1. 10-01-12 05:27 AM #1
    EaglesPhan36
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    Masturbating w/a Cheese Grater Play

    Otherwise known as a WTA play.

    WTA Beijing: Lepchenko +260/+4.5 [-125]
    Chickadee been hot since the US Open & as seen last week, Ivanovic still isn't a trustworthy twat at the end of the day. Ana's serve went haywire against U.Radwanska and that is the key for her in any match. Maybe it holds up as well as it did against McHale, but I'm paying to find out.
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  2. 10-01-12 05:43 AM #2
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    Also an Anti-TI MWACG Play ..

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  3. 10-01-12 05:46 AM #3
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    I personally use a Sausage grinder for all WTA plays, but to each his own..
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  4. 10-01-12 08:19 AM #4
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    This cheese grater feels phenomenal. Typical choke trying to serve the match out and winding up in a 3rd set when there was no business going to one. Sure Ana will probably win now. Two games is all Lepchoke-o needs to cash the handicap at least.
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  5. 10-01-12 08:23 AM #5
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    I would tread lightly with Shvedova. Peng plays like a woman possessed in Asia.
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  6. 10-01-12 08:26 AM #6
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    Fully expect Lepchenko to win one game in this 3rd set.

    Like I said mate, anti-TI play. Almost 100% on the dog. Sometimes they get it right, but I'll fade away.
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  7. 10-01-12 08:29 AM #7
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    We're on opposite sides on that one but we know how that usually goes...
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  8. 10-01-12 08:35 AM #8
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    Break chance for Lepchenko
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  9. 10-01-12 08:35 AM #9
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    Someone wins?
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  10. 10-01-12 08:37 AM #10
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    You usually do
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  11. 10-01-12 08:37 AM #11
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    Yay. One game!
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  12. 10-01-12 08:39 AM #12
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    Dude it's far from over. Rooting for you.
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  13. 10-01-12 08:43 AM #13
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    Oh it's over. I just want the 2nd game to get the damn handicap and I am pretty certain it's not coming.
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    Shocker. She wins one game.
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  15. 10-01-12 08:55 AM #15
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    Peng -120, Shvedova -110 at my book now.

    ME thinks since they started Peng as a dog despite a 2-0 H2H favoring Peng, and considering Peng at home, the books must think Shvedova gets hers today.

    Or, Peng could be free lunch. I just don't see free lunch often is all.
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    Crystal ball. Sorry for the jinx
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  17. 10-01-12 08:57 AM #17
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    Pretty much saw it coming clear as day when she blew the 2nd set.
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  18. 10-01-12 09:05 AM #18
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    PS both of you come play in my shitty book
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  19. 10-01-12 09:50 AM #19
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    I think the Heritage lines maybe are what are tossing people off on that project t-var.
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  20. 10-01-12 10:50 AM #20
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    I foresee another 3rd set choke. Similar to the last match because Shvedova had it 4-3 up a break in the 2nd and blew it Lepchoke-o style. Mmmmm cheese grater.
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  21. 10-01-12 11:08 AM #21
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    Off for my split shit err shift ... nah, shit nap. I say Peng 6-3 in the 3rd and me with a bloody stump of a wang.
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    The fukkings never stop for any of us. I got fukked by Cilic. I really do hope he dies a horrible death. Wins the 1st set easily, then up a break in the 2nd with break point to go up 2 breaks and of course he loses the game. Then gives up the break. Then gets bageled in the 2nd set tiebreak. Opens the 3rd set by breaking and of course give it right back. Up 4-3 and has 2 break points at 15-40. Would be able to serve it out if he breaks and he fukkin loses the game. Then gets broken and then loses the match. Guy is a fukkin moron. I'm just about as dumb for betting him, and betting at the high a price.
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    These late season matches seem to be even more dicey than ones in April
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    Grate yo' dikk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EaglesPhan36 View Post
    Grate yo' dikk.

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    Seems like Stosur is an easy pick
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    Finally stroked one in WTA. Ugggggggh. Yeah. Cheese GREAT-er!
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  27. 10-02-12 07:12 AM #27
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    EP

    i sent you a pm check your inbox fella
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    Nice call on Goerges. I hate her and Stosur. Never know who is gonna show up.
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    I am healed for a day ... ready to get my grate on.

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    This cheese grater is beginning to feel good.
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    Very impressive Eagles, you got those calls under control, keep it comin'!!
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    Lou is lending me his Grater-Plus for this one.

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    I hope this thread never dies.
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    It will eventually evolve to betting on Womens ITF tourneys from Dothan,AL..
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