[faststeady]

hello customer service of xxxxxxxx,

i received the email below after depositing a reasonable sum of money into your establishment, in order to try your sportsbook out. You're new in town so I was being conservative.


I find your email insulting, especially given none of the matches I've bet on have actually started yet and you made me like re-bet a number of times...so to ask me to present evidence of my first born is a little premature.

I ain't sending you my bank statement either, where you can see my subscription to the various animal porn I frequent, tennis forum, or god forbid what other books I prostitute myself in.

I notice you mention a postal address in town.

I'm gonna be in the city tomorrow or wednesday, so I'll drop in with my licence, passport, marriage certificate, youngest daughter, utility bill and best man at my wedding (he's in town till thursday hence my tues/wed suggestion).

Hopefully, you can show me around where I can see all these 4 eyed geekie people staring at screens analising the tennis markets, otherwise, I will be unimpressed. (yes that wasn't a typo)

Anyways, I'll see you tomorrow. Hope your coffee is nice, and once you know I am me, you'll let me bet more at your psuedo sportsbook


kindest regards