1. 05-21-14 02:54 PM #1
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    The worst summer soccer/futbol/football picks on SBR (DO NOT TAIL THESE!)

    Like I mentioned in my other thread, I plan to track my summer plays in a separate thread to get a closer look at how awful I am at capping this sport when the major European leagues are not in business. Most of these picks will be for MLS, J-League and the upcoming World Cup, with quality fades for other leagues (probably Norway, Sweden and Ireland) sprinkled in on occasion.

    As always, I advise you to NEVER tail my picks. If you decide to fade or follow, you do so at your own risk. Don't complain, and don't say I didn't warn you to not tail. I am not an expert, and I am simply using this thread as a form of tracking and examining my soccer capping during a time of the year when options are limited.

    This is likely to get ugly ... far uglier than my previous thread. I have been on a horrible run in soccer over the last couple of weeks. MLS can be crazy at times, I suck at capping J-League, and I don't follow the leagues in Ireland, Norway, etc. closely enough to feel that confident in any of those plays.

    Anyway, here we go ...
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  2. 05-21-14 02:56 PM #2
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    May 22, 2014
    Play No. 1
    Major League Soccer: El Dynamo de Houston PK/DNB (+145)
    Risking $100.00 to win $145.00


    Thread record: 0-0-0
    Total profit/loss: $0.00

    (Will track record AND total amount won/lost this time)
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  3. 05-21-14 03:23 PM #3
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    J-League is one of the most unpredictable leagues,
    Brazil Serie A is another one I can name...
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  4. 05-21-14 09:49 PM #4
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    Pretty much the start I expected. Pinche Dynamo.
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  5. 05-23-14 10:35 AM #5
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    May 23, 2014
    Play No. 1
    Ireland Premier Division: St. Patrick's Athletic at Limerick FC -- OVER 2.5 (+108)
    Risking $100.00 to win $108.00
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  6. 05-23-14 05:06 PM #6
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    May 23, 2014
    Play No. 2
    Major League Soccer: Toronto FC +0.5 (+120)
    Risking $100.00 to win $120.00


    In other words, anyone who wants to win should take SKC.
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  7. 05-23-14 10:03 PM #7
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    Stunning result for TFC tonight. Miraculously scored two goals despite being down a man, but I'll always take the lucky breaks.
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  8. 05-23-14 10:04 PM #8
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    May 24, 2014
    EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
    J-League division 2: Oita Trinita PK/DNB (-135)
    Risking $135.00 to win $100.00
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  9. 05-24-14 08:08 AM #9
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    May 24, 2014
    Play No. 2
    English League Championship playoffs: Derby County ML (+135)
    Risking $100.00 to win $135.00
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  10. 05-24-14 08:38 AM #10
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    In my limited knowledge of English Champ..I like this bet..
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  11. 05-24-14 10:55 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    May 24, 2014
    Play No. 2
    English League Championship playoffs: Derby County ML (+135)
    Risking $100.00 to win $135.00
    derby was owning the entire game. rangers even got a red card. yet...
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  12. 05-24-14 11:08 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by quekyze View Post
    derby was owning the entire game. rangers even got a red card. yet...

    Yeah. I kind of deserved this after lucking out with Toronto last night. More losers to come later.
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  13. 05-24-14 04:12 PM #13
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    May 24, 2014
    Play No. 3
    Major League Soccer: Seattle Sounders at Vancouver Whitecaps -- OVER 2.5 (-107)
    Risking $107.00 to win $100.00
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  14. 05-24-14 04:43 PM #14
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    Seattle has been great for overs until last week, still tons of opps even though 1-0..like it.
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  15. 05-24-14 05:24 PM #15
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    I found the thread.

    Good luck, Sir.
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  16. 05-24-14 07:34 PM #16
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    at Frei.
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  17. 05-24-14 07:37 PM #17
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    May 24, 2014
    Play No. 4
    Major League Soccer: Real Salt Lake ML (-143)
    Risking $143.00 to win $100.00
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  18. 05-24-14 09:31 PM #18
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    Great call on Seattle over, come on RSL
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  19. 05-24-14 10:53 PM #19
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    RECORD: 1-4-1

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    What a surprise. Another losing day.
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    May 25, 2014
    EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
    Chinese Super League: Harbin Yiteng FC at Guangzhou R&F FC -- OVER 2.5 (-140)
    Risking $140.00 to win $100.00
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  21. 05-25-14 07:43 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    May 25, 2014
    EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
    Chinese Super League: Harbin Yiteng FC at Guangzhou R&F FC -- OVER 2.5 (-140)
    Risking $140.00 to win $100.00
    again...
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  22. 05-25-14 09:22 AM #22
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    May 25, 2014
    Play No. 2
    Spanish Segunda Division: RCD Mallorca at Girona FC -- OVER 2.5 (+113)
    Risking $100.00 to win $113.00
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    Another moronic bet that won't even come close to cashing from yours truly. I'm in great form when it comes to producing high-quality fades.
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  24. 05-25-14 12:23 PM #24
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    May 26, 2014
    Play No. 3
    Spanish Segunda Division: Deportivo La Coruna at CD Numancia -- DRAW (+210)
    Risking $50.00 to win $105.00
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  25. 05-25-14 02:43 PM #25
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    May 25, 2014
    Play No. 4
    Campeonato Brasileiro Série A: Palmeiras SP PK/DNB (+115)
    Risking $100.00 to win $115.00


    Chapecoense must be the right team to back here if I like the opponent. Sorry if you're on Palmeiras or are a fan of the team, but they're probably taking an L today.
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  26. 05-25-14 05:19 PM #26
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    May 25, 2014
    Play No. 5
    Major League Soccer: Philadelphia Union +1 (+100)
    Risking $100.00 to win $100.00


    Just keep fading and thank me later for sucking so much at soccer capping and life in general ...
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  27. 05-25-14 08:40 PM #27
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    May 25, 2014
    LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!/Play No. 6
    Major League Soccer:     El Dynamo de Houston ML (+235)
    Risking $100.00 to win $235.00

    Let's finish off the sweep day ...
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  28. 05-25-14 10:33 PM #28
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    I'm on this too. Feeling your pain right now! I was also on Palmeiras earlier. Tough day but you'll bounce back.
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  29. 05-26-14 09:39 AM #29
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    Total loss: -$813.00
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  30. 05-26-14 09:46 AM #30
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    May 26, 2014
    Loser No. 1
    Norwegian First Division: Mjøndalen Idrettsforening at Tromsø Idrettslag -- OVER 2.5 (-125)
    Losing $125.00 (Would be risking $125 to win $100, but no one in their right mind thinks I'm winning this)


    If you took the over before I posted this, I apologize for ensuring that your bet will not even come close to cashing. I want to win, too, but at this point it feels like I will be lucky just to win two soccer bets in a row before I croak. Just fade my next pick to get back what you'll lose on this one.
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  31. 05-26-14 11:32 AM #31
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    Last thread you started of shitty as well...Then you heat up..stick to it..
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  32. 05-26-14 02:12 PM #32
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    #absoluteblowoutlosers
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  33. 05-26-14 02:29 PM #33
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    why do you even bother if you're this terrible at betting soccer?
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  34. 05-26-14 02:29 PM #34
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    Wow. This is impressive. This is no easier than going 10-1.
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  35. 05-26-14 02:32 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    May 26, 2014
    Loser No. 1
    Norwegian First Division: Mjøndalen Idrettsforening at Tromsø Idrettslag -- OVER 2.5 (-125)
    Losing $125.00 (Would be risking $125 to win $100, but no one in their right mind thinks I'm winning this)


    If you took the over before I posted this, I apologize for ensuring that your bet will not even come close to cashing. I want to win, too, but at this point it feels like I will be lucky just to win two soccer bets in a row before I croak. Just fade my next pick to get back what you'll lose on this one.
    This game was like 1-1 after 25 mins or so wasnt it?! Backdoored hard
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