Originally posted on 07/21/2013:

Bunch of homos in biker shorts hugging and shit after doing some burpees and dead lifts. Pay $150+ a month to lift a few weights in an abandoned warehouse. Eat some overpriced shitty paleo food. It's more of a cult than a gym. It's a fad that will pass like all the rest. Just run and chop some trees down and be a man.