1. 10-31-20 12:13 PM #1
    deeppckts
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    Debut of my professional handicapping service

    OK you guys had me dead to rights all along... yes, TOUT... and here are my official offerings.

    (Introductory) jjgold package -- $9.99/month
    - e-mail you rotation schedule
    - one bronze pick per week
    - mail you pinnacle cap (used) OR sweat pants with slit in the crotch [your choice]
    Basically recommend for the cheapskate.... (recommended for seahawkharry also)

    (Intermediate) RudyRutigger package -- $39.99/month
    - 5 silver picks per week
    - 15 minutes per week phone call with deeppckts to discuss gambling, usually industry related. Automated timer on that cuts you off, Rudy especially is really longwinded. Last week he kept talking about lawnmower repair???
    - Add to WhatsApp group with other intermediates (I check the chat twice daily)

    (Advanced) biggie package -- $499/month
    - 10 GOLD plays per week (documented 51% ATS)
    - 8 cigars mailed to you monthly
    - Personal texts and 1 hr per week phone with deeppckts
    - Access to my proprietary loan shark app, usually up to 10k and 45% vig.

    (DEGENERATE PLATINUM) BROCK LANDERS PACKAGE -- $1999/month
    20 PLATINUM PLAYS PER WEEK, ALL BIG FAVORITES and OVERS for maximum viewing pleasure
    MONTHLY clothing package, includes ONE used pair of New Balance shoes, 100 FROZEN wings and 32 oz of BBQ sauce, 4 pack of KAHLUA, and 4 LOU MALMATI'S FROZEN PIES.
    Professional debt financing advice, Spousal Camouflaging techniques (i.e. financial privacy within marriage...), and will PERSONALLY approach friends and family for you to obtain bailout loans (saving you embarrassment and shame).
    5% rebate on all losses
    ***Must sign up to bookmakers through my affiliate site***
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  2. 10-31-20 12:15 PM #2
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  3. 10-31-20 12:15 PM #3
    RangeFinder
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    Goodby, you'll be banned just for that post.
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  4. 10-31-20 12:16 PM #4
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    This guy is fantastic
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  5. 10-31-20 12:16 PM #5
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    Ban em
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  6. 10-31-20 12:18 PM #6
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    damn give me the good ol days when this crap on forums would never stick and would be ban asap by the mods
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  7. 10-31-20 12:19 PM #7
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    who has all this time.? Peofessional gamblers winning 750k a year.
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  8. 10-31-20 12:20 PM #8
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  9. 10-31-20 12:22 PM #9
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    All in fun
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  10. 10-31-20 12:23 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hman View Post
    All in fun
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  11. 10-31-20 12:23 PM #11
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    Sign me up for the JJ Gold package
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  12. 10-31-20 12:24 PM #12
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    Ill take that 1999 package. the check is in the mail
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  13. 10-31-20 12:25 PM #13
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    This is a girl

    I met her in Vegas..KICKLES
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  14. 10-31-20 12:26 PM #14
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  15. 10-31-20 12:32 PM #15
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    All this time I thought macaronio was the resident moron..
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  16. 10-31-20 12:33 PM #16
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    I'll take JJ gold package w used pinnacle cap

    Ty
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  17. 10-31-20 12:33 PM #17
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    Deeppockets short arms are you wearing a vagina?
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  18. 10-31-20 12:34 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckandadime View Post
    All this time I thought macaronio was the resident moron..
    We got a few, and the list keeps growing and growing.

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  19. 10-31-20 12:36 PM #19
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    Nice offers for every type of PUNTER
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  20. 10-31-20 12:41 PM #20
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    all 3 packages
    link so i can pay with paypal please
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  21. 10-31-20 12:49 PM #21
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    classic
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  22. 10-31-20 12:57 PM #22
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    Short Arms Pockets

    I like it

    Hey I have that syndrome..BALD AND SHORT..I WANT TO BE NAPOLEON
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  23. 10-31-20 12:58 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Sign me up for the JJ Gold package
    Please specify CAP or SWEAT PANTS W/ SLIT
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  24. 10-31-20 12:58 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    who has all this time.? Peofessional gamblers winning 750k a year.
    Pro gamblers possibly more free time than anyone...
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  25. 10-31-20 12:59 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by deeppckts View Post
    Pro gamblers possibly more free time than anyone...
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  26. 10-31-20 01:00 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I'll take JJ gold package w used pinnacle cap

    Ty
    Thanks, should arrive 2 - 24 business days
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  27. 10-31-20 01:01 PM #27
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    no link to sign up

    dammit
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  28. 10-31-20 01:04 PM #28
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    Sammy, you want pinnacle cap or sweat pants, and home address for package or dealership?
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  29. 10-31-20 01:05 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by deeppckts View Post
    Thanks, should arrive 2 - 24 business days
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  30. 10-31-20 01:06 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by deeppckts View Post
    Sammy, you want pinnacle cap or sweat pants, and home address for package or dealership?
    am i only allowed the JJ Gold package, this is bullshit
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  31. 10-31-20 01:43 PM #31
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    Do you take betpoints? I'm low on cash.
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  32. 10-31-20 01:48 PM #32
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  33. 10-31-20 01:52 PM #33
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    Lol ok now ur trying to get banned kid
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  34. 10-31-20 01:55 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by deeppckts View Post
    Please specify CAP or SWEAT PANTS W/ SLIT
    Neither. Send me an extra play. -500 or more.
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  35. 10-31-20 01:56 PM #35
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    I want the Mcfatty Brock Landers package with a side of grease plays.
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