Walk in the same time the CEO does everyday, this will usually be 1.5 hours after everyone else is there and it gives off the impression you one day strive to become CEO. If you show up before the CEO, he'll expect that everyday and know when you're late. You don't want to set that precedent. You show up the same time as him, everything's peachy. Once every other week show up AFTER the CEO, this asserts your dominance over the CEO. He'll be impressed his gem of a hire knows how to get work done quicker than him.
Leave the premises for lunch. Nobody can ask you for anything if you're not in the office. Also come back 15-30 minutes late. Everyday. Blame it on unforeseen traffic if asked.
Leave early. Between coming in late, taking a long lunch and leaving early, it gives co workers less time during the day to find you to ask you stay late. Odds, my friend, odds. Always play them. You're on your way to Vegas, you know that!
Leave old piles of paper on your desk. NEVER move them, it gives off the perception you have ton of work to do. It's best if the papers are written in olde English and are not related to your job in any way. If anyone ever snoops and attempts to read them, they'll think your IQ is through the roof and will always listen to you. You're well on your way to becoming a supervisor, earning more money and sniffing Vegas!
Befriend ALL IT personnel, they see your computer usage.
Make great use of the company's work-life balance initiative. Prior to any morning or afternoon breaks, take a pre-break, break. Don't forget the post-break, break. Added bonus if in the off chance Vegas beats you: This is a resume builder as you successfully use time wisely.
If walking around the office, ALWAYS carry pieces of paper with you. If anyone from a different department ever stops you and brings up a work related task, you're already taking care of an urgent task at the moment. See if coworker can figure out the problem by themselves. End conversation by saying 'Bless your heart'.
About 6 months to a year in after a project has been assigned to you. Suggestion box this; It'd be best if you could work from home a day a week due to the same level of interruptions but increased workload.
ESPN beat the streak app can get you interested in more obscure leagues. Be careful about some of the early morning stuff games/props, they may begin prior to your work day starting while you stroll in with the CEO.
Download the poop salary app... See how much you earn a year just by going about your daily 'business'.
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