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    Hustlers the movie

    Went and saw the movie Hustlers last night with this 20 year old stripper bitch.

    She loved it, I thought it was just okay.

    JLo is ridiculous at 50 years old.

    This chick looks like she's 29.

    I pray to God that when and if I ever get married my wife can keep it that tight for that long.

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    any nudity

    i know jlo not getting naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    any nudity

    i know jlo not getting naked
    CincyKid asking the real questions.


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    I clicked on this thread to specifically ask if there was any nudity.

    Unreal.

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    jlo is a kunt.
    Did a show up here in CT at Foxwoods Casino few years back and she was never invited back.
    Demanded all the casino employees "bow" when she entered a room and "absolutely not make eye contact" with her. LMAO. This woman thinks she is some kind of Royalty?
    I wouldn't pay a nickle to see her ANYWHERE.

    NICE AZZ & NO TOP = Nothing special at all. Meh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post


    I clicked on this thread to specifically ask if there was any nudity.

    Unreal.
    Me too. Maybe that’s why the 55 views and only 3 responses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    ...JLo is ridiculous at 50 years old.

    This chick looks like she's 29...


    It was a movie. They can make DeNiro look like he's 20.

    They can airbrush, they can even use CGI, bro.

    lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    any nudity

    i know jlo not getting naked
    Lots of ass and cleavage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post


    It was a movie. They can make DeNiro look like he's 20.

    They can airbrush, they can even use CGI, bro.

    lol.
    Well, she looks about 29 in that movie.

    Looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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    Ok I just asked this chick and she said there was a lot of t!ties, I must be so desensitized to it I don't even remember.

    Lots of t!ts and ass lol.

    I was really drunk. It was a theater that serves hard liquor

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    Ok movie if you can sit through 20 minutes of cardi B. She might be the most annoying bitch on the planet

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Well, she looks about 29 in that movie.

    Looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
    I bet she does and I bet she can.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose View Post
    jlo is a kunt.
    Did a show up here in CT at Foxwoods Casino few years back and she was never invited back.
    Demanded all the casino employees "bow" when she entered a room and "absolutely not make eye contact" with her. LMAO. This woman thinks she is some kind of Royalty?
    I wouldn't pay a nickle to see her ANYWHERE.

    NICE AZZ & NO TOP = Nothing special at all. Meh.
    I’m sure she’s really concerned about that nickel of yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beavis13 View Post
    I’m sure she’s really concerned about that nickel of yours.
    And you can FUKK OFF beavis...

    A Kunt is a Kunt.

    If you need to sniff it that's your problem jerkoff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose View Post
    And you can FUKK OFF beavis...

    A Kunt is a Kunt.

    If you need to sniff it that's your problem jerkoff.
    Ok bro. Have a good day.

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    She's so hot in that movie I would suck on her granny panties after a long sweaty jog on a hot summer day when she had diarrhea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose View Post
    jlo is a kunt.
    Did a show up here in CT at Foxwoods Casino few years back and she was never invited back.
    Demanded all the casino employees "bow" when she entered a room and "absolutely not make eye contact" with her. LMAO. This woman thinks she is some kind of Royalty?
    I wouldn't pay a nickle to see her ANYWHERE.

    NICE AZZ & NO TOP = Nothing special at all. Meh.
    Yep
    A no-acting, no-singing, fake who got a lucky break because of one thing

    People used to rag on Brittney Spears but J-Lo is 10x worse

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    WTF?

    Looking for a Hustler movie GIF and I get this...




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    There's like one decent GIF...



    Otherwise it's shit like this...




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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    There's like one decent GIF...



    Otherwise it's shit like this...



    Is that from the mule or Gran Torino?

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    Quote Originally Posted by beavis13 View Post
    Is that from the mule or Gran Torino?
    Gran Torino, it's got to be.

    The GIF has been around for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    She's so hot in that movie I would suck on her granny panties after a long sweaty jog on a hot summer day when she had diarrhea.


    Hey Bricker, would you suck A-Rod's cawk just so you can taste what J-Lo's asshole tastes like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    ...Hey Bricker, would you suck A-Rod's cawk just so you can taste what J-Lo's asshole tastes like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Gran Torino, it's got to be.

    The GIF has been around for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post


    Hey Bricker, would you suck A-Rod's cawk just so you can taste what J-Lo's asshole tastes like?
    Hell no, as kvb said it's probably all airbrushed and cgi in that movie.

    I doubt I would be attracted to the real JLo without the makeup and clothes.

    She's too old I like them young like 18 -23

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    I can’t belive Bricker doesn’t want to know what Jeniffer Lopez tastes like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I can’t belive Bricker doesn’t want to know what Jeniffer Lopez tastes like.
    Not really into Latinas either.

    I like em young and white.

    Young white chicks pussy tastes like candy.

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    There's way hotter little college wh0res than JLo on Instagram everyday.

    I was just saying she's looking really good for 50.

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    Jlo nude or not watching

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    I was offered free passes and took in the movie over the weekend. The movie has flaws but overall it was o.k. Constance ** gave the best performance imo.J Lo was a good fit for her role. If your interested in the inner working of the strip club business its worthwhile. Best line "Milk the clock not the c-ck."

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    Def grand Torino
    Hes like 90 now

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Not really into Latinas either.

    I like em young and white.

    Young white chicks pussy tastes like candy.
    Young and White
    Sweet and Tight

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    And BTW, for any Pai Gow Poker players out there...

    There is a saying on the casino table, when you have a Straight or Flush that you must keep together on the bottom, and put up nothing on top, it's called a "J-Lo". It's a beautiful Bottom Hand but a terrible Top Hand. It's very probably going to be a PUSH. No money gained and no money lost.

    A "J-Lo" means "nice bottom no top" on a Pai Gow table.

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    the whore the movie is based on came out and blasted JLo for being a total whore and misportraying her, saying "no way was I ever that trashy and skank-like"....

    pretty bad when a whore says "no way was I ever as much of a whore as that skank f'n jlo whore"....

    this old f'n puerto rican whore needs to hang it up.... her pathetic mid life crisis is not something we should be exposed to..... there are no fifty year old whores out there running scams, it's young hot whores.

    this jlo bitch has been in the country for goddam 40 years or so, and still speaks with an accent like she just got off the f'n boat yesterday.....


    I'd fukkin' sue the shit out of any escort agency that sent some nasty old puerto rican shit like this over for a trick:


    Last edited by Auto Donk; 10-01-19 at 08:45 AM.

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    horrible

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