1. 08-26-12 04:26 PM #1
    Chi_archie
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    Let me tell you a story about a man named SBR JOHN....



    Let me tell ya'll a story 'bout a man named John,
    a poor book maker that could barely feed his mods,
    Then one day while sellin' ratings for food,
    He said "This is great, everybody gets screwed"

    Right UP THE ASS, no lube or nothin'....

    So John makes a plan and starts to reap the rewards,
    charge outrageous fees to the sport books on the board,
    Tell all the posters they should upgrade to PRO,
    John is gettin' fat and rich and driving in his limo.

    One of those long-ass limos, the kind that can't turn a corner easy,
    just run everybody over, who gives a damn....

    So John tells his ghosts you better keep the board clean,
    I'll pay you next to nothing and everything between,
    If they don'y pay the fees we don't want 'em around,
    Everybody knows I'm gonna own this town.

    Not just parts of it...the whole fuckin' thing,
    The trees, the dirt, the degenerate fuckheads, all of 'em,
    I'm gonna own it all, man...
    Watch my limo, don't be scratchin' that damn thing...



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  2. 08-26-12 04:28 PM #2
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    Ratings for sale or rent, at SBR your moneys spent,
    No deals, no perks, just fees...at SBR ain't nuthin' free, ah but
    You'll love the website still, even though it ain't cheap thrills.

    We are SBR, and that means, WE'LL GIVE YA THE SHAFT!

    Big John he runs the show, take all your cash ya know,
    then he'll make sure ya love what ya get, even though it ain't worth a shit,
    Old guys there run the show, running to the bank, ya know.

    We are SBR, and that means, WE'LL GIVE YA THE SHAFT!
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  3. 08-26-12 04:28 PM #3
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    Popcorn
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  4. 08-26-12 04:33 PM #4
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  5. 08-26-12 04:33 PM #5
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    Archie I think its time you leave the site.
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  6. 08-26-12 04:34 PM #6
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    Saloon this stupid shit.
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  7. 08-26-12 04:42 PM #7
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    Bi_Archie......time for you to get the fukk out, pal.

    Take this stupid shit to GayLive. You and the other 4 posters can all sit around and laugh together.
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  8. 08-26-12 04:43 PM #8
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    chi archie is a hero

    cowboys
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  9. 08-26-12 04:44 PM #9
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    i'm not sure who this boatboatboat (joeysmoey) guy is, but some interesting stuff......

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  10. 08-26-12 04:45 PM #10
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    You have to admit it's funny.
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  11. 08-26-12 04:45 PM #11
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    archie is a great poster opie.....
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  12. 08-26-12 04:46 PM #12
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    Unreal LOLOL
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  13. 08-26-12 04:47 PM #13
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    this one is actually not bad, as I like this song...

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  14. 08-26-12 04:47 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by PickWinnerAllDay View Post
    chi archie is a hero

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    I realize your confidence is at an all-time high now, picker.....but I'd encourage you to tone it down a bit.
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  15. 08-26-12 04:47 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    archie is a great poster opie.....
    Top 5 on site that is why he should leave before the perma ban. Come back in a couple weeks refreshed
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  16. 08-26-12 04:47 PM #16
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    I heard archie and JJ will be the new mods at uglyluck soon!

    Bigger blockbuster move than even the dodgers could make!
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  17. 08-26-12 04:49 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I realize your confidence is at an all-time high now, picker.....but I'd encourage you to tone it down a bit.
    cowboys/romo/rangers
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  18. 08-26-12 04:49 PM #18
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    Fukkin genius archie
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  19. 08-26-12 04:50 PM #19
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    Archie, I'm worried about you.
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  20. 08-26-12 04:50 PM #20
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    to be clear this is not my stuff

    poster, BoatBoatBoat check in and take credit for your original videos???? what is your story pal

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  21. 08-26-12 04:51 PM #21
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  22. 08-26-12 04:52 PM #22
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    He's not writing the shit, it's boaters stuff... of course boater is Cougar so problem solved.
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  23. 08-26-12 04:59 PM #23
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    This is brilliant
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  24. 08-26-12 05:01 PM #24
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    This is some funny stuff.
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  25. 08-26-12 05:03 PM #25
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    hey archie, why don't you and cougar take this circle jerk elsewhere

    John has made enough money today to buy and sell you clowns ten times over

    Oh and I'll have a Large number 7 with a Diet Coke.

    Thanks
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  26. 08-26-12 05:05 PM #26
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    My dog sings better, but its nice to have a groupie.
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  27. 08-26-12 05:08 PM #27
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    hahaha, u guys are funny
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  28. 08-26-12 05:08 PM #28
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  29. 08-26-12 05:09 PM #29
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    Archie quit being a fukking pussy
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  30. 08-26-12 05:14 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    My dog sings better, but its nice to have a groupie.
    Can they play the bongos, I am thinking of doing something with an island sound.
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  31. 08-26-12 05:15 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner_18 View Post
    He's not writing the shit, it's boaters stuff... of course boater is Cougar so problem solved.
    Damn, you caught me. YA got the Tator..........
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  32. 08-26-12 05:22 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by boatboatboat View Post
    Damn, you caught me. YA got the Tator..........
    I'm sorry for making the alegation. I just assumed in light of the recent events and the musical nature of your attacks. Having listened to the songs I deeply regret insulting CougarBait by implying those "songs" were created by him. He has more musical talent one pair of his thick black rimmed hipster glasses than Boater has in his entire being.

    Carry on.
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  33. 08-26-12 05:28 PM #33
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    Is he looking for work by chance?
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  34. 08-26-12 06:01 PM #34
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    he is not triple boat

    Trip-Bo, can you make us a remake song from guns and roses in honor of Brock Landers?
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  35. 08-26-12 06:25 PM #35
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    I may give it a shot.

    Can you give me a cliff notes version of some of Brocks high lights or low lights what ever the case may be.

    He is the rubberband, chase betting kid, who looks up to JJ isnt he?
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