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    The difference between a steam room and a sauna is that in the steam room you don't have to see the man spindling your ass.

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    JJ, how often do you see dried release on the wooden bench?

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    The funny thing is every time I go into the steam room I think of the SBR thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    The funny thing is every time I go into the steam room I think of the SBR thread.
    Same, and I always look around to make sure mathy or jj aren't going to barge in. I sit close to the door to make sure that if some wise ass tries to lock the doors that I would bury him first.

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    Deuce I would play to see you the next day when your limping

    Deuce how do you get the jelly out of your ass??

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    of course there is nothing better in a gym than the steam room

    use some vicks menthol on the steam pipe. great when you are sick too opens up all the pores n shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Deuce I would play to see you the next day when your limping Deuce how do you get the jelly out of your ass??
    You tell me...


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    Deuce got pinched

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Deuce got pinched
    You would know.

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    The most stunning and frightening sound in a fukkin gym is the slapping sound. I have heard it numerous times even in other rooms of gym and when you hear this sound everyone looks at each other scared, alarmed and or disappointed. So what is the slapping noise??? Well I will well you and I am sure some know what I am talking about. It is when a guy pounds another guy in the fukkin ass and of course the slapping against other guys ass causes the sound, when too bodies collide like that of course that is what you hear. It is louder than you clapping your hands together and the screams and sounds are alarming and scary, who knows it could be you getting fukkin nailed. When you heart a guy screaming it is gut wrenching, sometimes he is in pain and sometimes screaming for pleasure. Guys seem to play hard at liberal type gyms. Anyway mind your own business if this crazy behavior goes on and your fine, if you watch and get caught it means something and you could get fukkin tagged.
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    Dayum JJ, you're getting pretty detailed with it. Maybe you should write up a Porn Novel.

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    Nothing like a good steamer post workout.

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    I've never been in a steam room or a sauna, and after these threads, I doubt I'll ever go to one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    2DaBank I have seen guys fukked in showers and I was right next to them taking my shower. It does not faze me. The noise is annoying but that is there business. The only time I got annoyed is when the one guy wanted to hold me for leverage as his buddy fukked him and I did not want to get linked to them or be rumored to be involved in a threesome.

    2dabank come to NJ and i will show unreal situations that go one

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    Don't ask me how I know, but someone told me (JJ) that the sauna's at these gyms that are open 24 hours a day are used as designated "meeting" places for a particular group of people. It's posted somewhere and they all go there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Paver actually I have been in steam rooms with approx 15 guys in room at one time, actually not one seat open and some guys stand.

    Paver how would you handle this situation that often arises in crowded steam rooms.

    Say you sitting down Brock one one of the benches and if the room is crowded and you look up their are cocks starring you right in the fukkin eyes, some actually touch your fukkin cheeks and bump off your fukkin chin. I have many times been in tight steam rooms where this happens or even if I am guy standing there might be two guys standing next to me and cocks do at times touch you. I was not paying attention one time and was just bull shitting with one of the guys and did not know some guys rooster was litterally runbbing up against my ass. Now the guy was not gay it was just a tight steam room. If some guys are BI you might have a small issue but even if the other guy was Bi or Gay Paver and tried fukkin you in there what happens is his rooster will not insert into your slippery ass because of all the hot steam. It is nearly impossible to fuk another guy in a steam room.

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    Just got back from Gym and used the steam room for the first time in my life. Found myself thinking about SBR while I was in there.

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    JJ should write for penthouse

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    He is very talented Brock.

    Coach, can you do a quick report/tutorial on steam room etiquette?

    Thanks

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    i finish my last rep and i get right in the car and drink a shake on the way home and shower at home.

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    Another one tracer may want to read.

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    can someone share a horrible story about a steam room? i have never heard one

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I could just envision Deuce getting it in the ass alter a workout and get towel strapped and loving it. It usually are the guys you least suspect and Deuce is a guy that proclaims heterosexual activity I would love to watch the scene and cheer the guys on as Deuce gets it from his fellow gym mates
    LOL!!! Long live Hank Webber!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Paver actually I have been in steam rooms with approx 15 guys in room at one time, actually not one seat open and some guys stand.

    Paver how would you handle this situation that often arises in crowded steam rooms.

    Say you sitting down Brock one one of the benches and if the room is crowded and you look up their are cocks starring you right in the fukkin eyes, some actually touch your fukkin cheeks and bump off your fukkin chin. I have many times been in tight steam rooms where this happens or even if I am guy standing there might be two guys standing next to me and cocks do at times touch you. I was not paying attention one time and was just bull shitting with one of the guys and did not know some guys rooster was litterally runbbing up against my ass. Now the guy was not gay it was just a tight steam room. If some guys are BI you might have a small issue but even if the other guy was Bi or Gay Paver and tried fukkin you in there what happens is his rooster will not insert into your slippery ass because of all the hot steam. It is nearly impossible to fuk another guy in a steam room.

    nearly impossible

    do or do not, there is no try

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Paver actually I have been in steam rooms with approx 15 guys in room at one time, actually not one seat open and some guys stand.

    Paver how would you handle this situation that often arises in crowded steam rooms.

    Say you sitting down Brock one one of the benches and if the room is crowded and you look up their are cocks starring you right in the fukkin eyes, some actually touch your fukkin cheeks and bump off your fukkin chin. I have many times been in tight steam rooms where this happens or even if I am guy standing there might be two guys standing next to me and cocks do at times touch you. I was not paying attention one time and was just bull shitting with one of the guys and did not know some guys rooster was litterally runbbing up against my ass. Now the guy was not gay it was just a tight steam room. If some guys are BI you might have a small issue but even if the other guy was Bi or Gay Paver and tried fukkin you in there what happens is his rooster will not insert into your slippery ass because of all the hot steam. It is nearly impossible to fuk another guy in a steam room.
    Ummm how badly does anyone really NEED to steam when there's standing room only? You can get a sauna that sets up in your spare bedroom for the price of a decent bet. Just sayinnnn

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    Only use those things when I was cutting weight a bunch of old dudes sitting around naked looking at me like im crazy for having a sauna suit, beenie, sweater shadow boxing.... God knoes i dont miss that shit

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    I use the dry sauna after workouts sometimes about 90% of the time its by myself.
    I think it is good for clearing nasal and stuff also.

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    is it safe to use a sauna if you have high blood pressure?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Paver actually I have been in steam rooms with approx 15 guys in room at one time, actually not one seat open and some guys stand.

    Paver how would you handle this situation that often arises in crowded steam rooms.

    Say you sitting down Brock one one of the benches and if the room is crowded and you look up their are cocks starring you right in the fukkin eyes, some actually touch your fukkin cheeks and bump off your fukkin chin. I have many times been in tight steam rooms where this happens or even if I am guy standing there might be two guys standing next to me and cocks do at times touch you. I was not paying attention one time and was just bull shitting with one of the guys and did not know some guys rooster was litterally runbbing up against my ass. Now the guy was not gay it was just a tight steam room. If some guys are BI you might have a small issue but even if the other guy was Bi or Gay Paver and tried fukkin you in there what happens is his rooster will not insert into your slippery ass because of all the hot steam. It is nearly impossible to fuk another guy in a steam room.

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    yes steam rooms are great , in the day 4 hour workout 1 hour steam, then I wonder why I need a heart transplant , oh fuk learn as you go .

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    chi archie , no its not safe ,if you have high blood pressure stay out until you get o.k from doc , he may say 10 minutes is o.k. , but I think thats how I screwed up my heart.

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    seriously its dangerous?

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    aint nobody got time for dat

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    You want a chest infection? Go to your local Sauna. I get sick every time. People are F'ing dirty. Disgusting germs everywhere.

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    I thought germs die at a certain degree

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