View Poll Results: Would you perform oral sex on yourself if you were flexible enough to do it?

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  • Hell yes!

    11 31.43%

  • Hell no!

    14 40.00%

  • I would only if I didn't have any arms.

    5 14.29%

  • I plead the 5th.

    5 14.29%
  1. 02-28-11 06:18 PM #1
    JohnGalt2341
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    POLL: Would you perform oral sex on yourself if you were flexible enough to do it?

    Would you perform oral sex on yourself if you were flexible enough to do it?
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  2. 02-28-11 06:27 PM #2
    cant call it
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    Would I or have I?
    Oh wait I just saw the last option
    Plead 5TH!
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  3. 02-28-11 07:50 PM #3
    King Mayan
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    I'm not flexible but my Johnson is big enough.....
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  4. 02-28-11 09:04 PM #4
    obamaismyuncle
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    no
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  5. 02-28-11 09:28 PM #5
    sundin4prez
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    os this a serious question....
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  6. 02-28-11 10:10 PM #6
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  7. 02-28-11 10:20 PM #7
    Mr KLC
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    Seems to be a lot of varying opinions in the poll voting. Gotta love diversity.
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  8. 03-01-11 12:38 AM #8
    Tuna Fish Riot
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    Mines taste like Nutter Butter.
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  9. 03-01-11 12:40 AM #9
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    If I could, I wouldn't leave the house!!!
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  10. 03-01-11 12:53 AM #10
    DevilCheese
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    bunch of liars in this thread, or maybe they got a smegma covered dick
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  11. 03-01-11 12:58 AM #11
    BigSpoon
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    The term is called autofellatio. Whatever you do don't google it and look at the image results.
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  12. 03-01-11 01:02 AM #12
    Hootie Johnson
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    Why the hell would I want to do that?? Should I give myself a dirty sanchez while I'm at it?
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  13. 03-01-11 02:34 AM #13
    aceking
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    Would you perform oral sex on yourself if you were flexible enough to do it?
    why do you want to do that ?

    women are created solely for that purpose .
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  14. 03-01-11 02:54 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilCheese View Post
    bunch of liars in this thread, or maybe they got a smegma covered dick


    Cheese Au natural

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  15. 03-01-11 02:57 AM #15
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    fukking gay..
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  16. 03-01-11 06:46 AM #16
    ngates815
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    I'd be tempted, but most likely not do it. I would however take my head down there and sniff around to see if it's showering time. I hate having the scent of my balls on my hand. And I also only shower twice a week, water is scarce here in the trailer park.
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  17. 03-01-11 06:52 AM #17
    DeenerThaLeener
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    I think most would try it once and then be absolutely disgusted with it
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  18. 03-01-11 07:05 AM #18
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    um no, i wud make sure i have a female to do it
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  19. 03-01-11 07:05 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by meader99 View Post
    If I could, I wouldn't leave the house!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by DeenerThaLeener View Post
    I think most would try it once and then be absolutely disgusted with it
    this right here... i had that same digust regret with a number of girls ive met at the bar the next morning.... same thing
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  20. 03-01-11 08:38 AM #20
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    eeeeeeeewwwww no
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  21. 03-01-11 10:40 AM #21
    LUSabres
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    I wouldn't wanna risk giving myself HIV, so no.
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  22. 03-01-11 10:49 AM #22
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    i'd have to take a pass on that one.
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  23. 03-02-11 09:46 PM #23
    JohnGalt2341
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    Quote Originally Posted by aceking View Post
    why do you want to do that ? women are created solely for that purpose .
    Are you certain of this? I thought they were created for cooking and cleaning. I have much to learn.
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  24. 03-02-11 09:53 PM #24
    LVHerbie
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    I more interesting survey would have been if you had the ability to do it would you be a swallower or spitter...
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  25. 03-02-11 10:14 PM #25
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    Noticed I could in an extreme stretching position (some call it yoga) but didn't do it. That would be kinda gay even on yourself, no?

    You wouldn't have to have a foot long dick to do it, just great flexibility and a fair size dick.

    This is the position you flexible prospective self-suckers would want to be in. Notice the legs could be lowered closer to the head if he wanted. He's propping the legs up with his feet.

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  26. 03-02-11 10:44 PM #26
    C0nkette
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    Ron Jeremy is the club president
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  27. 03-02-11 10:59 PM #27
    ok now what
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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilCheese View Post
    bunch of liars in this thread, or maybe they got a smegma covered dick
    Smegma. You've got to wonder how that word was arrived at. It sounds like the name of a mid-level pharmaceutical company. . .

    "Why, yes. . . Fred, I bought several thousand smegma options!"
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  28. 03-02-11 11:19 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by C0nkette View Post
    Ron Jeremy is the club president

    Yep, saw him do it in a movie .Turned the ************ off right away
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  29. 03-02-11 11:34 PM #29
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    Lota fruiters here.

    Any penis in your mouth = homosexual
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  30. 03-11-11 09:53 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
    Lota fruiters here. Any penis in your mouth = homosexual
    This is a fair statement but why does a penis in your hand(your own of course) not automatically make you a homosexual?
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  31. 03-11-11 11:03 PM #31
    Junkyard Dog
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    i wont front...i probly would
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  32. 03-12-11 12:54 AM #32
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    i wouldnt swallow though.
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