going to make you eat your plane ticket dude. Holy fukk!

    Why can cops threaten assault over the phone but if normal citizens do it, they catch a charge?
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  26. 01-07-12 10:36 PM #131
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    violence to solve a problem?

    are you a fukkin caveman, or a muslim?
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  27. 01-08-12 06:42 AM #132
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    FrozenMan thinks I'm lying...

    You guys think I want this!? ******* worst thing ever.

    I'll have more proof, don't you worry. So anyone who thinks I'm lying, check in now so you can be embarrassed.

    Until then, just take a .
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  28. 01-08-12 11:29 AM #133
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    You have posted this same thread on 2 different forums looking for some type of support or praise and it has completely blown up in your face, and we are supposed to feel embarrased?
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  29. 01-08-12 03:19 PM #134
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    Bullshit still i smell!
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  30. 01-08-12 06:29 PM #135
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    This jail shit can wait, don't you still have 8 chicks to pick from?
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  31. 01-08-12 06:31 PM #136
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    Well that's good if they called you instead of breaking your door down. Means you don't have a warrant and they probably just want to get your side of the story. Get yourself a lawyer before you say a word to them though.
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  33. 01-20-12 02:57 PM #138
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    what happened with this?

    you are the fukkin man... selling weed, banging 9 different chicks, and running from the po po
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  34. 01-20-12 03:44 PM #139
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    I fukking hope the prosecution drops the charges. If not, arraignment mid-February.
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  35. 01-20-12 11:17 PM #140
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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO BULLSHIT SIR!!!!!

    such a great story then it just dies out, WHAT THE **** DJ???? WHAT THE ****!!!!!!
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