Originally posted on 08/26/2012:



Let me tell ya'll a story 'bout a man named John,
a poor book maker that could barely feed his mods,
Then one day while sellin' ratings for food,
He said "This is great, everybody gets screwed"

Right UP THE ASS, no lube or nothin'....

So John makes a plan and starts to reap the rewards,
charge outrageous fees to the sport books on the board,
Tell all the posters they should upgrade to PRO,
John is gettin' fat and rich and driving in his limo.

One of those long-ass limos, the kind that can't turn a corner easy,
just run everybody over, who gives a damn....

So John tells his ghosts you better keep the board clean,
I'll pay you next to nothing and everything between,
If they don'y pay the fees we don't want 'em around,
Everybody knows I'm gonna own this town.

Not just parts of it...the whole fuckin' thing,
The trees, the dirt, the degenerate fuckheads, all of 'em,
I'm gonna own it all, man...
Watch my limo, don't be scratchin' that damn thing...