Originally posted on 07/23/2012:

Ol' Jonny will tell you the fastest way to become a pro is to signup with an affiliate sponsor and apprentice as an SBR pro for a couple of years.

JJ will tell you to dress the and act the part and have parents ready on standby to re-mortgage their house to bail you out on Mondays.

Opie will tell you to love the camera and make sure those whites are at their bleachiest whiteness and always bet on Texas teams.

FishHead would tell you to start by saving your coupons and pay close attention to nearby dumpsters.

Foldie would tell you to buy his soon to be released DVD’s.

Nicky would tell you to beat the closing number and buy lots of Russian Girlscout cookies.

BeanTown’r would tell you to always know where the wife’s purse is.

Prickster will tell you the fastest way to become a Pro is to join the Beat The Prick contest and send him a case of PBR and Jack Daniels every month.

MonkeyFocker will tell you, if you need to ask you don’t have what it takes.