1. 07-01-11 10:07 AM #1016
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    Can it be Roast Beef?
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  2. 07-01-11 11:40 AM #1017
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    Have you ever got a girl into bed only to discover that she looks like roast beef "down there"?
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  3. 07-01-11 11:54 AM #1018
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    was I wrong to mention it to her?
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  4. 07-01-11 01:34 PM #1019
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    Did she still give you some?
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  5. 07-01-11 02:10 PM #1020
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    what if she looked like roast beef down there with extra gravy?
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  6. 07-13-11 05:32 PM #1021
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    It would not matter as long as it tasted like Thanksgiving gravy though right?
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  7. 07-13-11 05:36 PM #1022
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    What if it tasted really salty like grandmas Thanksgiving gravy?
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  8. 07-13-11 05:40 PM #1023
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    Isn't it a little early to be talking about Grandma's salty Thanksgiving Gravy?
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  9. 07-14-11 09:12 PM #1024
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    Damn, did i miss the 1,000 post in this thread?
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  10. 07-14-11 10:17 PM #1025
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    Quote Originally Posted by statnerds View Post
    Damn, did i miss the 1,000 post in this thread?
    can't you see you are post #1024?
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  11. 07-14-11 10:25 PM #1026
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    Quote Originally Posted by BRAVES1985 View Post
    can't you see you are post #1024?
    I'm no mathematician, but is that like 24 off?
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  12. 07-14-11 10:25 PM #1027
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    "Dude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?"
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  13. 07-14-11 10:34 PM #1028
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    Wtf is the last guy talking about???
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  14. 07-14-11 10:40 PM #1029
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Wtf is the last guy talking about???

    is he fukin drunk?
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  15. 07-14-11 10:49 PM #1030
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    Quote Originally Posted by BRAVES1985 View Post
    is he fukin drunk?
    Do u think he is drunker than me right now???
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  16. 07-14-11 10:49 PM #1031
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    you guys have not seen the big lebowski?
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  17. 07-15-11 12:14 AM #1032
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    you guys have not seen the big lebowski?
    you think she'd wanna see my big lebowski?
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  18. 07-15-11 03:38 AM #1033
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    how come Freddie Mercury was the greatest artist of all time?
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  19. 07-15-11 09:44 AM #1034
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    by artist do you mean c0ck gobbler?
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  20. 07-15-11 10:10 AM #1035
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoreVodkaPlease View Post
    how come Freddie Mercury was the greatest artist of all time?
    by artist did you mean trouser pilot?
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  21. 07-15-11 10:21 AM #1036
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    who wants to get high?
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  22. 07-15-11 11:59 AM #1037
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    What are we smoking?
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  23. 07-15-11 12:24 PM #1038
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    Huh?
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  24. 07-15-11 01:01 PM #1039
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    Isn't the better question, what are we NOT smoking?
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  25. 07-15-11 01:13 PM #1040
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    To pee or not to pee?
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  26. 07-15-11 01:18 PM #1041
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    pee but shouldn't it be downwind?
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  27. 07-15-11 03:15 PM #1042
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    can you not pee upwind?
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  28. 07-15-11 03:32 PM #1043
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    dont they refer to it as "pissing into the wind"?
    you guys looking for a pissing contest in this thread?
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  29. 07-15-11 03:44 PM #1044
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    Could the Orioles possibly get a W tonight and end their horrendous streak?
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  30. 07-15-11 04:22 PM #1045
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    What's their streak?
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  31. 07-15-11 04:46 PM #1046
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    Will an Englishman win the Open?
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  32. 07-17-11 05:40 AM #1047
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    Quote Originally Posted by FishFace5 View Post
    dont they refer to it as "pissing into the wind"?
    you guys looking for a pissing contest in this thread?

    What's this 2 for bullshit?
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  33. 07-18-11 05:08 PM #1048
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    What happens to your fist when you open your hand?
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  34. 07-18-11 05:37 PM #1049
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dharmonize View Post
    What happens to your fist when you open your hand?
    It vanishes?
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  35. 07-18-11 06:12 PM #1050
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    Can the Orioles win 3 games in a row?
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