1. 03-01-11 01:15 PM #1
    jjgold
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    If Your Dating A Woman 35 And Older

    Jump off a fukkin bridge and you will be happier

    Bad day here for me at home

    SBR makes me happy
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  2. 03-01-11 01:16 PM #2
    Deuce
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    You're barreled in and on tilt. Gather up your PC and rugs when you jump, prick.
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  3. 03-01-11 01:19 PM #3
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    it's cold outside JJ...driving off the bridge is a better plan for you!

    Glad I could help

    Remember the Tony Robbins quote you posted in my Motivation thread. "YES you CAN"
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  4. 03-01-11 01:31 PM #4
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    I have dated a woman over 35 and it was awesome. Big Tits and great in bed.
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  5. 03-01-11 01:33 PM #5
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    35+ are the best....They fukk u into next week...
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  6. 03-01-11 01:34 PM #6
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    Be happy bro
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  7. 03-01-11 01:35 PM #7
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    what happend ? mines 34. what do i have to look fwd too?
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  8. 03-01-11 01:36 PM #8
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    Since when do hookers count as dating?
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  9. 03-01-11 01:37 PM #9
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    older gals know how to work it and know what they want. sometimes exp. trumps the youth, gotta love the ***.
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  10. 03-01-11 01:41 PM #10
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    At your age JJ you shouldn't be complaining about the age of the broad. You should be happy if you get any.
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  11. 03-01-11 01:43 PM #11
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    Why me Paver??

    How can you put up with your wife??

    Your no kid and know for FACT your wife is over 35

    Paver some days all I want to do is roll myself up in a blanket and cry
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  12. 03-01-11 01:46 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Why me Paver??

    How can you put up with your wife??

    Your no kid and know for FACT your wife is over 35

    Paver some days all I want to do is roll myself up in a blanket and cry

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  13. 03-01-11 01:49 PM #13
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    I'm 49 and my wife is 38.

    Couldn't be happier.

    I think I'll pass on jumping off the bridge.

    Ohh BTW go fuckk yourself.
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  14. 03-01-11 01:56 PM #14
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    Ohh and JJ, Shove a rooster in your ass and take your stupid threads over to the Saloon where they belong.
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  15. 03-01-11 01:58 PM #15
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    Hang in there JJ...just pick some winners and things will be alright!
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  16. 03-01-11 02:13 PM #16
    jjgold
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    They suck

    lousy in bed also

    tired of the bull shit

    stamina??

    I have it

    fuk her
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  17. 03-01-11 02:27 PM #17
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    i don't know why but my wife keeps getting pissed of at me for dating 35+ year old ladies........
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  18. 03-01-11 02:28 PM #18
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    You will be ok man
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  19. 03-01-11 02:30 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Paver some days all I want to do is roll myself up in a blanket and cry
    This is what a 35 year old woman would do!
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  20. 03-01-11 02:45 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Why me Paver??

    How can you put up with your wife??

    Your no kid and know for FACT your wife is over 35

    Paver some days all I want to do is roll myself up in a blanket and cry

    think positive. you could be iifold, ttwarrior or brock. that would suck.
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  21. 03-01-11 03:06 PM #21
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    JJ - here are your options from my perspective

    18 to 25 - good, naive, willing to take a back seat and let you enjoy the ride, wild sex life together
    25 to 30 - good, getting worse, starting to expect more and not want sex as much, most likely beginning to want kids and stability
    30 to 35 - just bad... child bearing years usaully, cranky most of the time, rarely want to fuk, or just pissed off they haven't found a man because they suck at life.
    35 and Over - bad but getting better, want to fuk more but expect a lot more in return... if dating they are bitter because they've never had a good man or have most likely come from a failed marriage and realize most guys out there are horny dorky losers who like to gamble (no offense Goldbond).

    At this point I think your best option just may be the bridge JJ or stick to the 18 to 25 year olds... but even then you have to be pretty cool or own a bar or something. Ya never know though, maybe there is a fish out there for you... GL.
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  22. 03-01-11 05:50 PM #22
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    jj needs a real woman in his life...

    if not there are always new fleshlights coming out
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  23. 03-01-11 09:14 PM #23
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    wonder if I could even get a woody from a chick over 35 at my age. shits gross
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  24. 03-01-11 09:19 PM #24
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    Younger, less baggage
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  25. 03-01-11 09:30 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    Ohh and JJ, Shove a rooster in your ass and take your stupid threads over to the Saloon where they belong.
    Did sbr make you hall monitor, every other thread i go in you are telling the person to take it to the saloon
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  26. 03-01-11 09:37 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    JJ - here are your options from my perspective

    18 to 25 - good, naive, willing to take a back seat and let you enjoy the ride, wild sex life together
    25 to 30 - good, getting worse, starting to expect more and not want sex as much, most likely beginning to want kids and stability
    30 to 35 - just bad... child bearing years usaully, cranky most of the time, rarely want to fuk, or just pissed off they haven't found a man because they suck at life.
    35 and Over - bad but getting better, want to fuk more but expect a lot more in return... if dating they are bitter because they've never had a good man or have most likely come from a failed marriage and realize most guys out there are horny dorky losers who like to gamble (no offense Goldbond).

    At this point I think your best option just may be the bridge JJ or stick to the 18 to 25 year olds... but even then you have to be pretty cool or own a bar or something. Ya never know though, maybe there is a fish out there for you... GL.

    WOW!!!

    Great Post
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  27. 03-01-11 10:46 PM #27
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  28. 03-01-11 10:50 PM #28
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    I want a 20 year old NOW
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  29. 03-01-11 11:01 PM #29
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    When i was 24, i had a 39 years old girlfriend for about a year. BEST sex ever, we were both at our peak sexually.
    20 years old girls don't know shit about sex. Cougars are the best!

    FU JJ
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  30. 03-01-11 11:04 PM #30
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    jj is still in the game.
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  31. 03-01-11 11:06 PM #31
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    Zam you spot on.
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  32. 03-01-11 11:06 PM #32
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    i love the MILF's
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  33. 03-01-11 11:17 PM #33
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    Some late 30's women are hot, as long as they have no more than 1 kid and workout regularly.
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  34. 03-01-11 11:50 PM #34
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    Cougar`s pussies fart too much


    if you want it tight as such


    with no fear go to the rear and hope Tyrone aint been there
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  35. 03-01-11 11:54 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Paver some days all I want to do is roll myself up in a blanket and cry
    90% of the posters dont give a shit about your problems and the other 10 are glad you have them
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