1. 03-06-11 11:27 PM #36
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    gay thread, gay poster who started the thread
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  2. 03-06-11 11:29 PM #37
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    Im too small to have the O.P's problem.
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  3. 03-07-11 12:26 AM #38
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    Where Do You Put Your Penis When You Defecate?
    Whenever possible, in a vagina.
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    ha....
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  5. 03-07-11 07:48 AM #40
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    On a related topic, what games do you play while peeing? For me, there is:

    - Cyclone (pee toward the edge of the bowl and make the water swirl as fast as possible)
    - Aquaknife (cutting a floating sheet of toilet paper in half)
    - Sink the Bismarck (trying to sink a cigarette butt in the toilet)
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  6. 03-07-11 07:56 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeVig View Post
    On a related topic, what games do you play while peeing? For me, there is:

    - Cyclone (pee toward the edge of the bowl and make the water swirl as fast as possible)
    - Aquaknife (cutting a floating sheet of toilet paper in half)
    - Sink the Bismarck (trying to sink a cigarette butt in the toilet)
    No games in the toilet bowl, just aim it so there's no backsplash.

    Outside in the snow is a different matter. Lots of designs to be made for the artist in us.
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  7. 03-07-11 09:25 AM #42
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    I aim to cut the toilet paper. It is a very existential question
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  8. 03-07-11 09:38 AM #43
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    I toss it over my shoulder
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  9. 03-07-11 09:40 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by MendozaLine View Post
    gay thread, gay poster who started the thread
    +1
    My unit goes in the thread starters mouth when I poop.
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  10. 03-07-11 11:03 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
    I piss and shit simultaneously, can't control it, so I have to press mine at a downward angle inside the bowl.

    This, however, becomes problematic if an unexpected stiffy comes along.

    Is there recourse?
    I think you have some issues if you're getting a stiffy while shitting
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  11. 03-07-11 11:09 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Bogey View Post
    I think you have some issues if you're getting a stiffy while shitting
    Scat lover comes to mind.

    I have often experienced being on the crapper with morning wood, trying to force the lil fella down so I don't piss on myself. THAT is awkward.
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  12. 03-07-11 06:56 PM #47
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    Throw it up over my shoulder so it doesn't get wet.

    Edit: was beaten
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  13. 03-07-11 08:53 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeVig View Post
    On a related topic, what games do you play while peeing? For me, there is: - Cyclone (pee toward the edge of the bowl and make the water swirl as fast as possible) - Aquaknife (cutting a floating sheet of toilet paper in half) - Sink the Bismarck (trying to sink a cigarette butt in the toilet)
    Race the flush FTW!

    It's tougher now with these new high power flushing toilets they have
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  14. 03-08-11 12:24 PM #49
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    If I am recieving a blumpkin at that moment, then my penis goes in her mouth.
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  15. 03-08-11 12:47 PM #50
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    I cannot say I've ever gone hard while taking a shit/piss. I usually piss in the shower and then shit in the toilet. You could, if your penis is big enough insert it into your mouth and shit/piss or put a ziploc bag on your rooster and piss into that as you shit. Not only will that avoid the erection problem but you now have a bag full of piss to throw at someone you hate.
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  16. 03-09-11 01:21 PM #51
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    I did not realize there were so many different scenarios for this... I must have the perfect shits and the perfect size dong because I simply sit down and pee comes out first then once that is done my weiner is very flaccid so it hangs nicely in the bowl (if water is too high it might touch but that is rare). After urination then comes my smash. No matter what it's always just naturally pee first and poo second...pretty smooth process to say the least.
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