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    Gwyneth Paltrow sells out of candle that smells like her vagina

    Do we want to know who’s been buying it? Probably not. Retailing for $75 (£57) on the website for the actress’s lifestyle brand Goop, the candle literally does what it says on the tin, with the scent being described as ‘funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected.’ Because what’s better than a ‘funny’ scent? Describing how on earth the candle came to be, the description on the site reads: ‘This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP—the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, “Uhhh..this smells like a vagina”—but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent.

    So Gwyneth has made a candle called This Smells Like My Vagina because, well, of course she has. It is priced at a comparatively bargain £58, which was pretty much what the sex dust cost, which makes me think Gwyneth is underpricing her vagina, really, if she is just selling it for the price of a load of old dust. And I say “was what the sex dust cost” because the sex dust, like the vagina candle, sold out.



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    autodonk will buy ddd too

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    autodonk will buy ddd too
    I will light it, let it get warm and soft and then try fukking it.

    Will report back.

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    So it smells like a bag of dicks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by b1slickguy View Post
    So it smells like a bag of dicks?
    It will after I am done with it.

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    will the candle bitch and complain after i say i am going to call tomorrow and don't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    It will after I am done with it.



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    robin box....

    how do you get a candle to smell like this:



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    Fish candle. Just what I need to mask the smell of my girls low tide puss

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    shes always looked like she should be on That 70s Show

    even when she isnt even trying

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    Pair it with a box of wine that tastes like my jizz.

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    Just what I need, to come home smelling like jizz filled skank. I guess it's better than glitter, but still explaining that away isn't what I'm looking to do.

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    Is this new show about her vagina also?


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    what a whore!

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