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    Big Bear
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    What is your morning routine the day of a big wager?

    Mine

    5am wake up call - gotta beat the sun up

    brush teeth

    piss excellence

    2 10mg adderall

    2 bong rips

    Americano from starbucks

    2 mile run

    breakfast at waffle house - all star special


    then it’s in the lab to glance over spread sheets before phoning in my wager to my local guey

    followed by sweet sex if I have a chick over
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    cincinnatikid513
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    does sbr pay this guy to create so many threads

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    Big Bear
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    does sbr pay this guy to create so many threads
    yes but I don’t do it for the money

    It’s my passion

    whats your morning routine kid?

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    cincinnatikid513
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    yes but I don’t do it for the money

    It’s my passion

    whats your morning routine kid?
    sss

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    Wake up
    See players talk pasted with big bear nonsense
    Take a shit
    Grab some breakfast
    Wait patiently for mods to saloon big bear threads

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    swordsandtequila
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    2 mile run


    Old Big Bare's posts were much more believable than reborn Big Bare. Like when he hid in the house because he was scared of the neighbor

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    Big Bear
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    Quote Originally Posted by swordsandtequila View Post


    Old Big Bare's posts were much more believable than reborn Big Bare. Like when he hid in the house because he was scared of the neighbor
    I can make it 2 miles bro

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    Does anyone on SBR work or does everyone just live in their parents basement?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    does sbr pay this guy to create so many threads
    someone needs to stop him

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    Make coffee

    sort through 140 Big Bear posts on sbr

    make wager

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    look at the models
    fade seaweed
    pray

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    This is racist against non morning people

    Shame on OP

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    Bear those days over


    Most of us here worried about paying the rent

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    Panera Madagascar Vanilla Latte

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    Coffee and titties..

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    dj_destroyer
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    All haters. Seems like an efficient routine. 2 mile run is definitely a lie but kudos nonetheless.

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    Wear a nice outfit alway important

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Wear a nice outfit alway important
    look the part be the part

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    I get up and mute my TV and see if Lee Corso is still alive. If so, I tend to see who he is on so I can fade.

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    My big wagers usually come at the sour of the moment

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    does sbr pay this guy to create so many threads
    12 points a day. They getting ripped off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    I can make it 2 miles bro
    Only when running from some Girl Scout you stiffed on cookies tab

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Only when running from some Girl Scout you stiffed on cookies tab

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    Wake up. Read every prediction on who wins the game. Make sure more believe it will hit before i place it. Too scared to watch game so go to twitter and refresh over and over again with the hashtag+team.

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    wake up - bang the vegas linemaker. have breakfast. bang her again before she takes off to work. Go about your day, wait for the text with a winner. Get a dufflebag full of cash from your bank, distribute it between all known bookies. See if all of them can pay your winnings and hopefully deposit 2 dufflebags into your bank. Reserve the seats for you and your trojan babe in a fancy restaurant. Rub her feet before bed. Sleep and dream for your wiener to be able to keep her happy until you can afford retirement

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    Place the wager and lock the doors

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Place the wager and lock the doors
    lock the doors?

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    Jerk off while taking a sh1t.

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    Take a shit on my neighbors lawn

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