1. 10-31-19 07:14 AM #1
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    Drunk man, 26, is jailed for eight weeks after he tried to have sex with a pile of

    Drunk man, 26, is jailed for eight weeks after he tried to have sex with a pile of LEAVES in a Premier Inn car park



    • Michael Golsorkhi was seen thrusting into leaves with trousers around his ankles
    • The 26-year-old pulled up his underwear and hid in bushes after he was spotted
    • Stockport Magistrates Court heard incident happened in front of dining families
    • Golsorhki, 26, admitted to outraging public decency and possessing cannabis


    A drunk man who tried to have sex with a pile of leaves in the car park of a Premier Inn has been jailed for eight weeks.
    Michael Golsorkhi was seen thrusting into the pile with his trousers around his ankles in full view of families eating at a Beefeater pub next door.
    The 26-year-old pulled up his underwear before running away and hiding in bushes after he was confronted by hotel staff.
    He emerged from the bushes after 10 minutes following requests to come out by police.
    In a statement, an unnamed staff member said: 'My colleague and I were aware of a male acting suspiciously in the hotel car park, near to the main entrance.
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-car-park.html


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  2. 10-31-19 08:37 AM #2
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    did not know that to fukk a pile of leaves was illegal

    removed from bucket list and reported myself
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  3. 10-31-19 08:39 AM #3
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    his only comment was "damn that bitch's bush was an absolute forest"
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  4. 10-31-19 09:05 AM #4
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    fukk it just added back to bucket list, not raking my yard or leaves this year

    neighbors piles of leaves not safe after dark anymore though

    this is going to get ugly
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    Media is encouraging ^ this type of deviant behavior.
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  6. 10-31-19 09:17 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    fukk it just added back to bucket list, not raking my yard or leaves this year

    neighbors piles of leaves not safe after dark anymore though

    this is going to get ugly
    CSI is gonna have fun processing a ton of brown maple leafs for traces of dna to help i.d. the serial leaf pile fukker of eastern new york......
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  7. 10-31-19 09:32 AM #7
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    with cameras most everywhere, and the fact that my loads are not much smaller than the average man from Texas
    I have once again removed from bucket list

    sad day in upstate NY
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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    with cameras most everywhere, and the fact that my loads are not much smaller than the average man from Texas
    I have once again removed from bucket list

    sad day in upstate NY
    Be sure to check your local statutes, it might be ok to just tittyfuk the leaves, so long as there is no anal or vaginal penetration.....
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  9. 10-31-19 10:08 AM #9
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    ok, I am seeing an out here and back on list
    my fist, full of leaves, wrapped around my dong

    preferred them loose and in a pile, but I got this
    scratching it off list today way up north/deep in the woods so that I am able to sleep tonight
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  10. 10-31-19 10:16 AM #10
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    Looks like rogue point stiff shaunovery has been found..
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