Originally posted on 11/04/2013:

My process is quite intricate, I have been developing these methods feverishly for many years, constantly fine tuning each and every part of every step. Admittedly, its too intense for most people, but its worth trying:


Step 1: get sloppy drunk
Step 2: log onto bovada or 5dimes
Step 3: randomly choose a side for whatever games are on TV that afternoon
Step 4: watch the games, constantly yell like a drunken maniac until neighbors come over and threaten to call the police
Step 5: shatter beer bottles all over the room in a fit of rage when my pick loses
Step 6: repeat again for the later games

If you can manage to apply this method properly, you'll be wiping your ass with hundred dollar bills in no time!!