I would... but my sportsbook is closed until I become pro, which will happen soon.
But in order to do this, we would need to know ahead of time who will be attempting this.
Pictures of SBR posters attempting this would help too. We would need either full body shots, or up-close face shots to see how chubby their cheeks are if they refuse to post full body shots. These types of details would help with setting the odds.
Can you imagine if The Prick entered??? WOW!