Peanut Brittle??
You fukkin hamburger even though it is good
I like Candy Canes
Hey clowns how about the Candy Cane story??
Ok 4 years ago I wanted to get it on with a Domantrix that straps it on, it was a fetish being nailed by a hot chick
Anyway I prepared and went to a gay club for pointers, they had a room called The Candy Cane Room where as all newbies would practice ass play with candy canes. They had all types and all hung up on fukkin ceiling. It was hilarious as there were hundreds of wrappers on floor and so many broken ones as some fukkin jerkoffs would put a candy cane in their ass and try to ride it
and they would of course crack on the ground. Other guys just did the basic stuff and many guys were moaning and some babies screamed. Some nits wits put condoms on the candy canes
If they thought they were ready for the real thing there were always guys outside the door waiting and you can pick your type. The looks on the guys outside were great. They were like a pack of dogs waiting to bang the virgins. There is a huge difference from candy cane sex and regular sex. Anyway I took 25 candy canes and left. I brought them home and tried it out and did not like. A few broke in my ass and i had to sit on a heating bad to melt them down. Anway too much pain and I told the dominatrix I was not interested.