1. 03-16-11 05:29 PM #1
    Dad
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    Do you answer your cell phone when you are taking a dump?

    I do, I do it all the time. But I am always embarrassed to answer when they ask, "What are you doing?"
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  2. 03-16-11 05:29 PM #2
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    depends on who calls
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  3. 03-16-11 05:33 PM #3
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    answer? hell, i call people while on the crapper.
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  4. 03-16-11 05:33 PM #4
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    talking on the phone was last century. I only do texting now.
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  5. 03-16-11 05:34 PM #5
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    They did some testing on public toilets and cell phones and found out that cell phones have more e-coli than public toilets.
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  6. 03-16-11 05:36 PM #6
    stealthyburrito
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    yeah why not. is that weird?
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  7. 03-16-11 05:38 PM #7
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    All the time, its fun
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  8. 03-16-11 05:39 PM #8
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    yep at times i have.
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  9. 03-16-11 05:39 PM #9
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    fuk that they can wait
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  10. 03-16-11 06:12 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    yeah why not. is that weird?
    Burrito, I did not think it was weird until I stepped into a public restroom to take a leak and there was a guy in the stall chatting away while he took a shit. I thought it was strange at first, but then realized that I do it all the time at home. It's the same thing right?
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  11. 03-16-11 06:20 PM #11
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    i do, i either try to end the call before flushing or flush and run out of the bathroom real quick so they dont hear the flush
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  12. 03-16-11 06:25 PM #12
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    A guy at work does it and it seems very very strange.

    Home is different. I browse this forum on the sh-tter when home. Why not take a phone call. lol
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  13. 03-16-11 07:10 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Burrito, I did not think it was weird until I stepped into a public restroom to take a leak and there was a guy in the stall chatting away while he took a shit. I thought it was strange at first, but then realized that I do it all the time at home. It's the same thing right?
    yeah i would say its the same thing, though i try to minimize my conversations in public restrooms or just revert to texting.
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  14. 03-16-11 07:42 PM #14
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    Only texting in public toilets but will use phone constantly while at home on toilet.
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  15. 03-16-11 08:13 PM #15
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    Happens all the time, but then, I conduct better than 50% of my business via the phone... so, it's gonna happen.. "how bout that shit?"
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  16. 03-16-11 08:58 PM #16
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    Yes, but no video calls
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  17. 03-16-11 09:03 PM #17
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    yeah all the time, what's even funnier is when the person on the other end is takin a shit and they pause for a second mid-sentence to push it out
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  18. 03-16-11 09:09 PM #18
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    i dont crap for that long
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  19. 03-16-11 11:03 PM #19
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    Yes, but I mute the flush or any other audible disgustingness
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  20. 03-16-11 11:03 PM #20
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    When I do, they usually ask "What's that echo?"
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  21. 03-16-11 11:05 PM #21
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    My buddy will always call me while on the shitter. I can't stand it. Lol
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  22. 03-16-11 11:23 PM #22
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    the productive time of the day is the time I spend on the toilet.
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  23. 03-16-11 11:25 PM #23
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    Yes, at my house in the morning i leave the door wide open window cracked reading the daily paper
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  24. 03-16-11 11:34 PM #24
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    No , i like my peace when taking a dump
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  25. 03-16-11 11:48 PM #25
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    If its a big bomber, time to end the call, gotta do work to get it out. Nobody wants to hear ugggghhhhhh!!
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  26. 03-16-11 11:53 PM #26
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    the strangest things show up in the saloon lol, negative
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  27. 03-17-11 01:07 AM #27
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    No that is why vmail was invented.
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  28. 03-17-11 01:41 AM #28
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    I'm sure many people post on SBR while 'dropping the kids off at the pool'. (its not a euphemism for masturbation)
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  29. 03-17-11 01:45 AM #29
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    Another thread of the "dump" series lol
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  30. 03-17-11 01:56 AM #30
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    I do. My explosive diarrhea makes the callers feel like they're on a magical wild ride.
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  31. 03-17-11 02:06 AM #31
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    Naw, had too many people ask what I was doing
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  32. 03-17-11 02:09 AM #32
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    No I do not. My cell is usually in my room as it has been turning into a pricey watch.
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  33. 03-17-11 02:16 AM #33
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    yes, I do
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  34. 03-17-11 02:17 AM #34
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    Absolutely, although I'm usually the one making the call. It's easy to know when other people are calling you from the bathroom too with that echo :P.
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  35. 03-17-11 02:21 AM #35
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    never i wait until im done
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