1. 02-11-20 07:40 AM #1
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    Anyone else buy girl scout cookies out of guilt?

    For taking advantage of and using so many women?

    I have like 20 boxes already lol
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  2. 02-11-20 07:44 AM #2
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    I tend to prefer mine a bit older, so I don't have the guilt of bangin' em six ways from Sunday.....



    (j/k.... we get hit a couple times a year, wife handles it)
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  3. 02-11-20 07:54 AM #3
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    The only guilt comes from sitting with crumbs on my chest and lap after finishing off a freshly opened sleeve of peanut butter sandwiches or thin mints.
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  4. 02-11-20 09:38 AM #4
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    15 boxes minimum. Probably eat about 5 of them.
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  5. 02-11-20 09:47 AM #5
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    My guilt lays with getting kicked out of Cub Scouts for eating to many Brownies. So i buy a few boxes of thin mints..
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  6. 02-11-20 10:41 AM #6
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    Just bought 2 more boxes from a gal w her mom who used to give bjs for drinking money

    These girls have no role models

    Over sexed super bowl
    Whore mothers
    Absentee fathers
    Jersey Shore culture

    I hope I never have a daughter
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  7. 02-11-20 10:50 AM #7
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    Our secretaries daughter had the flu and was unable to go door to door etc to sell cookies for her team. I was in a good mood that day and thought least I could do is send an email to my hockey league (230 guys) group chain asking if anybody would like some cookies to help out this sick girl. I got so much shiat for this but I got about 600 boxes ordered from those guys and I put in the order and the girl and her mom were ecstatic and I felt good. Fast forward two weeks, I get 600 boxes brought to me in the office and I had to pay for all of them which I didn't even take into consideration when offering my help. Then I pretty much was the keebler elf the rest of the hockey season hassling guys to pick up / coordinate when they'll be at the club so I could bring the cookies on nights I'm also playing. I ended up collecting mb 80% after many annoying exchanges and was left with like 100 boxes and subsequently gained 10 lbs easy that Winter. Never again
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  8. 02-11-20 11:19 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Just bought 2 more boxes from a gal w her mom who used to give bjs for drinking money

    These girls have no role models

    Over sexed super bowl
    Whore mothers
    Absentee fathers
    Jersey Shore culture

    I hope I never have a daughter
    Me neither. And what you listed is just the tip of iceberg. So much more on why they become whores!
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  9. 02-11-20 11:58 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Just bought 2 more boxes from a gal w her mom who used to give bjs for drinking money

    These girls have no role models

    Over sexed super bowl
    Whore mothers
    Absentee fathers
    Jersey Shore culture

    I hope I never have a daughter
    wow....

    whore nation....

    any word on when they're going to arrest that broken-english speaking arab slut who married her brother to scam the U.S. and now holds a seat in congress?
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  10. 02-11-20 12:11 PM #10
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    I have not bought any yet.

    Those little asshole girls should not be allowed to sell them right outside grocery store doors though. I can only hold out for so long.

    Thin mints are my kryptonite. Put those fukkers in the freezer, then eat half a box with a tall glass of cold milk.
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  11. 02-11-20 12:15 PM #11
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    I went to the store the other day and gave some money to the local elementary girls softball team. It was a donation for whatever you wanted. I got a bag of trail mix I will never eat !
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  12. 02-11-20 02:12 PM #12
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    Girl Scouts of America is a BIG contributor to Planned Parenthood, aka Planned Racial Genocide via Infanticide.
    So, no I don't give them a nickel.

    Years ago, Komen for the Cure pulled their funding for PP.
    The reason - they realized that if they gave their money directly to clinics that actually GAVE mammograms, as opposed to PP, who just took their cut and referred women elsewhere, MORE women would get the help they needed.

    PP threw a fit of course (losing funding makes it difficult to pay million dollar salaries to the butchers on your exec level and BOD) so they ran a "cancel culture" campaign on Komen, backed by their gov supporters in congress. And GSA.

    They falsely claimed that Komen was hurting women, when in fact it was the oppsite - MORE women would receive help. But, Komen caved.

    Fuk GSA. Fuk Komen.
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  13. 02-11-20 02:35 PM #13
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    Never come across a girl scout in my life to be honest.

    Use to be in the Beaver scouts when I was little though.
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  14. 02-11-20 04:47 PM #14
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    thin mints and samoas. Mmmmmmm...thin mints

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  16. 02-11-20 05:21 PM #16
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    Not a big fan of Girl Scout cookies
    Tate’s cookies are the best pre packaged cookies
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  17. 02-11-20 07:01 PM #17
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    You ever look at the ingredients of those cookies. Just laced with chemicals and cancers. Money grab, cheaply made garbage.
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  18. 02-12-20 09:24 AM #18
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    i am not super fond of the cookies. very jacked up. i donate to the girl's scouts in my church when they do collections.
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  19. 02-12-20 09:28 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    wow....

    whore nation....

    any word on when they're going to arrest that broken-english speaking arab slut who married her brother to scam the U.S. and now holds a seat in congress?
    Everytime the Star Tribune digs into it, it gets shut down. Really is a local cover up. She is guilty, there's no longer any doubt about that- Tribune did its job and exposed that.

    I suspect the local FBI field office would lose a lot of its terrorism informants locally if the DOJ pursued this. The Islams are a clan, much like the Hewish community, that rallies around one another putting Country a distant 3rd behind self preservation and community interests. That Islam makes up 40% of MPLS now and 65% of Omar's district so long as she holds that seat shes untouchable
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    putting this here for educational purposes

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  21. 02-13-20 06:26 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    For taking advantage of and using so many women?

    I have like 20 boxes already lol
    saloon this shit


    oh wait...
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  22. 02-13-20 02:04 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Just bought 2 more boxes from a gal w her mom who used to give bjs for drinking money

    These girls have no role models

    Over sexed super bowl
    Whore mothers
    Absentee fathers
    Jersey Shore culture

    I hope I never have a daughter
    So you bought cookies from your niece? How is your sis doing? The T’Wolves miss that throat game.
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  23. 02-13-20 02:28 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    putting this here for educational purposes


    Mercy!!!
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  24. 02-13-20 02:30 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    wow....

    whore nation....

    any word on when they're going to arrest that broken-english speaking arab slut who married her brother to scam the U.S. and now holds a seat in congress?
    I can't believe that skank spy hasn't been arrested! They've got tons of evidence on her....
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