Originally posted on 08/17/2013:

My top 5 most over rated foods, feel free to share yours.

5. Skittles - Taste the raindow, more like taste the rainbows asshole. These hard pieces of sugar coated sugar aren't very tasty or practical. You can't really cook a lot of things with them. All they really do is give people diabetes and get people shot.

4. Rice - This bland shit is in everything. Rice also never goes bad. You know what else doesn't go bad? Sugar and Salt. Yum

3. Watermelon & Cantaloupe - These things are big, messy, and taste like crap. They're also in every fruit bowl ever served in a restaurant because they're good space fillers.

2. Chicken McNuggets - These fried pieces of chicken paste carry little to no nutritional value but people seem to love them. Especially the hip young people in McDonald's commercials. The latest one out now is where the boyfriend is impressed that his girlfriend orders a 20 piece chicken nugget. If your girlfriend orders a 20 piece nugget it's time to kick the bitch to the curb before you get in too serious and she turns in a 300lb nag in 5 years.

1. Bud Light - Anheuser Busch's marketing team should get paid 7 digits because nobody would drink this piss if not for the commercials. Once you shell out an extra 2-3 bucks for real beer you'll never go back to Bud Light again...no matter how cool the commercials make you think you are.