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    jjgold
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    Looking To Hook Up

    Anyone live within 100 miles from Newark?

    We can go hunting for pussy

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    ThaTopMoron
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    Ricki Roma
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    You need a wingman?

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    tanner40
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    Coach meet me in Baltimore. Call the 410 line.

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    bigboydan
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    You going out hooker hunting tonight coach?

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    MoneyLineDawg
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    Im down at the Shore tonight homie

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    High3rEl3m3nt
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    I have a friend who is the ultimate wingman...though, he's unorthodox. I once invited him to a party at my dad's cabin and he scared two girls into sleeping with me...

    I'll have to charge $65/hr to lend him out. He comes complete with blue jeans/no belt, white button up shirt, and cuff links (no lie...he wears cuff links that are knights jousting). He also like Taco Bell, often wears a shark tooth necklace and prefers bigger gals to skinnier, pretty gals, though he'll make a move on the higher grade if he's drunk enough. He's the ultimate wingman, has no shame, will go for the beasts, and can be bought off for a Taco Bell combo. Really miss my single days sometimes.

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    jjgold
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    Danny here by myself
    Wish posters lived around here to hang with

    Wingman is a good term

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    starfire
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    Looking for a buddy

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    tanner40
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    Why don't you call bobby and Zeta? They pull the finest quality in NJ

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    By "wingman" JJ really means he needs a "bottom" person

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    Quote Originally Posted by starfire View Post

    Looking for a buddy

    Nice body but BUTTER FACE

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Danny here by myself
    Wish posters lived around here to hang with
    I hear ya coach. I've got my own women problems right now I'm dealing with.

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    Just prank call some random numbers

    Tigers better score

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    nikossf
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    trying to find underage boys again JJ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Just prank call some random numbers

    Tigers better score
    Been there done that before with the drunk dialing women sir. Not a good experience for me.

    BTW, I agree, Go motor city kitty's.

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    jj.. you should of went to fright fest tonight... thats where i was at ...

    always a nice piece of booty there.. plus they all get scaried they will grab your arm... unless you get scaried and wreck your draws

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post

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    Come to Minnesota bro!

    MmaChicka will show you a good time!

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    Coach you don't need a wingman....you got the game on lock with the over 50 crowd

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    jjgold
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    I went to bed alone

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    JJ me and Rudrigo went out again last night on tang run. Buck naked except for chainmail speedos and mink coats. Had to shave our junk clean or else would be snagging all night. Went to Circus. Was pumping. New bouncer told us we couldn't get in but we gave him in the eye and he shrank like a fukkin violet. Got right to it. Package on package grind on the middle of dance floor. Sparks were flying like a metal fabrication shop. Girls were attracted to us likes moths on a light. One got too close and a spark lit up her dolled up hair. You play with fire you gonna get burnt hun. Next. After about 10 minutes things went wild. Those dames couldn't control themselves and they had to get the bouncers. Problem was the floor was so wet with women excitement everyone was sliding around like the fukkin Ice Capades. They had to call a priest in. Our raw sexuality made 2 broads immaculately conceive. Priest tried to shake my hand and tossed him like a fukkin horseshoe out the window. Took home 2 broads. Did the slingshot. One broad holds your legs open in a V and the other headbutts your junk. Hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrmarket View Post
    JJ me and Rudrigo went out again last night on tang run. Buck naked except for chainmail speedos and mink coats. Had to shave our junk clean or else would be snagging all night. Went to Circus. Was pumping. New bouncer told us we couldn't get in but we gave him in the eye and he shrank like a fukkin violet. Got right to it. Package on package grind on the middle of dance floor. Sparks were flying like a metal fabrication shop. Girls were attracted to us likes moths on a light. One got too close and a spark lit up her dolled up hair. You play with fire you gonna get burnt hun. Next. After about 10 minutes things went wild. Those dames couldn't control themselves and they had to get the bouncers. Problem was the floor was so wet with women excitement everyone was sliding around like the fukkin Ice Capades. They had to call a priest in. Our raw sexuality made 2 broads immaculately conceive. Priest tried to shake my hand and tossed him like a fukkin horseshoe out the window. Took home 2 broads. Did the slingshot. One broad holds your legs open in a V and the other headbutts your junk. Hot.
    good one marketman..your fukked up like me

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    babyjesus
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    bobby and zeta live in your neighborhood. hit those boys up. tell em to throw on their finest suites, it's time to get dirty.

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    Vaughany
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    I hear Situation is lookin for a new wingman

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    Dirty Sanchez
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    If I lived in that area...the last thing I would do is take a 175lb baldheaded can of chick repellent with me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    If I lived in that area...the last thing I would do is take a 175lb baldheaded can of chick repellent with me

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    trolling for cokk on public forums is no way to go through life

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    I went to bed alone

    Not tonight, jj. This one will cost you 600.00 an hour tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrmarket View Post
    JJ me and Rudrigo went out again last night on tang run. Buck naked except for chainmail speedos and mink coats. Had to shave our junk clean or else would be snagging all night. Went to Circus. Was pumping. New bouncer told us we couldn't get in but we gave him in the eye and he shrank like a fukkin violet. Got right to it. Package on package grind on the middle of dance floor. Sparks were flying like a metal fabrication shop. Girls were attracted to us likes moths on a light. One got too close and a spark lit up her dolled up hair. You play with fire you gonna get burnt hun. Next. After about 10 minutes things went wild. Those dames couldn't control themselves and they had to get the bouncers. Problem was the floor was so wet with women excitement everyone was sliding around like the fukkin Ice Capades. They had to call a priest in. Our raw sexuality made 2 broads immaculately conceive. Priest tried to shake my hand and tossed him like a fukkin horseshoe out the window. Took home 2 broads. Did the slingshot. One broad holds your legs open in a V and the other headbutts your junk. Hot.
    too funny

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    JJ is there a blue oyster bar in your area??


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    jjgold
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    unreal

    you guys just keep hammering me

    Man what does it feel like to like be on the couch or in bed ad a woman seduces you by putting her hand down your pants looking for your rooster to stroke???

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