[redcafe200]

Happened to me last week. Heavy set woman said she'd give me a BJ for 2 Euro and I replied that I'd rather keep it and she punched me.

PS The Double Cheeseburger I got from McDonalds was worth it.

[raydog]

open hand slap, you can and should walk away from... a broad punches a man and she should win herself a very hard slap...if she does it again, you knock her the fukk out.

[KVB]

Happened to me last week. Heavy set woman said she'd give me a BJ for 2 Euro and I replied that I'd rather keep it and she punched me.

PS The Double Cheeseburger I got from McDonalds was worth it.

[Kermit]

A few months before my wife and I got married, we were wrestling around in the living room, and she got frustrated and punched me right in the mouth. I grabbed her wrists and squeezed them tight and said "Are fukkin stupid?"

[KVB]

Happened to me last week. Heavy set woman said she'd give me a BJ for 2 Euro and I replied that I'd rather keep it and she punched me.

PS The Double Cheeseburger I got from McDonalds was worth it.

Wait, Seaweed is that you? Are you posting from the same McDonalds parking lot?

[louisvillekid]

yep

[Optional]

One night I came home really late and half drunk and tip toed up the stairs and slipped into bed next to my eventual wife.

About 5 mins later just as I was almost asleep she suddenly makes a full blooded swing and slapped me across the head as hard as she could. Had no idea what had happened, completely dazed and I was seeing stars like a cartoon. Imagine it is what being shot in the head feels like.

She never got me that good again but did take a few more swings at it over the years

[TheGoldenGoose]

My first wife was lurking for me in the hallway. When I stepped out of the bedroom, still half asleep, she hit me with a right cross. I went down to my knees seeing stars. I got up but she was long gone. Good thing she was smart enough to run away.

[Ralphie Halves]

edit:

[Bostongambler]

Some people pay big money for that.

[JMobile]

I've gotten slapped before. Does that count?

[BrickJames]

My carzy (and super hot) ex gf would throw fists when she got real mad at me. She landed a few, i have alway been a tough kid though and it never even phased me. One time when we broke up I brought this talented little thing home from the bar and my ex still had to set of keys to my apartment that I didn't know she had. My ex was waiting for me naked in bed to suprise me. When she heard me and the new thing talking in the living room she ran out of the bedroom butt naked and socked the shit out of the chick. The girl wouldn't leave her house for 2 weeks because she had such a bad black eye.

The hotter they are the crazier they are and thats a fact. We still keep in touch to this day and I think she is probably still the best fukk I ever had. We are getting together this weekend.

[BrickJames]

My carzy (and super hot) ex gf would throw fists when she got real mad at me. She landed a few, i have alway been a tough kid though and it never even phased me. One time when we broke up I brought this talented little thing home from the bar and my ex still had to set of keys to my apartment that I didn't know she had. My ex was waiting for me naked in bed to suprise me. When she heard me and the new thing talking in the living room she ran out of the bedroom butt naked and socked the shit out of the chick. The girl wouldn't leave her house for 2 weeks because she had such a bad black eye.

The hotter they are the crazier they are and thats a fact. We still keep in touch to this day and I think she is probably still the best fukk I ever had. We are getting together this weekend.

Another time she punched this guy trying to rip her off on a bag of weed so hard he needed stitches. Lol what a little sally

[BrickJames]

Oh yeah, another time i got punched in the mouth by a prostitute at the bar. I was so drunk i don't even remember what I was saying to deserve it.

[jjgold]

I lost a few fights to women back in day

one girl got me good...broken rib and a broken nose and other bruises

She was tough

Other girl just bruised face and arms

[bradthebloke]

hell yeah. been slapped, punched in the spine, kicked in the balls.

[TheMoneyShot]

If you get hit in the mouth by a girl... uh oh.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

One night I came home really late and half drunk and tip toed up the stairs and slipped into bed next to my eventual wife.

About 5 mins later just as I was almost asleep she suddenly makes a full blooded swing and slapped me across the head as hard as she could. Had no idea what had happened, completely dazed and I was seeing stars like a cartoon. Imagine it is what being shot in the head feels like.

She never got me that good again but did take a few more swings at it over the years

And you still married her??

[muldoon]

This week? No...not this week.

[JIBBBY]

I got kneed in the balls one time when I had pinned down a drunken wild girl.. She was a Marine on leave and super drunk and needed to be subdued... I got the worst end of it as I under estimated her, she landed the lucky knee to the nads... I keeled over sucking air... Later dated her and she was cool and cute when sober... True story...

[KVB]

And you still married her??

Opti's a wild one DDD. I think we just heard about the foreplay.

[KVB]

hell yeah. been slapped, punched in the spine, kicked in the balls.

Punched in the spine...back stabbing bitches.

[stevenash]

I've had a girl throw a beer bottle at me once.
Does that count?

[redcafe200]

I've had a girl throw a beer bottle at me once.
Does that count?

Yeah it does, even if it didn't hit you since it was a waste of beer.

[stevenash]

Used the 'c' word on her in a bar, her boyfriend kept asking me for a cigarette, normally I don't mind but he was a real low life loser type, anyway one thing lead to another, like a Russian missile, here comes this Coors Light bottle whizzing by my left ear.

[Optional]

And you still married her??

LOL yeah... but we divorced in 2001 after about 15 years of fun n games and four kids. But we have acted like teenagers since and keep getting back together every couple of years until something crazy happens again. (she's one of the loony smokin hot ones)

Last attempt was last Xmas... knew I should have known better but we hadn't spoken for a couple of years so gave her a call to say hello and within 15 mins we had planned to go away for a dirty weekend (have to hide it from the kids as they go crazy at us even speaking anymore lol)

Had fun as usual and we went away a few times for a couple of days each between Xmas and Easter.

Over Easter we headed off into the 'outback' for a trip and without going into too much detail, she suddenly got the shits with me at one point and jumped in the car and left me out the back of nowhere. I mean seriously nowhere. It was a deserted highway with ZERO civilization for 50km one direction and 40km the other way and about 700km from home with no mobile phone signal.





Hardly a soul passed me and some people actually laughed and pointed at me trying to hitch hike (no one picks up hitch hikers down here after a notorious mass murderer about 20 years ago)

I was seriously starting to worry as the sun was going down and it was getting cold fast and then a car stopped. I didn't think too much about if the person was ok and just jumped in and suddenly found myself sitting next to a dude that looked like Charles Manson after he had been through the windscreen of a car. No exaggeration. He looked like Manson with long stringy greasy black hair and his face had scars all over from a car accident and he must have had no more than 4 teeth in his head total.


Oh man, this story is too long but that start was the most 'normal' bit of the adventure... it just kept gettign weirder and weirder. Guy turned out to be a satanist and survivalist and god knows how I came to agree to it but ended up sleeping at his house (think the cabin out of Wolf Creek) that night.

Took me about 36 hours total to get home and on second part of the trip a born again Christian collared me during a 4 hour train trip and I was expecting that to be worse than the satanist... but he turned out to be very cool and we have spoken a couple of times since too.


Crazy B never called or did anything to even find out if I made it home alive! We havent spoken since but cant be angry at her. Whole thing still makes me laugh at myself for expecting anything else. It is like the 20th time she has put me at mortal risk or left me to die or attacked me or made a fire on the driveway out of everything I own or care about.

Gotta love the hot crazy ones

[KVB]

"We haven't spoken since but can't be angry at her."

Are you sure you can't? I think I'd be a little pissed. Crazy Opti, just crazy.

[captrobey]

I was in church during the Offer each other the Sign of peace part. This girl was in the row ahead of me and i offered my hand in peace. That is when she surprised me and punched me square in the face.

I snapped and grabbed her and threw her from the pew into the aisle. She dropped kicked me and i fell onto the alter. I threw a bunch of communion wafers at her and one lodged in her eye. She then started screaming.

The Alter boys tried to stop me. I pushed one and he fell into the candles. The Alter boy was wearing what was called an alb. It was extremely flammable so he pretty much went up in flames .

I felt bad he died but luckily i was in church already and the priest took my confession. I had to say 6 our fathers then i was forgiven. I then went to Acme and got some pizza rolls. They were good.

[Optional]

"We haven't spoken since but can't be angry at her."

Are you sure you can't? I think I'd be a little pissed. Crazy Opti, just crazy.

If you keep going back and sticking your hand in the fire, comes a time you can't blame anyone else anymore.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Opti's a wild one DDD. I think we just heard about the foreplay.

[spro23]

Women can hit you without consequence, the police will always arrest the man....it's policy.

The government has enabled women to do whatever they want without consequence, they demand equality but when its time for consequences they act like helpless children. (think hope solo vs ray rice situation). they cant handle true equality

[jjgold]

http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/v...ess-By-Mikaela

[DiggityDaggityDo]

http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/v...ess-By-Mikaela

JJ you are into some WEIRD shit, man.

[packerd_00]

Women can hit you without consequence, the police will always arrest the man....it's policy.

The government has enabled women to do whatever they want without consequence, they demand equality but when its time for consequences they act like helpless children. (think hope solo vs ray rice situation). they cant handle true equality

Your right

[grease lightnin]

If you haven't been punched by a woman you're doing something wrong.