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    Spedizzo
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    Complicated f'kin names Heritage

    Whenever I want to deposit by ** at Heritage, it seems like I always get the most complicated fukkin names ever.

    As if sending half a G to a third world country at your neighborhood CVS and feeling like the most degenerate awkward fuk there is isn't bad enough, they seem to make matters worse by giving a receipient who has 15 fukkin names all of which are similar to that of George Jung's friend in Blow. And god forbid the dumbasses at ** mess up the name, cuz then you can tack on an additional 20 minutes to the enjoyable experience.

    Just wanted to vent. Really nothing else.

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    Some times they have two first names and two last names. It's crazy.

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    Been there, but it has been better lately. hang in there

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordVodka View Post
    Some times they have two first names and two last names. It's crazy.
    This past Saturday I had a bitch who had 2 first names, a middle name that has a space in it (split into two parts) and 2 last names. It blew my mind.

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    I was in line at the store talking to live chat on my iphone trying to figure out how the hell to arrange all of it.

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    sometimes last name is a single letter---fabiola vanessa mejias X----this one confused everybody---

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    Years ago, can't recall the book, but was given Johnny Vegas, thought better of it, called back and said come on give me a different name.

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    That's too funny. I have felt the exact same way with some of these bozo names they give. Then the Walmart clerk asks me to spell the name for them.

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    Every single time I get a name from Heritage, I jump on a live chat to confirm what is what....just add this as an extra step into your deposit routine and it won't feel so bad.

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    this is hilarious
    I remember one time I think it was Walmart I had to go over the name 3-4 times.. it was like a commercial where someone is buying condoms and over the intercom they yell for a price check.. this girl was SCREAMING the name

    the people in back of me kept looking at me. I think one of the younger hispanic guys knew what was going on..he was probably in line for the same thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordVodka View Post
    Some times they have two first names and two last names. It's crazy.
    It's not crazy to people who live in countries where that is normal. Are you that ignorant of cultural differences?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spedizzo View Post
    As if sending half a G to a third world country at your neighborhood CVS and feeling like the most degenerate awkward fuk there is isn't bad enough, they seem to make matters worse by giving a receipient who has 15 fukkin names all of which are similar to that of George Jung's friend in Blow.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spedizzo View Post
    This past Saturday I had a bitch who had 2 first names, a middle name that has a space in it (split into two parts) and 2 last names. It blew my mind.

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    You can do that online and avoid the standing at the counter at the stores. I used to do the same thing..

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    ya very rarely things ever go over smoothly from start to finish..... always seems to be some headache one way or another. i got a name a few weeks ago that was outrageous so i requested another one. with all the cash at stake i cant believe they have not come up with better options for depositing

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    I'm not sure what to think when the clerk looks at the names, at me, back at the names, back at me, then asks.... "So, do you have family in x country?"

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    i had 2 first name, middle name and 2 last name.. and one of the last name was like 10 letters long... this is from 5dimes.. so every place has complicated name...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bane View Post
    I'm not sure what to think when the clerk looks at the names, at me, back at the names, back at me, then asks.... "So, do you have family in x country?"
    You can thank the Republicans for this crap. Without them it would still be a few seconds with Neteller, and playing at Pinnacle, Matchbook, easy bonus whoring, etc. Republicans suck bigtime for sports bettors, but you would never know it reading this forum.
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    i always write name down----usually fill out form---pencil and paper still a must for old sports bettors like me---also make sure money sent in correct currency---usually usd
    Quote Originally Posted by Keith Richard View Post
    That's too funny. I have felt the exact same way with some of these bozo names they give. Then the Walmart clerk asks me to spell the name for them.

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    usually it's always just 3 names.....first, first last, 2nd last....... the biggest issue is these fukkin clerks will either not spell the name correctly or they put the 1st last name as the middle name.... then they gotta cancel the fukkin transaction and do it all over again. also they always give you weird looks like why the fukk you sending money to nicaragua. shut up bitch and mind your damn business while you work 40 hours a week for a paycheck that i make in one day gambling. unreal

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    Made a deposit today using Wallyworld. I go to the same place now...no problems as I usually get the same clerk who verifies spelling, USD etc. She knows me as a regular now I guess LOL .No problems when you deal with people who have a clue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith Richard View Post
    Made a deposit today using Wallyworld.

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    omg i fing geeked hard when i read this originally..laughed so hard i almost pissed myself..i have had so many issues with the names..ive had to go back i had to call them..had a first name marianna once..and the lady spelled it marie ann lol..i was like um..can u read?..got asked once what i keep buying in costa rica..i said i shop..she said for drugs?..lmao

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    i somehow keep a straight face when they ask..do u know this person and do they have an id?..ya ive prob made 50 deposits in my lifetime..i just happen to know 50 random people in a foreign country lol

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    Lol. We've all been there.

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    they should just do what party poker did where they called all the indians in their calling department "jones." lucy jones, sara jones, jenny jones, jim jones, and the like

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    I've probably lost two years of my life with stress and incidents involving p2p. I have many good ones to tell the grandkids.

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    No stress at all doing p2p online, takes 2 minutes.

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    yeah but they are quick to boot you for p2p online

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    Quote Originally Posted by AL1322 View Post
    omg i fing geeked hard when i read this originally..laughed so hard i almost pissed myself..i have had so many issues with the names..ive had to go back i had to call them..had a first name marianna once..and the lady spelled it marie ann lol..i was like um..can u read?..got asked once what i keep buying in costa rica..i said i shop..she said for drugs?..lmao

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