1. 11-08-20 08:21 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurry Pumper View Post
    You all have to conserve, I suggest you use both sides.
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  2. 11-08-20 10:50 PM #37
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  3. 11-08-20 10:56 PM #38
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    Seriously though TP is fukkin square af. Wet wipes are the nuts.
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  4. 11-08-20 11:04 PM #39
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    Jmobile im going guns blazing after your stash puto
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  5. 11-08-20 11:25 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    That’s really funny. Thanks for sharing. LOL.
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  6. 11-08-20 11:27 PM #41
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    only way shit really gets bad is war with china. they unleasded the plague. but looks unlikely
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  7. 11-08-20 11:55 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Jmobile im going guns blazing after your stash puto
    I'm rooting for you. Even on your best day, you don't even have the balls to come through. Everybody knows you're a keyboard gangster. To everybody, you're just a pissed off short guy with the best of lies.

    Good luck, midget.
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  8. 11-09-20 12:12 AM #43
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    Why not just hop in the shower after every dump? If the worlds gone to hell so bad I need tp on reserve I don’t mind taking a shitty shower. Will stomp that shit down the drain like I’m making wine
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  9. 11-09-20 12:27 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    They are also running out of Kleenex tissues. The tears of Trump fans are real.
    Least cities not burning down and businesses looted like when you liberal clowns lose a election.
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  10. 11-09-20 12:28 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    I'm rooting for you. Even on your best day, you don't even have the balls to come through. Everybody knows you're a keyboard gangster. To everybody, you're just a pissed off short guy with the best of lies.

    Good luck, midget.
    mobile not only am I taking your shit but your sweetcheecks too
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  11. 11-09-20 12:29 AM #46
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    Use Purple passion Lysol wipes
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  12. 11-09-20 08:54 AM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    mobile not only am I taking your shit but your sweetcheecks too
    Mayan, you gonna put Mobile up against the wall?

    With all that TP he’ll have a clean ass.
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  13. 11-09-20 08:55 AM #48
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    Wash rag clean after every use. duh
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  14. 11-10-20 02:26 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    mobile not only am I taking your shit but your sweetcheecks too
    I only squat for the ladies
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  15. 11-10-20 02:31 PM #50
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    Every single store is empty
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  16. 11-10-20 02:37 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Every single store is empty
    Walmart is almost empty. Only the expensive TP left on the shelves.
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  17. 11-10-20 02:41 PM #52
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    I went to two places today both are empty
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  18. 11-10-20 02:45 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I went to two places today both are empty
    I went to my local grocery store and the clerk asked me how come I didn't win POTM and I told them that the forum is run by degenerates. Clerk laughed and gave me a discount for the Angel Soft TP.
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  19. 11-11-20 10:48 PM #54
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    https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/c...onomy/2470115/
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  20. 11-12-20 06:09 AM #55
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    Toilet paper was invented in china.

    Only for use by the emperor.

    ...

    Chinese ppl must be behind it.


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