[Philly-Pride33]

Happy Monday fellas. Well, yesterday didn't quite turn out the way I had hoped. Good ol Rudy staked me 200K and I bet 109 K on the under in green bay and won.. I also bet the LA Lakers ML for 91K.. all in all I made 18K. I was all set the pay back Rudy but the Lakers didn't seem to hold up their end of the deal.. So today I really need to win this bet and bring all the dough back to Philly, and of course pay back from Texas friend. There's only 3 games on tap in the NBA and there's 1 CFB game.. I want to put the whole $ 200,000 on an NBA play but might bet one there and the CFB as well. I need to go 2-0 then... I'll be plainly forthright and honest.. I'm really feeling the interchanging pressure and it makes my stomach churn like butter right out of the well in the heart of the dairy farm.. My lovely understand blushing bride wants me home badly.. she's worried I've gone too far and thinks I have a real gambling problem.. I reassure her nightly that everything's fine... My cousin and 2 friends are handling this pretty well. they're men and know the risks when putting your dough in the hands of others. Rudy called me this morning as we were sitting down to breakfast at the lovely Jamm's Restaurant I had the Babalama omelet and it was just divine! I have to let you in all about something.. Late last night when the Lakers ripped and stripped my outer core away piece by piece, I left my suite at the gracious Sky Lofts and sauntered downstairs to the casino. Its funny I bet on sports however I never got into gambling at the casino. I just needed some air and time to think... I notice after a tough loss I need to unwind and let my inhibitions out.. one by one.. So I see a black jack table with only 2 people at it and I calmly sit down without even looking up to murmur hello.. I flop 50 bucks on the red table and say here.. 50.. I'm not there to win just take my mind away from the upcoming days travails.. To my immediate left was a guy maybe 55 small man.. glasses and a beer by his side.. to my right.. was a gorgeous female persuasion who had the sweetest smile i've seen in a while. As you all know I'm a happily married man and love my new bride utterly and completely.. However a guys gotta look sometimes... I say in my coolest voice.. Nice dress... funny this was she was wearing blue jeans... I felt like such a moron.. I smile brightly to unmask her sudden facial grin.. I mean i like your sweater.. Blue is my favorite color.. I'm color blind..not sure if you all knew that. Turns out she laughed and its purple silly! Right then and there I knew she wanted me... I mean a guy can just tell ya know.. I have to go have a hearty lunch now with the guys and I'll be back to finish the story and of course post my larger than life play!!! Sammy needs a miracle this night..

[bassytelfair]

Man i just love these stories
I dont even care about your picks, but hey good luck with your bets and keep writing )

[colout]

Attention whore'... but hey... these made up stories are funny to read...

[Gopi-1]

This caca is still here?

[Gopi-1]

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[Yazworm91]

How are you up 18$? You had 109$ on the under which won you 100$ cause you had to put up the vig and then you lost 91$ on the lakers. So that puts you up 9$. Now as far as color blindness goes about 99% of those who are actually color blond are red/green color blind which you would not see blue instead of purple. And I highly doubt you are in the 1% for the other types of color blindness.

[NJcap]

yazworm....hes just a story teller...writes fantasy excerpts

[oneguy]

yazworm....hes just a story teller...writes fantasy excerpts

Nah, he's just a moron. Kinda funny at first but now it's getting bore.

Sunshine, why do you have to wrire in big bold letters? Are you blind or something you dumb fuk

[Yazworm91]

yazworm....hes just a story teller...writes fantasy excerpts

Lol yea but a good story teller actually have the stories line up. I'm just looking for my next fade anyways lol

[Philly-Pride33]

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Are you this way in real life.. does your family know how you act on here... Why would I take ther time to post my winning tickets or losing ones as well... Oh wait.. you think I care about my rep!! to gain that internet closeness or bonding....that feeling in my chest cavity that guys see how much I bet and now they lives can go on... I pity guys who need that feeling to show other guys what they bet.. Guess what.. in my world.. men don't act like that.. we might talk about our wagers and the games but who cares how much my friend is betting... as long as he wins and makes dough I am happy for him.. I dont say.. hey can u call back your guy becuase I kinda want to hear you repeat the bet just for me... LISTEN SON.. I feel for ya.. i really do.. But i can only do so much to make your life more fuller and brighter..

[Philly-Pride33]

How are you up 18$? You had 109$ on the under which won you 100$ cause you had to put up the vig and then you lost 91$ on the lakers. So that puts you up 9$. Now as far as color blindness goes about 99% of those who are actually color blond are red/green color blind which you would not see blue instead of purple. And I highly doubt you are in the 1% for the other types of color blindness.

You're right! I wrote it then knew I wrote it wrong.. Thanks..

[Philly-Pride33]

Here's my play that will make the sunset then rise for me and my family... UNDER 221.5 Philadelphia 76ers - Minnesota T-Wolves for $ 110,000 dollars good luck guys

[blstrick5]

Nobody cares about your Monopoly money bets. You're probably gonna lose again and come back with a story tomorrow about how you sold your soul for $1,000,000 and you're putting it all on the Bucks, Lakers, Sixers or some other terrible NBA team.

[Cornelius]

Are you this way in real life.. does your family know how you act on here... Why would I take ther time to post my winning tickets or losing ones as well... Oh wait.. you think I care about my rep!! to gain that internet closeness or bonding....that feeling in my chest cavity that guys see how much I bet and now they lives can go on... I pity guys who need that feeling to show other guys what they bet.. Guess what.. in my world.. men don't act like that.. we might talk about our wagers and the games but who cares how much my friend is betting... as long as he wins and makes dough I am happy for him.. I dont say.. hey can u call back your guy becuase I kinda want to hear you repeat the bet just for me... LISTEN SON.. I feel for ya.. i really do.. But i can only do so much to make your life more fuller and brighter..

Mate.. You need to take your meds. And seriously no bet slip = air bet. I just come in to read your thread for one reason, they're pretty funny. As for you acting how good and superior you are? Your record is far from it.

enjoy keep making bets with your 200 000 air dollars sammy sunshine!

[IllyPhilly[DOC]]

Here's my play that will make the sunset then rise for me and my family... UNDER 221.5 Philadelphia 76ers - Minnesota T-Wolves for $ 110,000 dollars good luck guys

I leaned under at first, but there is alot RLM on this play. It could def go over man they scored 106pts in the last meeting, and Wolves D is horrible, home or away. Everyone betting under from 219 and sits at 221.5 now hmmm. Plus Sammy you just jinxed it....

[lubass]

will be over

[bigtymer56]

Dam this was one of my plays...guess my rut will continue

[Gopi-1]

Are you this way in real life.. does your family know how you act on here... Why would I take ther time to post my winning tickets or losing ones as well... Oh wait.. you think I care about my rep!! to gain that internet closeness or bonding....that feeling in my chest cavity that guys see how much I bet and now they lives can go on... I pity guys who need that feeling to show other guys what they bet.. Guess what.. in my world.. men don't act like that.. we might talk about our wagers and the games but who cares how much my friend is betting... as long as he wins and makes dough I am happy for him.. I dont say.. hey can u call back your guy becuase I kinda want to hear you repeat the bet just for me... LISTEN SON.. I feel for ya.. i really do.. But i can only do so much to make your life more fuller and brighter..

You brought it upon yourself. You come in here acting like some big shot and a godsend or something.
You got illusions of grandeur about your plays and yourself, and I'm not your friend, EVER son.

You think of yourself so highly and just assumed that everybody's buying your caca stories, guess what SON,
you're the unanimous pick as the certified class clown in here, nobody even comes close to your earned title.

Your bs is reeking through the seams, and everybody knows that, but they're riding you like a donkey with a pin
in his @$$, and the weird thing about it is, you think it is a compliment.

Are you really this dumb? Or just couldn't get the drift? Are you always this clueless?

Do everybody a favor and just disappear with your bs 180 IQ and first grade story telling materials,
it's getting old you know.

You can shut me up forever and prove everybody you deserve their attention by posting a...



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[Philly-Pride33]

Mate.. You need to take your meds. And seriously no bet slip = air bet. I just come in to read your thread for one reason, they're pretty funny. As for you acting how good and superior you are? Your record is far from it.

enjoy keep making bets with your 200 000 air dollars sammy sunshine!

Hence.. my job is done.. some guys never ever learn....

[Philly-Pride33]

I leaned under at first, but there is alot RLM on this play. It could def go over man they scored 106pts in the last meeting, and Wolves D is horrible, home or away. Everyone betting under from 219 and sits at 221.5 now hmmm. Plus Sammy you just jinxed it....

No offense but I thought I gave u your walking papers the other night... You showed your true colors here so GOOD LUCK but I got nothing to say to ya

[Philly-Pride33]

You brought it upon yourself. You come in here acting like some big shot and a godsend or something.
You got illusions of grandeur about your plays and yourself, and I'm not your friend, EVER son.

You think of yourself so highly and just assumed that everybody's buying your caca stories, guess what SON,
you're the unanimous pick as the certified class clown in here, nobody even comes close to your earned title.

Your bs is reeking through the seams, and everybody knows that, but they're riding you like a donkey with a pin
in his @$$, and the weird thing about it is, you think it is a compliment.

You're so dumb or just couldn't get the drift, are you always this clueless?

Do everybody a favor and just disappear with your bs 180 IQ and first grade story telling materials,
it's getting old you know.

You can shut me up forever and prove everybody you deserve their attention by posting a...



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Loved your long and drawn out diatribe.. P.S. nobody wants to hear you speak.. sorry but I tell it like it is.. I'm popular..face it.. LOOK you stop by every day after work to munch on my nuggets of wisdom.. The day i ever listen to anything you have to say... will be in someone else thread...

[Gopi-1]

Dam this was one of my plays...guess my rut will continue

Same here, that's why I'm pissed.

If I root for this play and it wins, this clown will be here for at least a few days.
If I try to jinx it to lose, I'm losing my own money as well. I have to give this a
deep thought and weigh the pros and cons, it's a tough decision you know...

[Philly-Pride33]

Man i just love these stories
I dont even care about your picks, but hey good luck with your bets and keep writing )

I know some guys do like reading my threads everyday. I am happy your like it. Good luck tonight!

[Philly-Pride33]

Nah, he's just a moron. Kinda funny at first but now it's getting bore.

Sunshine, why do you have to wrire in big bold letters? Are you blind or something you dumb fuk

Says the guy in here late every night to close down the place.. Keep believing for one red second you could ever not look or talk in here.. I'll bet you post 2 more times tonight...

[IllyPhilly[DOC]]

No offense but I thought I gave u your walking papers the other night... You showed your true colors here so GOOD LUCK but I got nothing to say to ya

Is this because I said "Eagles choke in big situations?" And you said they didn't choke vs the Cowboys? Thats cuz they got mad lucky vs those Cowboys. If you watched that game Cowboys should have been blown out. Time of possession is really important and Eagles were dead last in that category. Philly has die hard fans, but I'm not one of them. I bet on any team any given day whether its my favorite (balt/GB/HEAT) or not. You needed to bet Sixers ML when they were on their Western road trip.

[Philly-Pride33]

yazworm....hes just a story teller...writes fantasy excerpts

At least I get compensated for my writings.. do you....

[Philly-Pride33]

Is this because I said "Eagles choke in big situations?" And you said they didn't choke vs the Cowboys? Thats cuz they got mad lucky vs those Cowboys. If you watched that game Cowboys should have been blown out. Time of possession is really important and Eagles were dead last in that category. Philly has die hard fans, but I'm not one of them. I bet on any team any given day whether its my favorite (balt/GB/HEAT) or not. You needed to bet Sixers ML when they were on their Western road trip.

Actually no... That wasn't the reason.. I never said you didn't know sports or game situations.. I had a problem with your comment to another poster that made fun of me and you said .. Hilarious.. I thought we were cool.. I get it.. you're just like the rest of the guys here.. the ones that talk shit and never post a play.. my buddy Tommy never turned on me..

[Gopi-1]

Loved your long and drawn out diatribe.. P.S. nobody wants to hear you speak.. sorry but I tell it like it is.. I'm popular..face it.. LOOK you stop by every day after work to munch on my nuggets of wisdom.. The day i ever listen to anything you have to say... will be in someone else thread...

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[thevault13]

Where is your $209000 dollar play?
A little worried you will fall short again?
I would be to with the record you have posted up in here mate, struggling to hit 50%.
Over it shall be lads!

[Gopi-1]

C'mon!

Shoot me with another of your lame comebacks! You can shut me up forever if you just post a....

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[pulledclear]

Manic paid shill aliasing up his stupid sht. DEAD AS A HAMMER!

[Philly-Pride33]

Where is your $209000 dollar play?
A little worried you will fall short again?
I would be to with the record you have posted up in here mate, struggling to hit 50%.
Over it shall be lads!

PUT your foreign dough where your mouth is.. Capper contest.. 2 weeks 3 plays a day.. winner stays.. loser walks.. DEAL....

[Philly-Pride33]

C'mon!

Shoot me with another of your lame comebacks! You can shut me up forever if you just post a....

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Larry, I am being really serious now.. At 6pm on a weekday monday night are you really wasting your precious time on another man...

[Philly-Pride33]

Manic paid shill aliasing up his stupid sht. DEAD AS A HAMMER!

Please tell the forum who exactly pays me......... pretty sure they all want to know

[Cornelius]

Where is your $209000 dollar play?
A little worried you will fall short again?
I would be to with the record you have posted up in here mate, struggling to hit 50%.
Over it shall be lads!

Mate, the guy is full of shit it's funny. First it's a pizza shop now he's a creative writer. What's next? CEO of the nba? I do get a good laugh out of it though. Don't know why but I don't bash any capper except this guy.