stepped out back to retrieve the thong my wife flung up onto the poolside basketball goal last night during our reenactment of "AquaMan nails a Mermaid", and the south easterly breeze that hit me had the stench of kamaltoe harris, pocahauntus, and pete buttigeig's well-bored-out hole in it......
well, I guess it's time to head down to UH or whereever the hell this pathetic lot of democrat assholes is planning on holding a debate.....
unfortunately, the fbi stopped by at 5:45 a.m. and seized all my guns.... so I guess I'll just go down there with nothing but prayers and flowers for these snowflake kahksuckkers.....