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    ttwarrior1
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    Just called BkofAma. I also have a date.

    I owe 100 on the 5th of november. I thought i would call today while the house was empty.

    I told them i wasn't working, that i would try to find a christmas help job. I'm taking care of sick
    relatives and not getting paid for it and i must do it. I then said my aunt will sometimes
    give me 20 bucks occassionaly and thats how Ive been making the payments each month.

    She then asks if i would like scheduled payments cancelled. First time Ive ever
    heard anyone ask this. Last month the guy said to knock on people's doors and
    ask if i could chop down trees and sell it for firewood.

    I said yes, please cancel and perhaps at the beginning of next year i will have the money to
    send in.
    I did lie though and i said im moving out in case they call 20 times a day again. I gave them my cell number instead. I only got 100 minutes on it anyway and won't answer. They had that number
    on file though
    She then says I will get knocked off the program in 180 days, then interest and charges could be added.
    I haven't been this happy in months. I don't have to pay anything for 180 days now. Hopefully
    i can win a poker tourney or some contest in the next 180 days

    I might even have a date for saturday night with the hot chick from the gym. She says she
    hates all these jerks that are always asking her out. Shes tired of going to clubs, bars . She then
    elbows me in the stomach and says how come your not married and how come i never see
    you at any bar, party, etc

    I then almost have a panick attack, heart attack, foaming at the mouth, etc. We were on the treadmill walking next to eachother.

    I then say. Well Im not really into bar women and it seems like half the women are nuts , some have
    been married 3 times with 4 kids at 25 years old nowadays.
    I said ive talked too a few online but most i like live too far away. She then says, your a shy guy
    aren't you. My face then turns red and can hardly even talk.

    I then say ive always been that way and really nothing i can do about it, but I get better as i go in
    a relationship and with friends.
    She even added me on facebook today

    I said i usually go over a friends house on friday night and play a 10 dollar buy in poker game. Then she says, what about saturday nights. I said i haven't been out on a saturday nite in almost 2 years and then she asks me out

    I said ok.

    More later
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    not allowed to type the full word BkofAma i guess

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    that is because of books using the bank for thier checks so the fed donot get info

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    how are u going to take a girl out with no money?

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    you sound like you have a lot to offer a women, goodluck

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    Well you will not win the EOG freeroll tonight im pissed all the gloves are off.

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    Chase Bank

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    Quote Originally Posted by fsugolf View Post
    you sound like you have a lot to offer a women, goodluck



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    also, who is going to sit with the retards when you go out on Friday and Saturday night?

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    make some sandwiches and take her on a picnic if your looking for a cheap date

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    Keep on working that shy slacker style. It's whatdrew her into you in the first place.

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    uh i dont ******* do it 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Also you can go out on a date with 20 bucks. Yep i sure do
    have alot to offer. At least if you ask my friends.

    You won't call them retards in front of my face though.

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    gl warrior , maybe you can take-a-picture-of-her-and-post-it-here?

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    talk about a guy living in a fantasy world. the gym, sure maybe he got a look at it from the outside when the bus he was in went by. sick relatives that never get better or worse. 2 of them in that condition. BkofAma suspending payments. by now they would have sold this account to a collection agency. stories with more holes than swiss cheese at a firing range.

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    will give you 500 points to PROVE you went on a date with ANY WOMAN that is not in a wheelchair or under 200 pounds or BLIND

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    BkofAma has there own collection agency and will after 180 days to a different department. Quit changing words around. I didn't know people with alzheimers and handicapped got better.

    Quote Originally Posted by unusialsusp5 View Post
    talk about a guy living in a fantasy world. the gym, sure maybe he got a look at it from the outside when the bus he was in went by. sick relatives that never get better or worse. 2 of them in that condition. BkofAma suspending payments. by now they would have sold this account to a collection agency. stories with more holes than swiss cheese at a firing range.

    500 points. Ill take you up on that offer. What kind of proof do you want???? If thats
    the case then I'll get a few dates and you'll owe me 10 thousand points, but you
    won't have that

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    how heavy is this one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    will give you 500 points to PROVE you went on a date with ANY WOMAN that is not in a wheelchair or under 200 pounds or BLIND

    Kentucky is full of hillbillys. All this crap is made up hillbilly shit

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    unlikely that this girl is "hot" wld love to see a photo here

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    Also you can go out on a date with 20 bucks.



    It would cost me more than that for gas


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    only way to truly validate is TONGUE KISSING ON VIDEO

    she must be below 200 pounds

    not in wheelchair or severely impaired and or blind

    your move stud muffin

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    only way to truly validate is TONGUE KISSING ON VIDEO

    she must be below 200 pounds

    not in wheelchair or severely impaired and or blind

    your move stud muffin
    wont happen

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    wish you luck on your date, sir.

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    are you going on a date with Gilbert Grape or arnie?

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    sounds nuts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richkas View Post
    Kentucky is full of hillbillys. All this crap is made up hillbilly shit

    Richie!

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    Archie,

    Burying TT tonight.

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    Guy has the saddest life I have ever seen.

    And he is fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post
    Guy has the saddest life I have ever seen.

    And he is fat.
    He is a fantasy mod, world class tennis player, fitness guru, has impeccable personal hygeine and loves kids. Don't throw shit on tt's white towel parade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    He is a fantasy mod, world class tennis player, fitness guru, has impeccable personal hygeine and loves kids. Don't throw shit on tt's white towel parade.

    but he can go on a date for $20.. can you do that gritz ?

    Dude probably goes to Cici's pizza and throws it down...

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