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    I'll put my greatest comedian up against yours and yours will lose.

    This man had a memory even Einstein would envy. My guy is another Jew-Genius.
    And Einstein was also Jewish.
    What is it with this Jewish religion?


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    Between you and poster OldBill , The Saloon better watch the fukk out

    you all coming on strong . The 2 of you’z gotta be the talk of the Nursing Home

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    Andrew Dice Clay.... my favorite

    If you like Louis C.K.... I totally don't understand the guy and never laugh. I'd rather laugh at Gilbert Gottfried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    I'd rather laugh at Gilbert Gottfried.
    did he join the beastie boys yet?

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    Jackie Mason for classic schtick is on par w Rodney

    New guys like Sam Moreli or Joe List are brilliant

    Nick Dipaolo is ruthless

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    George carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldBill View Post
    George carlin
    This.

    it's George Carlin in a landslide over anyone else in history.

    just look at the evolution of the guy from the 60's until the day he died.

    an absolutely brilliant linguist who took shots at everyone and saw and verbalized things others could not do.

    he is the best in history and it really is not even close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Between you and poster OldBill , The Saloon better watch the fukk out

    you all coming on strong . The 2 of you’z gotta be the talk of the Nursing Home
    Sorry, Fidel, do you still poop in your Biden-type diaper?
    You do sound so young and youthful?
    What can we oldtimers do to make up for ruining your day, each and every day, we hope?

    Now, either give us come competition with what the thread asks, or get back on that baby bottle and take another nap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Jackie Mason for classic schtick is on par w Rodney

    New guys like Sam Moreli or Joe List are brilliant

    Nick Dipaolo is ruthless
    I sat very close to the table of Jackie Mason, just a few years back at a Vegas comedy club he was attending. Is he still kicking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by homie1975 View Post
    This.

    it's George Carlin in a landslide over anyone else in history.

    just look at the evolution of the guy from the 60's until the day he died.

    an absolutely brilliant linguist who took shots at everyone and saw and verbalized things others could not do.

    he is the best in history and it really is not even close.
    Hmm, if he lasted longer than my champ, I may faint?
    My guy had Johnny C. laughing out of his chair. many times. How many times was he a guest there? Probably 4 times more than your entry?

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    Mel Brooks




    THREAD CLOSED!

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    Guy I knew from the “neighborhood” worked for the sanitation dept. In Manhattan . ( N.Y.C.) was working the upper east side.. E 80’s.. They saw Rodney one day and gave him a shout out. “ Hey Rodney, How ya’ doin’ “.. He told them “ Better than Youz “..

    He talked with them for a few minutes… Funny guy…

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    Poor BG

    I had to put BG on suspension for 30 days because the kid still doesn't know a comedy thread from a thread asking for responses about your own personal tragedies?

    The world is not a joke every friggin; day, BG.
    And he is non-stop interfering, most of the time, but I understand that goes with his young age. Still..........a good smack right across those jowls would do good for both of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slewfan View Post
    Guy I knew from the “neighborhood” worked for the sanitation dept. In Manhattan . ( N.Y.C.) was working the upper east side.. E 80’s.. They saw Rodney one day and gave him a shout out. “ Hey Rodney, How ya’ doin’ “.. He told them “ Better than Youz “..

    He talked with them for a few minutes… Funny guy…
    A non-stop chatterbox. We'll never see another as good as he was at ratting of 1-liners, one after the other. Heck, I can't get even get 1 joke right.
    I was constantly belly-laughing at Rodney when I first found this video about 3 or 4 weeks ago.
    I hope RD is resting in a better place.
    * And another thing: Who looked funnier when you look at that face and those crazy expressions?
    We got'em RD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABEHONEST View Post
    This man had a memory even Einstein would envy. My guy is another Jew-Genius.
    And Einstein was also Jewish.
    What is it with this Jewish religion?

    I was going to show you up but, you already had my guy Rodney was great!! I like a lot of older comedians !!

    Meet Don Rickles in Vagas 1988 !! We were headed back to our room down a hall that must have been behind the concert hall, they had a door the entertainers came out that you could not tell was a door from the hall him and two others walked out and down to the elevators with us! Seemed like a nice feller

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackpot269 View Post
    I was going to show you up but, you already had my guy Rodney was great!! I like a lot of older comedians !!

    Meet Don Rickles in Vagas 1988 !! We were headed back to our room down a hall that must have been behind the concert hall, they had a door the entertainers came out that you could not tell was a door from the hall him and two others walked out and down to the elevators with us! Seemed like a nice feller
    Yes. he was darn funny. But his routime was too repetitious? I mean, insulting different people but at the same time, using similar jokes off the same topic on each individual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b1slickguy View Post
    He's darn good. Another thing I learned from this video, I didn't realize Dick Clark was only 5-4?
    Henny has to be another Jew, right? How greedy there are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABEHONEST View Post
    Hmm, if he lasted longer than my champ, I may faint?
    My guy had Johnny C. laughing out of his chair. many times. How many times was he a guest there? Probably 4 times more than your entry?
    johnny carson laughed at everything because the audience in the studio and on TV loved it.

    that is not a great criteria to use.

    how about this? how many HBO specials did Rodney have? I love Rodney but George had like 15 HBO specials LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABEHONEST View Post
    Sorry, Fidel, do you still poop in your Biden-type diaper?
    You do sound so young and youthful?
    What can we oldtimers do to make up for ruining your day, each and every day, we hope?

    Now, either give us come competition with what the thread asks, or get back on that baby bottle and take another nap.
    Prolly not the best route to be 80 years old and throwing out

    “you’ll shit your diaper” jokes lol

    but I will say , Let’s Go Brandon !!!

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    Ive been to 2 comedy clubs ever. One i can't remember it must have been mid-eighties we saw Rodney Dangerfield and his opener was Jim Carrey. Carrey was awful i remember he was booed,he did a Duck bit for about half the set i dont know if he did it on purpose like Kaufman reading the great gatsby he was awful.Rodney on the other hand was incredible i laughed thru the whole hour i had to stop listening because i was laughing so hard.A Women got up during the set and he laid into her not one curse word she ran because she was so embarrassed .The other was when i just moved here to Iowa We saw Louis C K before he was canceled around 07 not as funny as Rodney but he was great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABEHONEST View Post
    I sat very close to the table of Jackie Mason, just a few years back at a Vegas comedy club he was attending. Is he still kicking?
    Died last year

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    One more note a Old School guy my parents loved was Shecky Greene.My dad said he was way funnier in Las Vegas then he was on the Tonight show!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABEHONEST View Post
    I had to put BG on suspension for 30 days because the kid still doesn't know a comedy thread from a thread asking for responses about your own personal tragedies?

    The world is not a joke every friggin; day, BG.
    And he is non-stop interfering, most of the time, but I understand that goes with his young age. Still..........a good smack right across those jowls would do good for both of us.
    Listen old man if you’re feeling froggy then leap. Where did your naked picture go that you posted? Let me guess, it’s not allowed. Dummy.


    I took you under my wing and tried to teach you , but you are senile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by homie1975 View Post
    johnny carson laughed at everything because the audience in the studio and on TV loved it.

    that is not a great criteria to use.

    how about this? how many HBO specials did Rodney have? I love Rodney but George had like 15 HBO specials LOL
    I imagine a lot of the interest comes from the decade you were born? Say 20 years later? Seems to me, Carlin was way back there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABEHONEST View Post
    I imagine a lot of the interest comes from the decade you were born? Say 20 years later? Seems to me, Carlin was way back there?
    Carlin came into his own between 1980 and 1996. His best HBO specials were between 88 and 96. there were like 3 or 4 of them and they were absolutely incredible. classic and timeless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Died last year
    Vegas loved the guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by homie1975 View Post
    Carlin came into his own between 1980 and 1996. His best HBO specials were between 88 and 96. there were like 3 or 4 of them and they were absolutely incredible. classic and timeless.
    I never watched one. I wasn't a Hippie, either
    Just joking. Seems he was in with the college kids.

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    I did stand up comedy in ny for a few years and performed all over. Performing at Dangerfields after being a huge fan my whole life was a crazy feeling, guy was a legend


    Patrice O’Neal was top nottch.

    Bill Burr
    Theo Von
    Tim Dillion
    Tom Segura
    Andrew Schulz
    Andrew Gillis

    Those are my favorite guys to go see these days.

    Eddie Murphy in the 80s was as good as it gets

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    Lotta great comedians listed...

    Norm Macdonald is top dog...The Comedians Comedian
    Cannot forget Richard Pryor.
    Bill Hicks belongs in the conversation,
    Along with Mitch Hedberg , Sam Kinison and the great mind of
    Dennis Miller.

    The fantastic mind of Del Close of Chicago's Second City, who was the improvisational mentor John Belushi, John Candy and Bill Murray

    There are great comedians listed on this thread.
    I enjoy:
    Henny Youngman,
    Mort Saul,
    Lenny Bruce,
    Dick Gregory,
    Bill Burr,
    George Carlin,
    Jackie Mason (and all of the Jackies),
    and of course
    Rodney Dangerfield.

    CANNOT overlook-
    Robin Williams
    Lewis Black

    I have used laughter as a healing medicine when hospitalized and I would be remiss if I didn't mention:
    Charlie Chaplin
    The Marx Brothers
    Will Ferrell



    On another note... Why the hugh popularity of Steve Carell?








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    Quote Originally Posted by mcaulay777 View Post
    One more note a Old School guy my parents loved was Shecky Greene.My dad said he was way funnier in Las Vegas then he was on the Tonight show!
    Very likely because of the blue language allowed in Vegas? Boy, if he were alive today he could turn all of those Vegas lights blue.

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    Richard was very, very, hot on the day he damn near burned himself alive.
    What a personality. And maybe in the top 3? He was really hot when he was hot in the normal way, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
    I did stand up comedy in ny for a few years and performed all over. Performing at Dangerfields after being a huge fan my whole life was a crazy feeling, guy was a legend

    Patrice O’Neal was top nottch.

    Bill Burr
    Theo Von
    Tim Dillion
    Tom Segura
    Andrew Schulz
    Andrew Gillis

    Those are my favorite guys to go see these days.

    Eddie Murphy in the 80s was as good as it gets
    ~~~
    Thank you for the post.

    Can't stomach the tedious hiccuping of unfunny Eddie Murphy
    but will eagerly check out:
    Theo Von

    Tim Dillion

    Tom Segura

    Andrew Schulz

    Andrew Gillis
    Thanks.

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    I believe Andrew Dice Clay is still the ONLY COMEDIAN to ever sell out Madison Square Garden BACK TO BACK nights. Other comedians have tried and failed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    I believe Andrew Dice Clay is still the ONLY COMEDIAN to ever sell out Madison Square Garden BACK TO BACK nights. Other comedians have tried and failed.
    ~~~

    Cannot deny that The Diceman had a great run.

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