Fl. St. -17 =1.5x
Texas -2 = 1x
Arizona -2.5 = 1x
Wash. St. +31 = 1x
4t par those = .25 pays 10x
4t tease pays = .50 pays +300 Wash St. +37, Florida St. -11, Colorado +26, Ole Miss +36
Akron blows it at the end and Noles looked like a sloppy $50 whore half the game. Bad start need 3-0 finish to make it out alive today in some green! Fukk you Noles always coming up a $1 short being sloppy most of the game. Then you get 20 pt. lead and GIVE them a freebie by being lazy on defense.
Boy I sure knew how to pick the fukkin nailbiters today. Noles looked like shit and had a couple backdoors fukk me and a couple hit for me. Crazy ass day and not a good day in the profit margin. Have to get this turned around on Sunday... and I WILL!
Results for 9/29 = S/U 3-4
Teases = 0-2 (Colorado and Minny can choke on a sick dick)
Units = -3.325
Packers just kill your season you gutless over-rated c*nts! Killed a million bets and teases today by plasying dead. If your dikks were not rock hard and out for blood after last Monday at home against a bottom 5 defense then go fukk yourselves! Enjoy your 8-8 year and 1st round bounce... if you make it pussies!
cont... limp dikk team to fukk up a "sure" thing. Packers I'm GLAD you lost Monday you deserve it and you are a fraud. Bad over-rated team that won't see a penny of my money moving forward. I don't bet on over-rated c*nt teams that live on previous glory!
Sorry I'm drunk.. but I mean what I say! If you Fudge-Packer f8gs had ANY heart at all... then beating a team with an average offense and NO defense by at least a td... at home avenging the MNF fukkjob you just had was too much of a task then consider yourselves pu**ies or point shavers.. take your pick!
Had a decent day I forgot to include Miami +6 but won a unit on that as well posted it in another thread. I won't include in record so no big deal. Have a lean for tonight but may just go with a 2t tease have'nt decided yet.
Results 9/30 = S/U 4-1
Teases = 0-2 (fukked by a late freebie garbage td in KC and the Packers lack of killer instinct)
Units = +1.25
Thinkn we see points tonight with a 27-23 type game. I'm guessing between these 2 squads they combine for 3/4 to's which could mean short fields and easy pts. Both teams have running games yet insist on passing mostly which I doubt they change tonight. I expect Mr. Monday night Hester to show up as well with a couple good returns maybe even taking one to the house for 6.
Bears/Cowpokes ov 41.5 = 1x
2t tease pays +110 .. Bears +9.5 and ov 35.5 = .5x
Winner winner chicken dinner! Told you boys Sat. night I was gonna come back swingin hot and I did. If 2 of those teases had not slammed me in the ass it woulda been better but still went 5-1 s/u (6-1 including Miami).
Results 10/1 = S/U 1-0
Teases = 1-0
Units = + 1.55 units
Alright boys fun and games are over gonna start upping my bets and going safer on teases from here on. My goal is to be at 60% or higher s/u by seasons end and NO doubt I will get there... thats a PROMISE!!
Ark St. at -1.5 now most places which I still like. Got the 1 from local did'nt buy hook cause he does not sell'em. He uses scores and odds for #'s and based on what he throws out he seems to like the middle # as the line moves. Like I said still like -1.5 though if anyone tails. GL
Tough running tonight guess I should have played my other total. What a couple of trash fukkin games. Only prisoners should have to sit thru torture like that for over 2 hours.
Results 10/5 = 1-1
Teases = 0-1
Units = -1.25
Y.T.D.
S/U = 21-19
Teases = 6-8
Units = +2.125
Back for blood on Saturday!!
Last edited by R.P. McMurphy; 10-06-12 at 04:10 AM.
Fukk you Northwestern!! After getting some lucky breaks for pts your shitty defense gives up at least 3 td's by allowing about 80 4th down conversions it seemed like. Facing a team with an advantage because they don't trust their limp dikk kicker and you shit your pants.
Took some ugly dogs so far! Hopefully Mid tenn, and Vagina can battle back. Onto the nightcap taking Texas my local gave me -6 and I'm a buyer. Squares pounding West Vag because of Gino's game last week yet line is moving wrong way sitting at 7.5 now. Reeling them in!! Gonna take the un for same reason everyone pounds the ov yet line drops several pts. Guess what boys this is at Texas and their defense is better than Baylors sad excuse for a d. Local is also off on Wash St. line giving me 16 when it currently sits 14.5. Wash st. offense keeps this close and Oregon st getting a little too much respect here I think. GL everyone!
Texas -6 = 1.5x
Texas un 74 = 1.5x
Wash st. +16 = 1x
New Mex -3 = 2x
Last edited by R.P. McMurphy; 10-06-12 at 05:09 PM.
Reason: Added new mex
Bad day to try and be sharp at least with the turds I chose. Squares cash both sides of Texas game but oh well just another Sat. beating like last week in college ball. Won't count towards record but forgot to include 2 units on Iowa st at +9.5. Had them in a tease if anyone is questioning and I bet pretty much all the teams I teased s/u for most part. Even with that it was still a bad day and I have to come back strong in pro ball once again.
Results 10/6 = 2-5
Teases = 0-3 (teases killin my ass)
Units = - 9.10 (fukk me!!)
Y.T.D.
S/U = 23-24
Teases = 6-11
Units = -6.975
If anyone tailed ... sorry pro ball next 2 days will be much sweeter!
Fukk it been struggling with which way to tease total but gotta stay with un here and my book dropped -7 on me but I have to take Pitt at the -1 here cause I have a strong conviction they win this s/u either get backdoored and win by a few or win comfortably by 2 td's. Will update record tonight or tomorrow. GL everyone!
2t Tease pays +110 = Pitt -1 and un 49.5 = 1x
2t tease pays +110 = Pitt un 49.5 and Colorado +28.5 = 1x
Man Shitsburgh is some chokin b*tches! They must have been getting Oakland flashbacks thinkin not again. Special teams the real difference here obviously. Titans made plays when it counted including a lucky doink fg that snuck in and Pitt blew it. Come on colorado!!
G*ddamn overrated c*nts! West Vag has NO business ranked top 5 with this swiss cheese defense. I was a little worried about the b2b in Texas but brushed it off like a fool cause I figured they get this comfortable then next week we get a favorable line to pound K-St. So much for the nice line and everyone gonna be pounding Cats next week. Hope they fukkin bury these jokers and their lousy excuse for a defense. For that matter fukk Virginia and all your sh*t teams!
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