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    pico
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    A MAN cut off his testicles - then hurled them into a park.


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    SportsMushroom
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    didnt want to pay full price for a sex change?

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    Recurring
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    wow... that takes some balls right there...

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    Dark Horse
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    Should have turned it into a bet. Could have made millions.

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    nosniboR11
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    22 years old and now he still has a bigger pecker than jj

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    zingggggggggggggggggggggggg

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    Got left holding the bag.

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    Flying Dutchman
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    Was this Pecos Bill?

    ...whatever happened to the little shit? I almost miss him/her.

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    Wow I did not need this image in my mind...

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    crustyme
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    a blind squirrel found them and thought it was finally his lucky day, but just like brock landers, it wasnt meant to be. they both starved to death during winter.
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    i started holding my crotch right when i read this title and i still havent let go.

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    Waterstpub87
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    bunch of savages in that town.

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    stealthyburrito
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    why throw them in a park??

    be respectful and dispose of them in the proper receptacle.

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    DrStale
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    God that title is just painful. Excellent thread though.

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    Gemoka
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    its in the Sun which means it probably didnt happen

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    daniele4
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    Haha

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    Love this storu

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