1. #106
    BiTeMe UsAdOj
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    on a similar note, this is why I will never say anything bad about that whore lady gaga:



    Speaking of whores (and I use that term with endearment, never pejorative... cuz the world is simply a better place with 'em in it), I just noticed your other post in the poker forum where you invoked the name of uber-whore, Mason Moore; she of the "hit it like a champ" with boxing gloves tatted just above her cooch. GOTTA LOVE THAT. She, unfortunately, disappeared from Porndom 'round '17... whatta severe loss. -- Never can tell about these whores: Donk, did you see where cute lil spinner whore, Vienna Rose, just up and joined the Marines earlier this year? I'm a reg Army vet (26V)... but when I heard bout that, I thought to petition the Dept. of Defense for an age waiver so I could reenlist in her unit so she could regularly inspect my unit, natch.

    BTW, appreciate the sentiments you tried to message (I just cleared some PM's) and posted there... TY. Here's hoping health & happiness always finds you and your family.

    NOW... getting back to whores: Did you notice the whore on whore 'violence'/neglect currently going on in this thread? Diggity OWES this forum a pic of Britney's butthole... yet he continues to diss Brit, and fails to show the same respect to Brit as he did to Cardi. TRULY EGREGIOUS. I didn't want to press Daggers and apply pressure to do (as Spike Lee would say) THE RIGHT THING... cuz I know Daggers would probably melt under pressure, and the next thing we'd all be seeing, as a consolation 'prize', is a pic of HIS butthole -- sans SBR thong -- plastered all over this forum.

    BUT, right is right... and I'm now officially putting Daggers on notice to post that Brit butthole pic; he has 48hrs to post it before I formally report him to Genie (and don't come crying to me, D, when she gives you an infraction... cuz you've been warned).

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    ... and I'm now officially putting Daggers on notice to post that Brit butthole pic; he has 48hrs to post it before I formally report him to Genie (and don't come crying to me, D, when she gives you an infraction... cuz you've been warned).

  3. #108
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    i've always said it would be a toss up between jada stevens and mason moore, or gina ryder in her prime, as to who I would love to take to jamaica for a week, two weeks, or even a total month, of totally baked debuachery..... bring usa X, smoke homegrown jamaican batshit grown weed, and add in peeruvian gold from Farmer John in Negril as necessary to amp the party back up;;;;;;;


    something about jada's beefy ass and cute smile probably gives her the front runner status even after all these years.......

    I might throw in hope solo and her well-worn fajita flaps in the bull pen, and maybe even the utlimate bacheloette whore clare crawley, in an effort to fuk her head up so much more than that priest did, to push her over the edge and into offing herself so she can't show up on that godforsaken "bachelor in paredise" shithole show anymore.....

    jada is built like a stallion, and has a much prettier bunghole than mason, whose cinnamon ring looks more like an oft-traveled bull fighting ring.....

    gina, well, all around fun but just never had the sheer fukking performance or energy of jada or mason.... but still so sweet.....






    hard to ever pass on ms. ryder!


    though this would have me doing so:






    and mason, well, as the song Blurrred Lines once said, "must wanna get nasty".......

    mason moore means "pure nasty" in french; in the best way the term can be intrepretted......







    lookin' over these babes, I think I need to right a pilot to bring that old charlies' angels series back, to blow it away under the trifecta of perfect whoredom, entitled "Donk's Whores".........

    we wouldn't solve any crimes, but 45 mins of gratuitous sex and those babes tradin' my snowballs would hit the top ten each week......
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    Well, she was a stripper for many years before becoming a known rapper.

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