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    That dik feels just as good in doggy style than the hottest looking guy alive. Remember that

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    prob get probation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsamazing777 View Post
    That dik feels just as good in doggy style than the hottest looking guy alive. Remember that
    thank God most women don't feel that way, and what is attached to any particular dick matters.... or tongue, for that matter......

    this older guy from Victoria brought his bad ass wife to htown to meet me, and after drinks at some hi end restaurant at the top of one of the buildings in the medical center, we headed to the hotel. He only watched, so I started this babe, who 10-15 yrs younger than him and about my age, was in the typical bad ass black garter belt with black stockings and high heels, off with some oral. She started, as they typically do when I'm at the helm, having orgasm after orgasm..... after about five, I decided it was time to give her the "rest of the show", and pounded away in a variety of positions over the next hour or so where she collected another half dozen or so........

    clearly, tho, she got off easier through oral, which is common with a lot of babes.... when the action was over, he invited me down to victoria, for some deer hunting on his ranch and so I could go over my "oral techniques" with him, as he'd never seen her come so much from oral.... I was in my prime at the time, and I could tell his wife was totally into my ass and my looks.... I didn't have the heart to tell him, the reason she came so much had more to do with me being one bad ass stud lookin' mother fukker, and you lookin' like an old ugly mother fukker who she's obviously just not that in to, and only with your for the money....... no matter what technique he learned from me, he'd never be able to get her off like that, because --- just as we prefer beautiful women to hags, and come quicker with them in most instances --- she preferred this face between her legs:






    over something like this:





    (he was some stereotypical older bald fukhead, like an older JJ Gold fukstick)
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Ron Jeremy banged Jessica Drake.

    That means Auto Donk and Ron Jeremy are Eskimo Brothers!
    i should have waited for LSRJ (my cousin and I called him this ever since some early 80's fukbook we bought in corpus called him "LONG SCHLONG RON JEREMY" in a photo spread with brooke west entitled "LONG SCHLONG RON JEREMY AND BROOKE WEST: GREAT COK MEETS GREAT KOKSUCKER!") that night I met up with Ms. Drake, and she and Long Ron road to Encounters together, and he was back in that limo right as my date, drake and I were bailing out of it and heading back into the club. Think he was pissed that I'd done the threesome and left some "love stains" in the floor and rear seat in that liimo......






    tho she was fun, my date, the redhead, was actually hotter and better in the sack, but we both enjoyed the novelty of obliterating a porn star.........


    also, diggity, drake totally turned down trump, who offered her cash and all kinds of shit for sex..... bitch did me for f'n free...... tho I doubt she'd have done so if I didn't have that redhead bi babe bait available.......

    Nevertheless, If I ever meet Trump, I'll ask him about drake, and tell him what a great lay she is, and how I pulled a threesome with her in Ron Jeremy's limo outside a swinger's bar in htown, then ask him how he did with her.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i should have waited for LSRJ (my cousin and I called him this ever since some early 80's fukbook we bought in corpus called him "LONG SCHLONG RON JEREMY" in a photo spread with brooke west entitled "LONG SCHLONG RON JEREMY AND BROOKE WEST: GREAT COK MEETS GREAT KOKSUCKER!") that night I met up with Ms. Drake, and she and Long Ron road to Encounters together, and he was back in that limo right as my date, drake and I were bailing out of it and heading back into the club. Think he was pissed that I'd done the threesome and left some "love stains" in the floor and rear seat in that liimo......






    tho she was fun, my date, the redhead, was actually hotter and better in the sack, but we both enjoyed the novelty of obliterating a porn star.........


    also, diggity, drake totally turned down trump, who offered her cash and all kinds of shit for sex..... bitch did me for f'n free...... tho I doubt she'd have done so if I didn't have that redhead bi babe bait available.......

    Nevertheless, If I ever meet Trump, I'll ask him about drake, and tell him what a great lay she is, and how I pulled a threesome with her in Ron Jeremy's limo outside a swinger's bar in htown, then ask him how he did with her.....
    is the redhead a porn star too, would love see some videos of her

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    is the redhead a porn star too, would love see some videos of her
    my personal porn star.....

    no professional work, just a bat shit crazy bibabe from htown that I had as a fukbuddy/bait in the "lifestyle"..... think I used to have vids of her on one of those little hand held video recorders called "Flip" that came out around 2005-06, along with about fifty other babes, only to have my current wife erase them all..... had some bad ass "pov" videos of some of the baddest babes on the planet on that thing and the folder they downloaded to.... wife, who I was only dating at the time, found the flip and erased all those, then found the download folder while "cleaning up my harddrive" (she's an IT specialist), which of course meant destroying four years of sexual debauchery on film........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    my personal porn star.....

    no professional work, just a bat shit crazy bibabe from htown that I had as a fukbuddy/bait in the "lifestyle"..... think I used to have vids of her on one of those little hand held video recorders called "Flip" that came out around 2005-06, along with about fifty other babes, only to have my current wife erase them all..... had some bad ass "pov" videos of some of the baddest babes on the planet on that thing and the folder they downloaded to.... wife, who I was only dating at the time, found the flip and erased all those, then found the download folder while "cleaning up my harddrive" (she's an IT specialist), which of course meant destroying four years of sexual debauchery on film........
    that's not right, u should tell her since she deleted all ur movies that u gotta make some new ones

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    that's not right, u should tell her since she deleted all ur movies that u gotta make some new ones
    we have some..... and i've copied them to pen drives.... some are pretty good leverage is if she ever decided to play dirty in a divorce case....

    "baby, I'll send vids of you _______, _________ and _________ to all your family and friends if you want more than half......"


    also, those were only the vids on that flip, not the ones from the sony handicam or various phones.... I still have enough to start my own pornhub if I were so inclined.....

    "DonkHub"..... has a nice ring to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    we have some..... and i've copied them to pen drives.... some are pretty good leverage is if she ever decided to play dirty in a divorce case....

    "baby, I'll send vids of you _______, _________ and _________ to all your family and friends if you want more than half......"


    also, those were only the vids on that flip, not the ones from the sony handicam or various phones.... I still have enough to start my own pornhub if I were so inclined.....

    "DonkHub"..... has a nice ring to it.
    Half?

    These hoes don't get shit! You gotta be cut throat.

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    Bond between husband n wife is sacred...its not picking an animal whos cute. Maybe it was humor, but your writeup about the sex n crap is too animalistic for me. You could have your humor etc..but that older guy has money and if he wants you gone...it can probably happen easier then you think. Maybe your son or daughter etc will be the victim of sex hurting them emotionally...maybe more then u think. Then it wont be so funny

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