If you have a PaddyPower account you're a bad bettor.
However. If such were the case, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GULBIS shove as much as you can afford to lose on:
Janowicz -6.5 games over Melzer @ 3.25 (+225 crazy American odds). It's not a lock, but it's a 50 % probability outcome at least.
Melted Cheese is about to be utterly grated by Jerzy Shorts.