1. 07-06-11 04:20 PM #1
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    I Usually don't kiss and tell but hey there's always a first...

    So I usually keep these types of things to myself but since JJ wanted a sex story I'll lay out there for ya...

    So I went out Friday night with a few friends and we met this fine ass 18 year old celebrating her Bday... the kind of girl that can make you stand at attention with just looking at you... White skin, Grey eyes... ( YES GREY very uncommon my first too) amazing body with an a$$ you could bounce quarters off... OMG I can still remember that MAGNIFICENT A$$... any who before I digress. so I was able to pull her away from the pack of hyenas and we hit it off had a few drinks here and there, made out, got a bit freaky but nothing hardcore. After a while of non stop craziness we stopped and started to "get to know each other" and while we were talkin shit I convinced her to take a trip with me. So we make the date right I had to pick her up at 8am ofcourse I get home at 3 or 4 am and like the trooper I am I woke up at 7am sharp washed my a$$ and went to pick her up, and this is where I decided to go:



    It's called Rubber Laguna or Laguna de hule... It's like a 3 hour drive through the scenic route of course, and keep in mind that I had just met this chick the night before, I have no idea how she agreed to go some where with practically a complete stranger... But I'm Glad she did .

    So basically the whole ride was kinda awkward we hardly spoke at ALL I mean shit she was really cold... but as soon as we get to the place I didn't even have a chance to say a word, she just jumped on me and well Gentlemen you all have very VERY vivid and lucid imaginations... All I will say is that we stayed there till SUN UP the next day and we both caught a cold , I think it was a tad cold to be running around al-natural but that place will drop, I MEAN LITERALLY DROP PANTIES!

    So it was an exciting weekend and getting sick was totally worth it

    Be Cool fellas
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  2. 07-06-11 04:25 PM #2
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    Dax it does look beautiful.
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  3. 07-06-11 04:28 PM #3
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    No wonder my wagers not graded. Dax writing fuking romance novels.

    Lol. Sounds nice Dax.
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  4. 07-06-11 04:31 PM #4
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    Dax, the lake is beautiful, but we want pictures of ass and titties. At least give us something
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  5. 07-06-11 04:52 PM #5
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    Looks romantic Dax....I wouldnt mind taking a drive sometime with ya...


    no homo of course
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  6. 07-06-11 04:56 PM #6
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    you got a 18 year old drunk so she would 'drop her panties?'

    is 18 the legal drinking age in your state?

    ahh what does it matter ...you had her hidden in the woods somewhere
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  7. 07-06-11 04:59 PM #7
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    Nice work dax. Hope you pounded her ass good. Congrats
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  8. 07-06-11 05:01 PM #8
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    I'm guessing he's from Costa Rica. You got that pic from google images Dax- did you take any yourself? pics or it didn't happen
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  9. 07-06-11 05:01 PM #9
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    BULLsh*t

    stop telling fukin stories

    is this true or not?

    how old are you dax?
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  10. 07-06-11 05:02 PM #10
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    This should be in the Saloon. Where did you find a white 18 year old in Costa Rica Dax? They are all over here in Myrtle Beach. Going to the grocery store was fun tonight.
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  11. 07-06-11 05:05 PM #11
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    Rock on Dax!
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  12. 07-06-11 05:27 PM #12
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    did your rooster impress her?
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  13. 07-06-11 05:29 PM #13
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    Why is it called Rubber Laguna? Do they dump lots of condoms in it?
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  14. 07-06-11 05:41 PM #14
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    Dudes I didn't have a camera on me, Yeah I had to get the pic from google to let you guys know where I was... it was a visual aid

    I'm 29 and 17 is the legal under consent age to Fuk a girl in Costa Rica... just make sure not to give them anything not even a fukin piece of candy, at that point it will be considered as child prostitution... SERIOUSLY... I've done some reading about it... always wanna make sure I know where the play ground boundaries are

    And If any of you have plans to come down here we can for sure go down there with a some hotties...

    Hope you enjoyed it...

    Be Cool
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  15. 07-06-11 05:47 PM #15
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    If 17 is legal I will be visiting CR very soon. Thanks for the info
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  16. 07-06-11 05:53 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech N9ne View Post
    If 17 is legal I will be visiting CR very soon. Thanks for the info
    Just remember... NOT A F'N PIECE OF CANDY... don't even buy her drinks, NOTHING... anyways chicks here for some reason like it when they are treated "equally"... and the worse you treat them the more they dig it... it's mind boggling...
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  17. 07-06-11 05:59 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dax View Post
    Just remember... NOT A F'N PIECE OF CANDY... don't even buy her drinks, NOTHING... anyways chicks here for some reason like it when they are treated "equally"... and the worse you treat them the more they dig it... it's mind boggling...
    Note to self taken. Thanks pal and see you in CR someday
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    3 hours? Geez.
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  19. 07-06-11 06:05 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    3 hours? Geez.
    Dude but it's a cool ride you get to drive past a deserted community where a huge earth quake hit... Lots of Nature and really cool man... plus it was worth the drive
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  20. 07-06-11 06:14 PM #20
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    Dax, did you hit it bareback?

    Was she american?

    Did she swallow?

    Its too bad you did not have a camera or phone. Are you going to see her again? You need to post pics, son.
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  21. 07-06-11 06:15 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dax View Post
    Just remember... NOT A F'N PIECE OF CANDY... don't even buy her drinks, NOTHING... anyways chicks here for some reason like it when they are treated "equally"... and the worse you treat them the more they dig it... it's mind boggling...

    unreal

    is this true?

    dont give me BS advice bro

    if this is fukin true i am doing every fukin thing wrong here
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  22. 07-06-11 06:16 PM #22
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    poor DAX is still upset he doesn't get attention on here so he makes up a romance novel for us.
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  23. 07-06-11 06:17 PM #23
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    Dax can you post odds on weather you will hit it again or not
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  24. 07-06-11 06:18 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    poor DAX is still upset he doesn't get attention on here so he makes up a romance novel for us.
    dax is this a fukin romance novel or not?? stop fukin around
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  25. 07-06-11 06:18 PM #25
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    Need more pics obviously
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  26. 07-06-11 06:21 PM #26
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    Is this true??????????
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  27. 07-06-11 06:24 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    No wonder my wagers not graded. Dax writing fuking romance novels.

    Lol. Sounds nice Dax.
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  28. 07-06-11 06:26 PM #28
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    Way to go Dax!
    We need more details...
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  29. 07-06-11 06:37 PM #29
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    young sluts...gotta love em'


    Now get ur dick checked
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  30. 07-06-11 06:42 PM #30
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    Dax forgot to mention after the 3 hour ride he told her alright you can either fuk or walk back
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  31. 07-06-11 06:44 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by EDDIE MONEY LINE View Post
    young sluts...gotta love em'


    Now get ur dick checked
    There's a reason why it was so easy... you get what you paid for .. slut
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  32. 07-06-11 06:45 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    dax is this a fukin romance novel or not?? stop fukin around

    Dude do you need to ask? Sounds like a fukkin Taylor or Warrior fable...it would of been cooler if he said after all of the travel she jumped him and it was a dude who tucked
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  33. 07-06-11 07:01 PM #33
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    hang in there Dax, you will get laid one day.
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  34. 07-06-11 07:20 PM #34
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    i dont think it was a cold you caught, you might of caught a few other things though if it was that easy
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  35. 07-06-11 07:22 PM #35
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    What a lame story.
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