[JMobile]

I just got back from Mardi Gras and my buddies still wanted to see more boobies, so we went to a strip club that we haven't gone to in a while. Now as we were sitting watching the dancer, we notice that most of the men there were very ugly. After the stripper finish dancing, she would come down and collect her tips but all of the strippers would come and talk to us more. Now I know they weren't looking for more bigger tips because she wasn't hustling us for more, she just enjoyed our company because we were young and not as ugly as those other sorry asses.
Now, one of my friends still knew one of the strippers from the last time he was there because he said that he would always buy $20 lap dance. But tonight that same stripper saw him again and told him, "I remember you" in front of us. She whispered something to him in his ear but then he told us that she wanted to "see him" in the back where all the private lap dances are perform. He went, then 5 min later he came back and said, "lets go".
We left and he said that the stripper asked him if he wanted a 20min lapdance for $10. A normal lapdance for $20 goes for 7 min. He was getting a deal. But then he said that she told him if he had a GF, he said yes and she then stoped. That took 5 min and so he decided to leave.

Now do strippers get so horny that sometimes they would wanna give it up to you right there and then? Or are they just in it for the money?

[sickler]

They just want the customers money. It's their job to make you think she likes ya. Work the room, those girls are manipulative pros.

Trust me, I lived with one for several months

[BigSpoon]

They just want the customers money. It's their job to make you think she likes ya. Work the room, those girls are manipulative pros.

Trust me, I lived with one for several months

Thinly veiled brag post there sickler.

I'm guessing she was hot but also insane which is why things didn't work out?

[Vol_Bengal]

Most women, not just strippers, are manipulative pros!!! Strippers just have a larger pool of potential victims!

Oh, and she's trying to milk ever last dollar out of your wallet. Nothing more.

[paintball1084]

they just want your money

[Mr KLC]

I don't go to strip clubs, but I'll agree girls do that. All you have to do is go to Hooters to witness that.

[Stinger]

They just want the customers money. It's their job to make you think she likes ya. Work the room, those girls are manipulative pros.

Trust me, I lived with one for several months

hahaha, that's great and true...

[zam77]

Sure maybe she did... everyone gets the urge sometimes, why wouldn't a stripper? Your buddy made a good decision by not doing it though... odds are she had some sort of std if she was willing to do this.

[Bartmeister]

They are pros at getting peoples money- you are a dollar sign to them.

[ngates815]

Don't bang a stripper and don't try dating a stripper.


If you're so good looking and young you should have no problem getting females outside the stripclub for a one nighter.

[RubberKettle]

She just wants $ man. My friend from high school is on again off again with this stripper and he visits the club a lot. I think she still makes him pay for dances. Hes a sad fuk though.

[sundin4prez]

yeah, she just wants your money.... sorry to bust your bubble

[oiler]

if u got money,u look like george clooney.if your broke u look like jj gold

[pavyracer]

A stripper while working looking for a quickie? I thought I heard it all!! Her job is to take your money not to have sex with you.

[Poppa K]

"Ever want a quickie..." almost everyone of them.. for $100.00

[downsouth]

Oh yeah she really wanted him. You guys must be studs

[milwaukee mike]

this thread is making me think about strippers, and for that i thank you

[cant call it]

Give them money and they will tell you anything you want

[The Prick]

gonna share acoupla little secrets bout strippers with you rookies: 1. all of em are going to nursing school or law school or hairdresser college. 2. none of em would ever consider doin lines offa yer nekkid hard shlong in the champagne room. 3. you are undoubtedly the first dude they ever really liked an they wouldnt dream of takin yer money cause the thrill of grindin on you is really the only reason they even came to work

[ngates815]

gonna share acoupla little secrets bout strippers with you rookies: 1. all of em are going to nursing school or law school or hairdresser college. 2. none of em would ever consider doin lines offa yer nekkid hard shlong in the champagne room. 3. you are undoubtedly the first dude they ever really liked an they wouldnt dream of takin yer money cause the thrill of grindin on you is really the only reason they even came to work

Thanks for sharing all your knowledge with us.

[robmpink]

Don't go to strip clubs at all

[jeffdane]

they just want money, why would she charge at all if all she wanted was a quickie. some will do extra but in the end they are still in it for the money

[UZI Suicide]

Now as we were sitting watching the dancer, we notice that most of the men there were very ugly.

Who the f@#k goes to a strip club and checks out the other male customers?

[MendozaLine]

you mean she whispered in his ear and took him into the vip room? I have never seen that before. She must have really liked him

[THEGREAT30]

Yes I have had sex with strippers in the strip club. Wish I did not do it because a quicky in a strip club would most likely be spontaneous and a condom would not be included in that situation.

[ngates815]

Who the f@#k goes to a strip club and checks out the other male customers?

Non SBR PRO's.


You don't catch SBR Pro's running around talking about guys in strip clubs. All those other guys must of been really ugly seeing as you decided to point it out twice to us, as you tell us a story of your friend getting hustled.

[ouman101]

Like everyone else said, your just a dollar sign....nothing more

One time after getting a lap dance the girl asked me if I wanted another dance. I told her no, and that I didn't have enough cash on me. Her response was, "well there's an ATM out in the lobby"

Yeah, no shit there is an atm, but I've already paid you more than you deserve to rub your fake on me.

[pittmatt80]

This thread is pretty funny of course they will say anything you want to get your cash.

[kiefynugs]

stripper used to call me up at like 5 am and make me come over and fu*k her.

Met her outside of the stripclub though so it doesnt count

[katstale]

Non SBR PRO's.


You don't catch SBR Pro's running around talking about guys in strip clubs. All those other guys must of been really ugly seeing as you decided to point it out twice to us, as you tell us a story of your friend getting hustled.

man, i am still hurtin laughin.

[clonecat]

I have had many strippers love me in the past or atleast I thought

[Dirty Sanchez]

Strip Clubs are for desperate fuks like jj and bobby....they're so unlucky with chicks that they could fall into a barrel of boobs and come out sucking their thumbs

[JimmysEgo]

i banged two strippers i pulled out of strip bars, one in Indiana and one in Washington DC. also fingered a few stripper in the backroom lapdance area at various locations. sucked on some titties, that happens fairly frequently. i ****** a prostitute in the ass for free a couple times, she kept calling me, never asked for money. i love strippers and whores.

[DarkApophis]

Most women, not just strippers, are manipulative pros!!! Strippers just have a larger pool of potential victims!

Oh, and she's trying to milk ever last dollar out of your wallet. Nothing more.

This made my night. On the topic of a quicky with a stripper, no. Which I believe is a good thing since the last time I went to a strip club one of the dancer had a huge stab wound down her stomach. It was def. a turn off.

[shaunovery]

There just working for the money