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    Saturday night. Last call. You taking her home?


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    I bet you would get a nice breakfast in the morning.

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    With home fries and toast?

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    Omfg no that’s my mom , don’t do that
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    How much bacon is she cooking with my morning eggs?

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    Sometimes you just need to somehow hit the scoreboard and who knows what can happen after that, this is the type of chick JJ should hit on but she won't reject JJ right?

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    only if I wanted sweater knitted while I rubbed one out in the other room and went to sleep......

    nice breakfast would be gaurantted.....

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    JJ ?? Hit it and quit it or nah ?

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    She seems old.

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    All the women get prettier at closing time!!

    Whiskey river don't run dry!!!

    She didn't look that way when you left Donk!! Just when you woke up!!
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    She would take her teeth out and gum your rooster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackpot269 View Post
    All the women get prettier at closing time!!

    Whiskey river don't run dry!!!

    She didn't look that way when you left Donk!! Just when you woke up!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackpot269 View Post
    All the women get prettier at closing time!!

    Whiskey river don't run dry!!!

    She didn't look that way when you left Donk!! Just when you woke up!!
    I would hit her with the morning wood too Jacky

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    She’s a 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post




    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post

    I would hit her with the morning wood too Jacky


    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    She’s a 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2.











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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    She’s a 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    She’s a 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2.
    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I just realized the feeling.... wanting to have sex... and losing interest in milliseconds.

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    Money… 2AM… drunk as fukk…

    She’s sweet talking you…

    She’s talking about licking your nuts, and behind to your taint, and then licking and sucking on your asshole.

    This is just bar talk though obviously.

    What do you do, Money??
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    i do it. i treat her like a dirty birdie and don't look back. close your eyes and enjoy the no teeth BJ. she becomes riley reid when you close your eyes. she will be eager to please.

    in the morning there will be no nagging about spending the day with her or how she wants to hangout again cause she sees a future though you just wanted to use her box like a c um receptacle. she is not texting you afterwards catching feelings.

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    Ask her if she will deep throat who cares if she gets pissed if the answer is yes get in the car
    But no breakfast in the morning you gotta go when i get up

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    i do it. i treat her like a dirty birdie and don't look back. close your eyes and enjoy the no teeth BJ. she becomes riley reid when you close your eyes. she will be eager to please.

    in the morning there will be no nagging about spending the day with her or how she wants to hangout again cause she sees a future though you just wanted to use her box like a c um receptacle. she is not texting you afterwards catching feelings.
    she ain't wet.......

    that's vagisil running out her box.......

    old vagisiled poontang is not poontang at all......it's a stinky, musky mess.....

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    ps....... I'll choose this kids mom, unseen, over the old hag:


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