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    bozeman
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    2 tickets and see what models wants to go. Might be a local celebrity lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Anyone who picks the Super Bowl has mental issues


    Guys I have no TV I go to SBR for stand-up or sit down in my case comedy

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    anyone picks greta thunberg for a model of your choice?

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    how good are the seats?
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    I'm taking the tickets then scalping those to some sucker who wants to go to the Super Bowl. After that
    I'm getting 2 high end hookers with the cash just generated by the sale, and having way better sex than
    I would have otherwise had from banging some stuck up girl who would probably not do want I would like when
    having sex with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I would take tickets

    Models overrated its mostly photoshopped
    That's a JJ Gold response, shame on you weeder. I expect more ANALogy from you ....

  7. #42
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    Fuk the bitches. Than invite to superbowl.

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    Model not even close

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurry Pumper View Post
    I'm taking the tickets then scalping those to some sucker who wants to go to the Super Bowl. After that
    I'm getting 2 high end hookers with the cash just generated by the sale, and having way better sex than
    I would have otherwise had from banging some stuck up girl who would probably not do want I would like when
    having sex with them.


    Use the leftover $$$$ to gamble on said Super Bowl, watch it on a giant screen somewhere with plenty of booze - if you win, use winnings on 2 more high end hookers, then get a good night's sleep - you're gonna need it after all the FU##ING, gambling, drinking, & partying you've done.....

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    Models are stuck up good point

    Also what if cant get up?? Pressure

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurry Pumper View Post
    I'm taking the tickets then scalping those to some sucker who wants to go to the Super Bowl. After that
    I'm getting 2 high end hookers with the cash just generated by the sale, and having way better sex than
    I would have otherwise had from banging some stuck up girl who would probably not do want I would like when
    having sex with them.


    Great minds think alike...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurry Pumper View Post
    I'm taking the tickets then scalping those to some sucker who wants to go to the Super Bowl. After that
    I'm getting 2 high end hookers with the cash just generated by the sale, and having way better sex than
    I would have otherwise had from banging some stuck up girl who would probably not do want I would like when
    having sex with them.

  13. #48
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    SB and it's not even close.

    It's sex.

    One time.

    With a "model" aka a really hot girl.

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