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    average vs pro player

    What is the difference and how to become a pro ?

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    Ol' Jonny will tell you the fastest way to become a pro is to signup with an affiliate sponsor and apprentice as an SBR pro for a couple of years.

    JJ will tell you to dress the and act the part and have parents ready on standby to re-mortgage their house to bail you out on Mondays.

    Opie will tell you to love the camera and make sure those whites are at their bleachiest whiteness and always bet on Texas teams.

    FishHead would tell you to start by saving your coupons and pay close attention to nearby dumpsters.

    Foldie would tell you to buy his soon to be released DVD’s.

    Nicky would tell you to beat the closing number and buy lots of Russian Girlscout cookies.

    BeanTown’r would tell you to always know where the wife’s purse is.

    Prickster will tell you the fastest way to become a Pro is to join the Beat The Prick contest and send him a case of PBR and Jack Daniels every month.

    MonkeyFocker will tell you, if you need to ask you don’t have what it takes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wal66 View Post
    Ol' Jonny will tell you the fastest way to become a pro is to signup with an affiliate sponsor and apprentice as an SBR pro for a couple of years.

    JJ will tell you to dress the and act the part and have parents ready on standby to re-mortgage their house to bail you out on Mondays.

    Opie will tell you to love the camera and make sure those whites are at their bleachiest whiteness and always bet on Texas teams.

    FishHead would tell you to start by saving your coupons and pay close attention to nearby dumpsters.

    Foldie would tell you to buy his soon to be released DVD’s.

    Nicky would tell you to beat the closing number and buy lots of Russian Girlscout cookies.

    BeanTown’r would tell you to always know where the wife’s purse is.

    Prickster will tell you the fastest way to become a Pro is to join the Beat The Prick contest and send him a case of PBR and Jack Daniels every month.

    MonkeyFocker will tell you, if you need to ask you don’t have what it takes.
    hahaha...good joke...but man cmon..i know its sound a bit...stupid i think,yeah thats the word,but never watched how real players take the money,yknow,imean i would took some serious money sometimes,on some occasions but thats far from to be called serious player

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    Go big on the winners and smaller on the losers.

    And welcome to SBR, we need your stats asap...

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    I'm no pro, not by any stretch of the imagination but I would guess that professionals.........

    Manage their bankroll religiously.

    Bankroll isn't and/or car payment, mortgage or light bill.

    Understand and monitor lines movement.

    Understand true meaning of value.

    Aren't constricted to 1 or 2 games and have the finances available to spread it out across the board so that their knowledge of the market helps them stay ahead of the variance over a period of time.

    Appreciate every dollar earned and invest it with the utmost diligence.


    While your average Joe is.............

    Convincing himself he has a clue.

    More concerned about beating his chest than padding his bankroll.

    Assumes team loyalty is akin to actual knowledge or that actual knowledge even matters.

    Thinks knowing a guy who is dating a girl who once blew a lockerroom attendant for some team constitutes inside information.

    Idea of a bankroll is any money they can beg borrow or float a check for until next payday.



    Professionals approach it as a business while the rest of us just want some fok'n action.

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    Monkey is right if you need to ask you were built to last like Eazy E

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    Quote Originally Posted by wal66 View Post
    I'm no pro, not by any stretch of the imagination but I would guess that professionals.........

    Manage their bankroll religiously.

    Bankroll isn't and/or car payment, mortgage or light bill.

    Understand and monitor lines movement.

    Understand true meaning of value.

    Aren't constricted to 1 or 2 games and have the finances available to spread it out across the board so that their knowledge of the market helps them stay ahead of the variance over a period of time.

    Appreciate every dollar earned and invest it with the utmost diligence.


    While your average Joe is.............

    Convincing himself he has a clue.

    More concerned about beating his chest than padding his bankroll.

    Assumes team loyalty is akin to actual knowledge or that actual knowledge even matters.

    Thinks knowing a guy who is dating a girl who once blew a lockerroom attendant for some team constitutes inside information.

    Idea of a bankroll is any money they can beg borrow or float a check for until next payday.



    Professionals approach it as a business while the rest of us just want some fok'n action.
    what happens if pro is out of luck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rm18 View Post
    Monkey is right if you need to ask you were built to last like Eazy E
    im lasting man dont you worry but still cant call myself pro..something is missing...

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    It's your look. Watch some of JJ's videos on how to look the part. You have to wear your pants up high like Minet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoke a bowl View Post
    It's your look. Watch some of JJ's videos on how to look the part. You have to wear your pants up high like Minet.
    and JJ and Minet are..???

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    Quote Originally Posted by pipita17 View Post
    and JJ and Minet are..???
    JJ is a living legend and Minet is a guy who wears his pants up high like the pros.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoke a bowl View Post
    JJ is a living legend and Minet is a guy who wears his pants up high like the pros.
    you told me everything..give me link of some jjs videos that u mention

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    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/video/gambling-outfit-v-9161/

    This one is more instructional on gambling attire. Hope this helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoke a bowl View Post
    i know him,he defends players on his own way against bookies ..he is great.

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    ok man i get the point.topic is no good.

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    Pipper where are you from?

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    OP sure doesnt sound american.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Pipper where are you from?
    I was looking for the video on how to handle yourself when you make a score in a sportsbook but couldn't find it. Some good shit in that video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    OP sure doesnt sound american.
    no man,im from croatia.nice dog on avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pipita17 View Post
    no man,im from croatia.nice dog on avatar.
    right on. imo...doenst seem to be profitable for americans to become pro. but in your case, you have tons of options.

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    here s a good tutorial


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    here s a good tutorial

    "hey slim shady who's money you betting with? the fukkin bank you loaned out prick"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    here s a good tutorial

    LMFAO. That's the one. Good shit in there.

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    hahaha...my man.cmon guys give me advice how to make minimum 20k?

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    Pipper get a job man

    Security and then book on side

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    didnt know what ive been missing all this time

    "gambling attire"..LMFAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Pipper get a job man

    Security and then book on side
    i have a job man but wage is poor.regading books im not gamber im player.want to make serious money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pipita17 View Post
    hahaha...my man.cmon guys give me advice how to make minimum 20k?
    There is an old joke.

    "The best way to make 20k is to start with 100k"

    This is especially true if you follow RubberBand plays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pipita17 View Post
    hahaha...my man.cmon guys give me advice how to make minimum 20k?
    fade brahmabull's spreadsheet. Keep a close eye on it, because he regularly likes to delete his losing baseball picks in the 1st inning when his team is down 0-7. Money in the bank.
    also you are in croatia, you could start advertising mail order brides for the overweight degerates that post on sbr from the USA, and especially those reefer smoking, doo-doo-stained-panty-girl loving canadians.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wal66 View Post
    There is an old joke.

    "The best way to make 20k is to start with 100k"

    This is especially true if you follow RubberBand plays.
    hahahahahahaha...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    fade brahmabull's spreadsheet. Keep a close eye on it, because he regularly likes to delete his losing baseball picks in the 1st inning when his team is down 0-7. Money in the bank.
    also you are in croatia, you could start advertising mail order brides for the overweight degerates that post on sbr from the USA, and especially those reefer smoking, doo-doo-stained-panty-girl loving canadians.
    didnt understand you shit..cmon man my english isnot so good

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=YC9of9yFZWs#!

    This was the video I was looking for yesterday. Good tips in here. You're welcome.

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    Quiting here.i dont need this.for those who really wanted to help,thanks a lot,i really appreciate it.bye.

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