1. 05-02-22 12:28 PM #1
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    Uh-oh.... Another Dick-Sweat prion escape scenaio....

    who can forget those guys? escaping with a ho's assistance, only to be stood up by the ho at the rendezvous point....:




    Dick Matt and David Sweat..... along with the skanky bleach blonde whore that sprang em from that shithole new york prison.....


    well, the latest entry into the "I fuk inmates and help them escape from prion" club is this whore:






    unlike a lotta bleach blonde whores, who prefer alabama BLACK snake, this whore preferred alabama short-white snake, and help spring the hillbilly above (and straight out of hollywood casting for the role of "hillbilly" in any movie) out of a shithole alabama prison........


    here's hoping they provide us the entertainment the big-dikked Dick Matt and his SWC friend David Sweat did a few summers back......
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    Why would she help him? Is she that hard up for some rooster? JFC, Lady, go to any bar in the country and within an hour some loser will hit on you. You get the sausage and won't go to prison.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    Why would she help him? Is she that hard up for some rooster? JFC, Lady, go to any bar in the country and within an hour some loser will hit on you. You get the sausage and won't go to prison.
    stare into their eyes....... you can see the collective iq of these two hovers just below the "total fukkin' retard" level..................
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    Where’s her upper lip?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Where’s her upper lip?
    GONE.........

    most of it left the building as the result of tossing furry white unkempt inmate salad, the rest was used as a file to cut through prison bars.........
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    on a side note, he has one big advantage while out on the lamb........ those ears should allow him the way above-average ability to hear any approaching captors......
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    The crazy thing is she had a lot of years there. She just threw away her entire life basically for this POS . And everyone with a brain cell can see as soon as you look at her he is using her. To make sure she does not give him away he will kill her most likely when he had gotten everything he needs out of her.

    So it is just a matter of time. Once he feels safe he can get on his own he will kill her and dump the body that by the time they find her he will be long gone. And i will not pity her for a second
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    on a side note, he has one big advantage while out on the lamb........ those ears should allow him the way above-average ability to hear any approaching captors......
    That guy can hear a fart from a mile away.
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    Is that Jim from the office?

    What did he go away for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Is that Jim from the office?

    What did he go away for?
    he's the hillbilly version of the guy, for sure.........


    the real Jim:






    one thing's apparent, the real jim can't hear near as well as Hillbilly Jim.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Is that Jim from the office?

    What did he go away for?
    If Jim and Aaron Rodgers had a baby.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    If Jim and Aaron Rodgers had a baby.


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    according to our new "Ministry of Truth" and that mary poppins whore heading it, that is very possible these days......
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    here the guard, named vicky white, is demonstrating how inmates generally hold her head as she blows them:





    kinda reminds me of a female JJ Gold.......
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    only one man for this job.......





    oh shit, that's me.... I better get on this shit........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    only one man for this job.......





    oh shit, that's me.... I better get on this shit........
    I would hire this guy because she is a true dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    according to our new "Ministry of Truth" and that mary poppins whore heading it, that is very possible these days......
    Jankowicz the Dominatrix? Somehow she is preggers. Go figure that one out!

    EDIT: In her previous "band", from years ago, there is a disturbing song about her having sex with Harry Potter in a bathroom? Something insinuating she's a pedophile. Maybe I can find the song and post it here, but I hate to promote FILTH by doing such. Even so, people need to be aware of what EVIL is running their country.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hehfest View Post
    Jankowicz the Dominatrix? Somehow she is preggers. Go figure that one out!
    I BLAME THIS GUY:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I BLAME THIS GUY:




    Shoulders wider than hips.
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    EDIT: Song lyrics approaching

    In one such tune, titled, “Prefects Are Hot,” the duo makes it clear that they call her “Moaning Myrtle” — the ghost girl haunting the lavatory — “for a reason,” continuing to sing about spying on naked children in bathrooms, as “bathrooms are great places for peep shows.”

    The duo then sings about “looking for some prefects” in the bathroom — setting the scene found in the fourth installment of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series, Goblet of Fire — but instead, the ghost finds Harry Potter, and she fantasizes about solving “the mystery between” the 14-year-old character’s legs:
    Went looking for some prefects in the bathroom one day
    But instead I found Harry and so I said hey
    I helped him solve the mystery of the egg
    But I’d like to solve the mystery between his legs
    The lyrics continue, as The Moaning Myrtles expressed hope that Harry would drown in the lake during the Triwizard Tournament so Myrtle could have dead child sex with Harry:
    I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake
    So that our honeymoon we can take
    You know that ghosts have working ‘natomies
    What’s better than that – we don’t get STD’s!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hehfest View Post
    EDIT: Song lyrics approaching

    In one such tune, titled, “Prefects Are Hot,” the duo makes it clear that they call her “Moaning Myrtle” — the ghost girl haunting the lavatory — “for a reason,” continuing to sing about spying on naked children in bathrooms, as “bathrooms are great places for peep shows.”

    The duo then sings about “looking for some prefects” in the bathroom — setting the scene found in the fourth installment of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series, Goblet of Fire — but instead, the ghost finds Harry Potter, and she fantasizes about solving “the mystery between” the 14-year-old character’s legs:
    Went looking for some prefects in the bathroom one day
    But instead I found Harry and so I said hey
    I helped him solve the mystery of the egg
    But I’d like to solve the mystery between his legs
    The lyrics continue, as The Moaning Myrtles expressed hope that Harry would drown in the lake during the Triwizard Tournament so Myrtle could have dead child sex with Harry:
    I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake
    So that our honeymoon we can take
    You know that ghosts have working ‘natomies
    What’s better than that – we don’t get STD’s!

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    latest news conference bringing out new details on her attraction to the hillbilly....

    she loves his alabama hot pockets........


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    bueford t. justice gives a press conference earlier today.......

    it was the ho's last day of work before retiring....... guess the dumbass thought it was ok to take a stapler, some paper clips, and an alleged murderer with her on her way out the door......


    https://www.wvtm13.com/article/casey...icki/39876654#
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    the news conference yesterday was a bit revealing.....

    of the intelligence level of the typical alabama citizen:

    question to beuford t justice-like sheriff: Do you know where they are?

    answer: if we did, we probably wouldn't be here talking to your dumb ass right now, fukstick!!!! (or similar words to that effect)


    the longer this drags on, the more I'm wantin' to travel over and assist, and deliver a few of these to some hussies outside of Montgomery:



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  25. 05-09-22 01:11 PM #25
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    Not confirmed yet, but the cops are now looking at an abandoned car in Indiana that could have been stolen in Tennessee where they dumped the Edge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    Not confirmed yet, but the cops are now looking at an abandoned car in Indiana that could have been stolen in Tennessee where they dumped the Edge.
    Im supposed to believe some Joe Schmo carwash owner is canvassing his CCTV footage and just happens to spot this guy????

    Bullshit

    FBI os accessing camera feeds and applying facial recognition software to aid the hunt.

    What a joke
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  27. 05-09-22 06:13 PM #27
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    Captured!!!! She shot herself, but not dead yet. He has minor injuries from a crash after a police chase.
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    He played her like a fiddle
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    And all for what

    14 days of "freedom", only to get caught cuz he brought a stolen car to a carwash

    Stooopid
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    She died. What an idiot
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    And all for what

    14 days of "freedom", only to get caught cuz he brought a stolen car to a carwash

    Stooopid
    man definitely had his priorities...... he wasn't gonna haul his skank with no upper lip around in a DIRTY 2006 beat up ford truck.......


    I guess she's received her last alabama hott pocket....
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