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It's been 3-4 years since my chimp, B-Qway, jumped out of the back of my truck on I-45 near santa fe on the way to galveston to go fishin' in the surf.... and I'll be damn if he didn't finally resurface, doin' what he does best:

Chimpanzee on the loose in Texas, harassing people and dogs, reports say


https://abcnews.go.com/US/chimpanzee...ry?id=65519910


the son of bitch is relentless when he rampages..... just hope they don't tie his ass back to me, or I'm bound to get charged with crimes of some type or another for harboring his ass in the first place..... I just hope he managed to rip his f'n collar off over the past 3-4 years in the brush on the loose, as that fukker has a tag with my address on it......






Mexican woman in video says "she was paralyzed by fear" upon seeing B-Qway in her back yard..... he loved whippin' off and scaring local mescins by masturbating in their backyards, so I know it's him....

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I'm surprised the Santa Fe locals, mostly white rednecks, didn't throw a net over Taisha while she was giving this live report on B-Qway:

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for the record, and those of you too lazy to watch the video about my chimp, here is Taisha.....





I'd pound her like B-Qway used to pound the blow up porno dolls I used to get him for "stress relief".....