[Extra Innings]

Issue #1:

I have to voice this in the loudest possible way because I STILL get it�and I quote �I�m only here to please you, tell me what you like�that�s all I want�� barf, barf, barf�.If you gave me what I wanted it would be 5 bills and your back, on the way out the door. Why are clients SO damn concerned with �making me ***�? The fact that they say they are only there to please me really really annoys the shit out of me. They are there to masturbate into me, and this is VERY different, ladies and gentlemen, from making love with your significant other. So guy�s please who the **** are you kidding? We are emotional creatures, and just a little more complicated then just you plugging away at us and expecting for us to �***�. Gross

Let�s just say ENOUGH with the solemn face and �serious talk� after the session. You insisted I not put a raincoat on you when my mouth went down to the unknown, we wore protection (as I always do), and yet after the session you say �I�m OK right��?.....your clean?� Let�s define �clean� as you put it. Do I take showers everyday? Yes. Do I get STD tested every 3 months? Yes. Do I always use condoms? Yes. Did I see 10 other clients that same week or even day as you? Yes. And 98% all went down on me. Now, even if I was completely honest with you, I can almost swear all those guys I saw in just this last week were not completely honest with me. Do I know this and still take the risk? Yes, and I am still an escort. I know stats, and educate myself immensly on health safety issues�sounds like you don�t but still see me�.hmmmm�there has to be some level of responsibility that you take on when you see me�.GET IT **** STICK?

NO, you cannot **** me without a condom. (Fact: I get this question about 1/50 people)�And needless to say THAT IS ******* GROSS! How many other escorts have you asked this question, that actually LET YOU!!?? You know what this means to me? That you have NOTHING to lose�as in for example �well shit I have _________(insert v.d here) already so why the hell not?� and that is ******* scary.

Fact: 90% of the men I see ARE married. (and quite honestly we probably make them better husbands, there wives don�t have to **** them�they pay us�everyone is happy!)

And I quote again � I�m married�..is that ok?� Why would it matter fuckstick? It�s preferred. It hopefully means you have a life and will leave me the **** alone after the session. Plus, how insulting is that question. As if I escort to find meaningful relationships with trustworthy men. Note to every dumb shit out there�.I am not looking for single men to date, better if you are involved.

I don�t care if other girls like it or �actually prefer it� (or that bullshit line you are feeding me), you CANNOT *** on my face, around it, in my mouth, or even near it. Put your legs up on the wall and flip them by your head, that way you can shoot it at your own face ya dip shit.

To the guys who have escorts girlfriends: Quit ******* acting like you have me all figured out. Do not lump me into the category of your trashy escort girlfriend who charges $200/hr. for full service. And goes by the handle �_________(insert name here) of Denver�. I charge $500 minimum now, because after the year of being at the bottom I now understand my self worth. She has been in the business 10 years and you think she is a top provider�..quit making me laugh. My chosen name also has a bit more thought process to it�.then debbie does denver. Do not think you �know� the escort community. If you and her have ****** up underlying problems because you know she penetrates SOO MANY guys (gotta make those dollars) to support your loser ass�well don�t take it out on me. You�re a fuckin idiot.

Ok guys, hygiene talk. Your breath smells of dog shit, maybe you know who you are�maybe not. BUT Guys please please please brush your teeth, wear deordant. Also when we are in missionary and your fat, short, bald-headed self is sweating to death on top of me, remember, I don�t like it you have no hair to refrain your sweat from falling in my god damn face. Drape a sweat towel over your shoulders, that way when your half-way done jacking off inside me you can wipe your face and save me from your disgusting sweat fluids dropping all over my face!

Farting is disgusting and unacceptable on my part, but�then why do you do it? How ******* old or drunk are you that you don�t even say excuse me when you break wind?? Next time one of you assholes tries to lick my ass again, I�m cutting one loose. I already told you to keep your fingers and tounge out of my ass (for your own good, I have irritable bowel syndrome, no joking) but yet you persist. My IBS is so bad sometimes. I do have gas and bloat myself to hold it and, it does not help you are prying down there. SO just try not to be such an asshole.

Oh yes�.dry fingers HURT. Did you actually think over the last 2 minutes you gave me a wet slicky down there? Once I saw you I knew only alcohol would get me remotely turned on, and since you provided NONE of that, stop trying to shove your dry ass fingers in my gine. It�s called Lube, **** stick.

I HATE HATE HATE men which big lizard size dicks. You could say I have a smaller vagina, or even a short canal. But I have been split before while you ram away and it puts me out of work for at least a week. Your blacklisted you **** heads, I don�t like to be gutted or feel like my insides are bruising while you pound away with that meaty rooster of yours. I hate you. If you came in 2 minutes, I think I would be fine�.BUT noooo your stupid ass must have taken viagara so you could �last� the ENTIRE goddamn time. Listen asshole, no one penetrates the ENTIRE time. It�s not normal. If they did my pussy would ******* fall off�.all you big guys out there..you only get 2 minutes before I become hostile. How about if I beat your dick off lubeless with a piece of sandpaper for 60minutes�how would you like that? **** you guys.

Wait, the all time favorite hilarious priceless quote � Let�s go on a REAL date sometime�..� does that mean you want to hang out with me for free?......ha��ha�..ha�.(choke)�.ha�.ha� I�m choking how hard I�m laughing� Anyways, moving on..

Since we talked about big dicks, lets talk about limp dicks�.nothing wrong with �em, they are cute little guys. However, the limp dick and I come at odds when you are still attempting to thrust inside me and the condom is falling off. Thus leaving it inside me. Just STOP, don�t ******* try anymore. Its not going to happen and I don�t want ANY piece of your dick skin touching me at all down there. Would you like a hand job?

And that brings me to my next point, why do you have to thrust sooo deep that you go past the shaft part of the condom? I rolled that baby down as far as I could and you still want your disgusting dick skin to touch me somehow. Just STOP, your dick doesn�t get longer the more you shove it in! You are just annoying me.

For the guys who want to �see my face� picture before I meet them, knowing very well I don�t show my face on the website. **** off. I have a ******* beautiful face and I KNOW it. Everyone loves my face, maybe too much. It is how I am successful and can pull in 5,000 a week. If I had a butt ass ugly face like you do, do you think I would still be charging $500 for the fuckin hour? I KNOW my face and general appearance is fuckin fantastic and I use it to my advantage.

Sure you can make out with my foot for an hour. No I will not wrap a rubber band around your penis head several times to help you not ***. You want me to dig my nails into your balls??

Ummm is that a freshly pierced lip ring you have there young guy? Why are you trying to go down on me then with that freshly pierced lip ring? ******* gross�I don�t want your open sore in my vagina. Dumb shits.

Don�t ******* squeeze my sides so hard you leave fingertip bruises! My boyfriend will see those!

I keep everything that is handed to me�.don�t fuckin ask me for change dip shit.

Green makes me smile and love you more : )

Hold your belly up when we are in doggy style it makes a fart-slapping noise if you don�t. I was kind enough to pull your belly back to find your dick just 5 minutes ago when I was on top�.

I honestly laugh when you ask me why my skin is so soft. Let me tell you my routine. I am a bit obsessive compulsive when I comes to flesh to flesh skin cells rubbing off on me. I SCRUB myself every night with sugar and anything else I can find that is abrasive enough to make my skin raw. This is to get your distgusting skin cells and germs off me. Every time you touch me I think I will be expecially scrubbing that area extra hard tonight�your �soft� touches make my skin crawl ya dirty old penetrates.

Why is it I expect the worst when a client walks in or I show up? Ok so you have a gimpy arm that is shorter then the other arm with knubs for fingers and a bit deformed. Even your elfish body and rounded chest sets you apart from other guys. You need love too. Since no one but me will **** ya, I go at it bravely. But why WHY WHY do you have to be so creepy with that arm? I tried to ignore it, and you then proceed to touch me with it and call them your �special fingers� and then shove your knubly deformed half fingered hand into my vagina trying to �pleasure� me. Not only does that creep me out, but it really makes me wonder what karma I have put out for you to show up at my door. Why must I be punished? Therapy�.I need it�

Stop drooling in my mouth and learn how to kiss�.why is your tounge so fat? I can�t believe I just let him go down on me with those rotten ass teeth�I guess it was better then him trying to make out with me�..Gentlemen red onions are offensive�expecially on your breath!...I can�t stop staring at the bats in your cave�

No I will NOT dominate you, you are looking in the WRONG god damn section of EROS. You want �BDSM� not �female escorts�. I DON�T get off sticking things in your ass and making you cross-dress. You couldn�t pay me enough�.well maybe, but you�re a bunch of cheap bastards also, so **** off. I want triple what I charge hourly.

Repeat, we are NOT dating. I am not your girlfriend. Stop thinking you are cool enough for me to be here if there was no money involved. I wouldn�t even fart your way unless you paid me. Much less show up and just �hang-out�. Don�t ******* tell me you love me, 3 clients this week already beat you to it.

Pussy Eating�.for the so-called �experts� Rule #1 Don�t spead my lips apart with your hands so far that they tear the inner soft skin on the vagina�.how about I pull your pee hole in two different directions�hmmm?? It would rip the sides�wouldn�t it ?**** stick?? Rule #2 Don�t suck my clit and labia up into your mouth and catch it on your teeth�..lets say I rake my teeth over your rooster? Wouldn�t that feel great?? Rule #3 Keep your tounge on the top or the bottom. The middle of my vagina is my pee hole�I don�t know about you but tounging my pee hole is NOT a turn on�.it burns. Rule #4 Lick on TOP of the hood not under. There are 4,000 neves on my clit and it feels WAYYYY to sensitive. Kinda like your rooster, JUST after you ***. With that said 80% of guys really really give bad head. That is just my personal observation.
If you ask to extend in the middle of a session, because you are just IN LOVE with me�as most usually are�then make sure you have enough to cover the time used buddy! You can�t refund my time asshole, and just because I didn�t want to get up and talk about business when you asked to extend in my compromising position�don�t take advantage of it and bring less then you think you will spend! Dumb shits�

On a happy end note�I DO have to give some credit to the normal guys. The married ones who are stuck in a marriage and are very attractive and could literally get any younger female they wanted, but stay for the kids. Also the non- freaks, losers, ass-face, deformed, hanicapped, overly obese �etc..guys. who have a charming way about them, but decided not to pursue relationships they are not ready to commit to. I salute and respect you. Because you and I both know you can get an attractive girl, who is unsuspecting and sweet and thinks the best of people, to go home with you after you feed her lies just to get into her pants, and then act as if you care for awhile until the sex gets old then throw her out on her relationship wanting ass. Get smart ladies! Stop sleeping around and not using condoms half the time. Fact: My non escort girlfriends hardly ever use condoms�I yell at them. They are so slack�.and I use to be. BUT I have learned, Men go after what you want. I understand my relationship to you is a client, provider on and there are no gray lines. That is what you are there for, and so am I. You, Fantasy porn-star sex�me-benjamin franklins�and it works out.

SO STOP ASKING ME MY REAL GOD DAMN NAME!!!!! It�s none of your ******* business�this is a fantasy I fulfill for you�stop making it so god damn personal. I�m NOT your ******* girlfriend/wife for christ sake (or want to be)�.I�m just a sweet face�..

[stevek173]

OUTSTANDING ty I learned a lot.

[Boner_18]

Hilarious.

[RudyRuetigger]

id bitch slap her

[jgray]

I'm trying to figure out if she likes her job. She seems a bit edgy.

Very entertaining read nonetheless.

[mtneer1212]

She gives escorts a bad name.........

[floridagolfer]

You need to start drinking decaf, sweetie.

[Extra Innings]

Brutally Honest

[TexansFan]

She's a whore, who gives a f\*\*k what she thinks.

[Extra Innings]

She's a whore, who gives a f\*\*k what she thinks.

That's her point...half ya'll think your banging your girlfriend when you get serviced.

[ROFLcopter]

Tip #1: if she is dumb enough to leave her purse in the bathroom, you have a free fukk my friend. Help yourself to a refund at the end of the session

[Extra Innings]

Tip #1: if she is dumb enough to leave her purse in the bathroom, you have a free full my friend. Help yourself to a refund at the end of the session

Better run like Hell

[Brock Landers]

Just suck my rooster baby

[gimme2dollars]

No way in hell I would go down on a hooker.

[ProfaneReality]

now we need to see a rant from a guy who has seen her and talks about what a stale piece of human she is.

[ROFLcopter]

I saw this girl last week that was a real bitch. To start off, she insisted on counting my donation right in front of me and putting it away. As we started, she explained that she had just two rules: no butt sex and that if I go down on her, to take care of her. I COMPLETELY misunderstood what she meant. I thought she was asking me to eat her up REAL good, but instead she was asking me for more money. What the fukk! So I did it even though her vag reeked of fish.

It was a terrible experience. She gave me a condom BJ when bareback is standard for the agency. I don't feel shit with condoms man. Plus like I said she fukking stunk. Also her pics were fake and much taller than advertised. I don't like hookers to be taller than me. As I was leaving, she said "ummm you said you would take care of me for going down on me." After one minute of being confused as shit cause I thought I ate her well, I finally realized what she meant. I go OH OK SHIT LET ME GO TO AN ATM. "You're gonna come back right?" I go yeah yeah of course. Needless to say I headed for the nearest subway station. She has since been fired from the agency

[ROFLcopter]

I didn't even bust a nut either. Complete waste of time.

[Extra Innings]

[chilidog]

best of craigslist ftw - huge time killer though

[ROFLcopter]

Don't trust craigslist girls. They're pictures are even faker and you usually get a fat ogre at your door who causes a fukking scene when you close the door on her face

[Dad]

No way in hell I would go down on a hooker.

Theres another thread for that: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...ss-hooker.html

[EmpireMaker]

how did you get this interview?

[Yi]

Great Read especially the Ram vs. Limp part

[blackbart]

that shit, minus all the strange edits, has been around for a long time. serious chip on her shoulder

[manny24]

clearly not what jj would refer to as an "ace hooker".

[Extra Innings]

how did you get this interview?

Researching Escorts in the area for another poster....first thing that came up

[chilidog]

it's on best of craigslist

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/415707529.html

[massagegirl80]

Number 1) I agree with most of what she was saying. Though the girl should have been slightly more "gentle" than how her rant was worded.
Number 2) Are you kidding ROFLcopter? No, the standard for an agency is not bare back blow job. Semen has blood in it, and that is how STD's are transferred. Limp, somewhat excited or "hello," there is precum & ejaculate. Regardless, it is semen. If you see escorts on a regular basis, you might want to do your homework. Condomns are not great for everyone, though tough cookies. Blow job or sex, you don't want to catch anything. If you want to to go bareback, butter up to the wife or girlfriend.
Number 3) I can totally understand with the rant she wrote about eating vagina. Most men are god awful at it, and I have to sit there and pretend like it's great. Rubbing your stubble across my vagina...does not feel good. What you see on porn is beyond bad acting. Sucking on the labia...nothing. Most men give women head like a woman giving a bj (ofcourse, take away the size difference/adjust for anatomy).
Number 4) The reference to whore.... Up until a few years ago, I tried internet dating. I was married at a young age, and it only lasted two years. I never had kids, and was lonely. I can tell you that I had guys message me, asking if I would meet them at their apartment. I have never met them before. If said no, and they didn't want to meet up. This happened twice.
I've been attracted to someone, slept with them... They didn't call me again.
I started talking to someone and they were talking to five other girls. I don't feel like contracting a disease, no thanks.
If I was smart, I would have settled for a good fella right out of college. Whore is not an insulting word to me.
Number 5) I do NOT agree with the original poster's viewpoint on marriage and cheating. If you are happily married and getting some, there is no reason to cheat, especially hiring anyone. Hiring an escort does not make the wive's job easier. It does not make the marriage better. That is kind of a ****** up point of view.
If you are not getting any, different story. If your wife has turned into a slob, different story. I would say try to make it work before looking in this direction.


My line of work was not the traditional escorting, though here are my complaints/etiquette advise:
1) Your time is as important as mine. I like a few hours for a notice. A man can be ready in 5 minutes, a woman...not so much. Cancelling at the last second.. not cool unless it's an emergency.
*Do not call my phone a crap load of times. If you call me once, and I do not answer...then I can not answer my phone 15 seconds later.
*Do not text me if we have not seen each other before. I just find text messages somewhat annoying, though it's the nature of the beast. If I do not know who you are, it could be a minor on the other end. Has that happened once, yes. Or, I have traced email addresses to out of town people. I'm not going into details, though it was relatively obvious they were not in town on business. I have found that some men "get off" in having some form of contact from an internet girl (non-physical)
*Do not send a ton of emails. From my experience, if they do...they never go through with an appt. My time was wasted.
I keep everything nice and simple. There is no reason for complication on either end.
*One of my top 5 favorite, not giving your full address. Sorry, this funny and ridiculous. I understand that one might be nervous for having company over, and the situation... though you contacted me.
2) I always take very recent pictures. I am 100%. Im not a clock watcher. Though, if I am there a half hour over and such... throwing a few extra bucks is not out of the question.
3) A shit load of body hair. Pet Peeve, indeed.
4)"Wal-Mart" Shopping. I'm not in desperate need of money. If a girl is, not good.

That's it for now.

[QuantumLeap]

If I wanted to f-u-c-k a nutcase like this I'd get married.

[RudyRuetigger]

Massage girl?

When did Jj get back??

[Russian Rocket]

this is a gambling forum for crying out loud

[The Giant]

This is unreal.

A real-life massage girl makes her first post here at SBR and it's to help educate us on a thread from 2.5 years ago.

[pimike]

Lol, she hates her job. She upped her price just to mentally justify continuing it.

[TheCentaur]

This is unreal.

A real-life massage girl makes her first post here at SBR and it's to help educate us on a thread from 2.5 years ago.

Was thinking the same thing. What is this chick's story? A 33 yr old "masseuse" who apparently has a budding interest in sports gambling signs up and first thing searches threads under keyword "escort".

I want more

[InTheDrink]

massage girl pics or gtfo honey