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    Damn Excel is good

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    get a hooker. pay her play role. have her seduce you anyway you want. just make sure to not do anything to kill the mood that there already isnt
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    newark to chester is around 100 miles. from what ive seen you're too nutz to hook up with any of my wifes hot friends.
    come down to chester, bet some sulkys drink some beers and we'll take it from there....
    (possible flyers exec. club box seats/paddock passes at the track etc...chix galore)

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    JJ, do you still release your release in your palm and let it dry until the next day?

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    JJ do you ever dress up like a woman ??

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    It'd be kinda strange to go out partying with jj. You'd think everyone SHOULD recognize him but no one would

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    unreal

    you guys just keep hammering me

    Man what does it feel like to like be on the couch or in bed ad a woman seduces you by putting her hand down your pants looking for your rooster to stroke???

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Anyone live within 100 miles from Newark?

    We can go hunting for pussy
    Meet me here. Lots of pussy here!


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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Meet me here. Lots of pussy here!

    Yea if little boys and girls are your type thing


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    Whens the last time you've been laid JJ? O/U: 1993

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    Whens the last time you've been laid JJ? O/U: 1993
    I think 1997 or late 1996

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I think 1997 or late 1996


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    fuk you Shady

    Your a fukkin bum

    Where you live?? I will tear your fukkin head off

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    fuk you Shady

    Your a fukkin bum

    Where you live?? I will tear your fukkin head off
    Easy Coach...getting all worked up...you could pull a hammy

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    I have some beautiful oceanfront property in Ohio for you, and some Columbian white

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I think 1997 or late 1996
    are you serious? how is that even possible

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    Quote Originally Posted by celtics12 View Post
    are you serious? how is that even possible
    Have you set eyeballs on him? He's not exactly man candy

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    ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I think 1997 or late 1996
    at least share some details with us

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    the yayo and gambling is always here down AC,

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    at least share some details with us
    Not a big deal guy

    Met some broad via Prodigy (online web service at time) called her like 20 times just to meet
    Had to take her out like 15 times before we fukked
    had to cost me like $1200 at time in food bills and gifts

    She was like 5-4, 185 well built, solid body
    Invited her to my parents basement, we drank a little, watched tv, hoops

    I started trying to grab her ass, I was hungry
    She pushed me away, I went fukkin wild saying she is a fukkin loser, pussy
    She then gave in, we stripped, I tried making her give me BJ she turned her head
    Was erect like maybe 2.8 inches at that time
    she made some faces..I say what ya going to do for me>>

    I want to fuk you..I sent money on you
    She laid down on cement floor, I had trouble inserting as it kept coming out, pumped like 4 times and every fukkin time came out, she was pissed I guess...I said get a fukkin pillow and prop up a little..I tried again a little better..rooster was rock hard, I was moaning, lasted like 2 minutes and came on her thigh, wanted to *** insude her but it came out...she did not respond much...called her next day over 30 times asking her to come to basement again and never got her..she changed her number..maybe I was not good?? Too small?? I do not know..never got laid again as of today..of course some alley snatching blow jobs, wall insertion blow jobs in NY but ll paid and not real sex..got no time for this shit today


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    where do you come up with this shit,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Have you set eyeballs on him? He's not exactly man candy
    nah, cant say ive met the dude...

    and how is that story just posted remotely the truth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not a big deal guy

    Met some broad via Prodigy (online web service at time) called her like 20 times just to meet
    Had to take her out like 15 times before we fukked
    had to cost me like $1200 at time in food bills and gifts

    She was like 5-4, 185 well built, solid body
    Invited her to my parents basement, we drank a little, watched tv, hoops

    I started trying to grab her ass, I was hungry
    She pushed me away, I went fukkin wild saying she is a fukkin loser, pussy
    She then gave in, we stripped, I tried making her give me BJ she turned her head
    Was erect like maybe 2.8 inches at that time
    she made some faces..I say what ya going to do for me>>

    I want to fuk you..I sent money on you
    She laid down on cement floor, I had trouble inserting as it kept coming out, pumped like 4 times and every fukkin time came out, she was pissed I guess...I said get a fukkin pillow and prop up a little..I tried again a little better..rooster was rock hard, I was moaning, lasted like 2 minutes and came on her thigh, wanted to *** insude her but it came out...she did not respond much...called her next day over 30 times asking her to come to basement again and never got her..she changed her number..maybe I was not good?? Too small?? I do not know..never got laid again as of today..of course some alley snatching blow jobs, wall insertion blow jobs in NY but ll paid and not real sex..got no time for this shit today


    hammer me and YOU PAY

    Was this before or after your Aunt ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by P.F.Kasooff View Post
    Was this before or after your Aunt ?
    Has to be before. Failed at banging strangers and had to resort to banging relatives.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not a big deal guy

    Met some broad via Prodigy (online web service at time) called her like 20 times just to meet
    Had to take her out like 15 times before we fukked
    had to cost me like $1200 at time in food bills and gifts

    She was like 5-4, 185 well built, solid body
    Invited her to my parents basement, we drank a little, watched tv, hoops

    I started trying to grab her ass, I was hungry
    She pushed me away, I went fukkin wild saying she is a fukkin loser, pussy
    She then gave in, we stripped, I tried making her give me BJ she turned her head
    Was erect like maybe 2.8 inches at that time
    she made some faces..I say what ya going to do for me>>

    I want to fuk you..I sent money on you
    She laid down on cement floor, I had trouble inserting as it kept coming out, pumped like 4 times and every fukkin time came out, she was pissed I guess...I said get a fukkin pillow and prop up a little..I tried again a little better..rooster was rock hard, I was moaning, lasted like 2 minutes and came on her thigh, wanted to *** insude her but it came out...she did not respond much...called her next day over 30 times asking her to come to basement again and never got her..she changed her number..maybe I was not good?? Too small?? I do not know..never got laid again as of today..of course some alley snatching blow jobs, wall insertion blow jobs in NY but ll paid and not real sex..got no time for this shit today


    hammer me and YOU PAY


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    Crying now for no reason
    I think probably all emotions of gambling from weekend

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Crying now for no reason

    Another dark late night video coming? I hope so

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Crying now for no reason
    I think probably all emotions of gambling from weekend


    Man up, ya wimp!

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    JJ, keep your head up.. The Power Exchange awaits your arrival.

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    haha jesus christ. Is he really that bad? I live like 25 minutes from the shithole newark. Can't say i'd ever want to step foot in that renovation of a clusterfuck.

    I'd pay him just to watch him midget **** some broads.

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    Excel....you are freakin genious

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