Tastes like kool-aid. OH YEAAHH!
BJ Penn is so tough that even the chance of contracting a disease from another human's bodily fluids doesn't scare him. That's because no disease would even try to penetrate the temple which is BJ's body. All diseases know that BJ's white and red blood cells have far superior striking and ju-jitsu than they do.
BJ PENN +150
THIAGO SILVA +200
LYOTO MACHIDA -250
Lyoto Machida "The Karate Kid." Everyone knows that Daniel was a big pussy. Good nickname for Lyoto. Bad boy Johnny would have kicked the shit out of him had it not been a movie. Thiago Silva is my Johnny. I need Johnny to put the Karate Kid in his place. Here is the perfect gameplan for Thiago.
NO MERCY. COBRA KAI! COBRA KAI!
THIAGO SILVA +200
JON JONES +145
STEPHAN BONNER -175
SWAGGER. What is it? I sure as hell don't know. How do you get it? Are you born with it? Is it like magic? I think some comparative analysis can help us determine who has swagger and who will win.
Kobe Bryant = SWAGGER
Joel Pryzbilla = no
Lebron James = SWAGGER
Detlef Schrempf = no
Ray Lewis = SWAGGER
Kurt Warner = no
So I guess it is easy to see who has SWAGGER in this fight. That's right, you guessed it, Stephan Bonner.
STEPHAN BONNER -175
DONG HYUN KIM +260
KARO PARISYAN -320
Karo "The Heat" Parisyan. It looks like Karo's pussy has healed up nicely. He hurt it right before his fight with Yoshi!! Easy gameplan for Karo in this fight. He has to come out and dominate just like this.
Karo "Like a Dog In Heat" Parisyan
KARO PARISYAN -320
CLAY GUIDA -105
NATE DIAZ -125
Clay "The Carpenter" Guida. Guess who else was carpenter. That's right, my main man JC.
They both have flowing golden brown locks. They both have aggressive standup. Clay has an impressive 24-6 record. The Son of God out-did him a little there, as he is 238-0 in MMA. If Jesus can't help Clay beat someone with the intellect of a retarded 5th grader... Well then I'm not sure I want to go to heaven. CLAY GUIDA -105